No Point Conversion – Page 11

Luke and David Burbank: “I don’t have any printer ink… I’m out of printer ink in this printer. Still? Probably from DFTB printing out too many résumés. Whatever. It’s fine. Hit him up… He needs work.”

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Luke and David Burbank: “I was raging for three (I was… I was just retweeting)”

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Luke and David Burbank: “We’re… getting dangerously close to three hours. Should we just talk about the Mariners for a minute? (Goddamnit)”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “I downloaded a brown app earlier today… (Ohh) Still wanna stay out of the bathroom. (Hey-oh) That’s gross. That is gross”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “The challenge for me is, I have to host an event in Portland on Thursday night. (Ooh) Why, why do you do this to yourself? Yeah, what the hell?”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: “There’s something about the soul of a head coach. I knew we were getting there! There’s something about the soul of a Carroll. There’s… something about the soul of flame they can’t melt the steel”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2535: No Point Conversion Edition

December 21, 2017 December 21, 2017

Andrew: “And… not to sound like a… somewhat douchey radio host”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I didn’t answer your question. I totally wiggled out of it”

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Andrew: “Bye”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Drawn out “But, man… when the Seahawks start losing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Is that how we do it?”

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Andrew: “I just had a weird, bad feeling about this”

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Andrew: “I’d be shouting in his face with spittle… if he were across from me”

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Andrew: Saying “Fired” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “See, I blame the officiating”

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Andrew: “Well, whatever”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something here that is gonna be… is gonna sound very hurtful… (Okay) But, I think Carey is (…just crap on my wife’s birthday) milking, milking her birthday. Yeah…”

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Luke: “And, stay somewhere north of respectable”

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Luke: “By the way… Germain Ifedi… get outta here, bud”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “For whatever reason the Falcons just go lay a massive egg tonight”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to rub anything in or make it worse”

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Luke: “That’s a stunning amount of shooting yourself in the foot”

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Luke: “The… Seattle football team really putting the ‘Yuk’… in ‘Sea-yuks'”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that’s that… And, I guess we’ll… talk to all of y’all tomorrow… Bye. I don’t know. Is that how we do it?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2530: No Point Conversion Edition

December 12, 2017 December 12, 2017

Andrew: “All y’all”

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Andrew: “And, I know I’m gonna get the details wrong on this”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to take things out and watch the world burn after the Browns lost against the Packers

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me?”

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Andrew: “Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew: “I just didn’t need that”

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Andrew: “I was really angry at the Browns yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’d… I’d know how to take a fucking Browns loss in stride”

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Andrew: “I’ve never rooted so hard for another team in my life”

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Andrew: “Nasty!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… what a bonehead”

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Andrew: “Only time I run is when I run to get another pizza!”

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Andrew: Saying “Bye” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “Talk about getting nasty”

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Andrew: Thinking Sound

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Andrew: “This is the best moment in No Point Conversion history… Do tell. What’s happening over there?”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Andrew trying to weasel his way out of the discussion about Luke’s butt, citing HR

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Happy birthday, Carey. Oh, thanks, Andrew! Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, look at me. I got all the details right… You did! Aww… where’s my cookie?”

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “Is that Carey from the basement? It’s Carey from the side room. Don’t get it twisted, Andrew. (Hey Carey from the side room) That’s David.”

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Carey Burbank: “Having a hard time taking you seriously with… your legs crossed, with those pants on… right now”

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Carey Burbank: “My brain is bad”

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Carey Burbank: Saying “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks” as Luke

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Carey Burbank: Snorting

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Laughing

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Looking is free. Touching will cost ya. That’s right”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “You’re still way more intense than… anyone else I’ve ever watched sports with. Can I jump in (Maybe, I’m just better at it) here for a second? You’re such an asshole”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Just so you know, like, I–I don’t… I’m not gonna make this whole day… about… football watching or, you know, the Seahawks. That’s how I sound like? Yes. Dead on. Wait, who’s talking right now?”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, first of all, we were celebrating my birthday… That is a good point. (early.) Happy birthday. And, you had said… Thanks… it’s not actually ’til Sunday, but thanks. I probably won’t remember on Sunday; so, can we… accept this one? Yes. Thank you.”

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Luke: “Actually, honestly, my legs and my butt are the only parts of my body that I don’t actively loathe”

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Luke: “And, Michael Bennett, who I, kind of, think is a dingus”

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Luke: “Can we… can, can… can… like, we have a picture… of my firm, firm apple… in these beautiful ballet running pants… as the show pic today, I think is the real question”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Holy shit! This is happening!”

