Clips From TBTL #2509: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “I can’t remember things”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Un-break… Un-break my foot”

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Luke: “And, I could look like a real foolio”

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Luke: “But, man, the NFL is just such bullshit”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I jinx harder than anyone in the jinx game”

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Luke: Singing “Can’t find the blocker man”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I could look like a real foolio. I mean, we can end up being… seven-and-eight. Well, then I’ll cut this out. Perfect.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess, here’s what I’m saying; and, I… for the fourth time this episode, I’m saying something that I don’t have any… data to back up. What’s your gut say? My theory is… well, here’s what my gut says.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No tangent too long. And, good luck… to Strong… (Yup) Bad. That’s what we say. I can’t remember things”

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Clips From TBTL #2500: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Aw, damn… Hold on, I’m, I refuse to… continue this sentence until I remember”

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Andrew: “Dude, I would’ve… killed you”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: “It was a… fucking good game!”

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Andrew: “This is… a ridiculous thing to say; but, I, I gotta say it”

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Andrew: “What year is it?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew correcting his statement on the Eagles currently having the best record with Luke making a long, drawn out “Uhh” sound

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Andrew and Luke: “I just had a really important announcement I wanted to make here that I’m, I want to make sure (Yup) everybody hears. Never mind, I’ll save it for tomorrow. I don’t have an announcement”

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Luke: “Boom”

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Luke: “Dude… give me a brark”

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Luke: “Geez… Stop… stealing our scoops, Seattle Times!”

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Luke: “I need to know what’s happening!”

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Luke: “I would’ve been shitting bricks. Um, excuse me. Shitting rocks.”

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Luke: Saying “End him” in a deep voice

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Luke: Saying “Uhh, we should wrap things up here and say goodbye to everybody”

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Luke: “WTF, Seahawks?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, anyway, I’m just, I’m just agreeing with you in an… oddly, angry manner. Right. No, and, and that’s the… that’s what, that’s called the Browns effect”

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Clips From TBTL #2495: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “I have a weird feeling”

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Andrew: “I wanna see a goddamn win too, man. Big time”

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Andrew: “If Hue keeps fucking around with him”

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Andrew: “If this happened in isolation… you know, we’d still be talking about it; because, it’s fun to talk about shit”

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Andrew: “Just put your teeth thing back in”

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Andrew: “Oh, crap! We were supposed to be done ten minutes ago!”

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Andrew: “Rolo Tony Brown Town”

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Andrew: “Sideline shenanigans”

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Andrew: “Sorry about my language”

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Andrew: “Yesterday really sucked”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna really fuck with his brain!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Ruff! Ruff!” and both laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Are you ready for some swimming?”

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Luke: “Again, peace and love to Stu and our… Vikes fans out there”

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Luke: “Are you insane!?”

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Luke: Evil Laugh

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Luke: “Keg stand!”

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Luke: “Peace and love, by the way. Major peace and love”

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Luke: “Ruff! Ruff!”

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Luke: Saying “Bert! My lip’s bleeding! And the Browns won!” as George Bailey in “It’s a Wonderful Life”

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Luke: Singing “Night swimming… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: “There’s that old Andrew. There’s that old smile.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna go to Rolo Tony Brown Town? Rolo Tony Brown Town”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s immaterial. It’s imma…terial.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just remember, when it comes to sports: No fact too wrong… Screw the Browns. Ruff! Ruff!”

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Clips From TBTL #2475: No Point Conversion Edition

Andrew: “Because, that’s how I prepare”

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Andrew: “But, whatever. You turned off my TV”

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Andrew: “I don’t have great feelings about the Packers as a team”

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Andrew: “Mmm-mmm”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!! Sherm’