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Luke: “I think I have a cute butt!”

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Luke: “Rank my butt”

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Luke: “Well, here’s the thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like… what David said this morning… David… DTFB… Mmm-hmm. David from the basement”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Chuckling

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke has a cute butt and wants Carey to rate his butt

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Luke is wearing stretchy pants and has his legs crossed; and, Carey thinks he looks ridiculous

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2525: No Point Conversion Edition

December 5, 2017 December 5, 2017

Andrew: “And, I would like to just remind you guys that we brought back Junior… and that went perfectly”

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Andrew: “Beep”

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Andrew: “Goodness”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He was the guy, right? Am I confusing my quarterbacks?”

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Andrew: “Now, we have an excuse. We all have to watch the Browns… lay a big brown next week against the Packers”

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Andrew: Saying “Dilly dilly!” as Tony Rizzo

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Andrew: “What do you mean we’re outta milk!?”

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Andrew: “You think I don’t know much about football; I know even less about baseball”

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David Burbank: “Booger eater”

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David Burbank: “Howdy, howdy gents”

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David Burbank: “Kizer can only fuck it up so many times”

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David Burbank: “The whole Seahawks secondary was… Dread Pirate Roberts… right?”

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David Burbank: “Weed is a powerful drug”

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David Burbank and Andrew: “Run the fucking ball (Right)”

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Luke: “But, also, I’m just a fan of trickeration”

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Luke: Discussing a Hawk Squad text sent from his mom about Russell Wilson’s eyes during a game

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Luke: “He’s dilly-dillying with everyone”

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Luke: “I gotta text Carey that, ‘Sometimes, more is more'”

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Luke: “I just got a text from Carey that says, ‘Sometimes, less is more'”

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Luke: “Last night, I had a couple of flare ups… I did… throw up the double bird at Byron Maxwell and tell him, ‘Fuck you'”

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Luke: “Listen… you’ve made your feelings very clear on the matter, Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh! Oh. Oh”

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Luke: “Picking the nose? Understandable…. Eating it? No, no bueno”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, we will know that we have made… the longest episode of TBTL… probably in history… in 3… 2… 1…” and playing Exciting Celebrate Music

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Luke: “There’s something about the soul of a Super Bowl… experienced team, like the Seahawks”

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Luke: “They’re not the… Shaquille O’Neal… and The General… Skydive.com.ninja Bowl”

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Luke: “To these… pearls of wisdom that I like to just share with everybody, whether they ask for it or not”

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Luke: “We did it, Rudy! Three hours!”

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Luke: “We’re seeing something we ain’t never seen before?”

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Luke: “Yo Gabber Gabber”

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Luke and Andrew: “First dude-friend who tries to use ‘dilly dilly’ like it’s a real thing gets a swift kick to the nuts (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fuck it. Let’s just go for three hours. (No) I… none of us have lives. I gotta post this show… And, I need to edit… I’m gonna go through and edit every minute of this too”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2520: No Point Conversion Edition

November 28, 2017 September 25, 2019

Andrew: “Do you know what it looks like on an Android?”

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Andrew: “If you cut me, I will bleed red; but, it’s only because my blood is red”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m rooting against you guys from now on!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Well, I never asked to be born, David!”

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Andrew: “Well, she’s the, like, the smuggest. And, I’m gonna tell ya, like there’s something wrong with me and Vieves”

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Andrew: “What are, what’s going on with the Bears?”

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Andrew: “You keep referring to him as your… real brother. Do you have a fake brother… that you’re, kinda, trying to distinguish David from?”

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David Burbank and Luke: “No tangent too long? And, no fact too wrong?”

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Luke: “Dave, will you… release the Kraken, really quick? Rudy, who decided to come in here to hang out with her real uncle, Dave”

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Luke: “I’m not as geeked any time there’s an NFL game on; and, I used to be geeked any time there was an NFL game on”

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Luke: “In the words of Heidi Klum… ‘One day, ya in. Next day, ya out'”

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Luke: “What’s Alabama doing? What’s Auburn doing? What’s South Carolina doing? What’s Florida doing? What’s Michigan doing? What’s… Ohio State doing? And, what’s Notre Dame doing? And… occasionally, what’s USC doing?”

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Luke: “You wanna do No Point!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call this episode, ‘Actual Brothers’? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, here you have three people… talking about… a sport that we’re pretty obsessed with. I’m talking about us, right now, in this moment, my actual brother… and then, Andrew… Assholes”

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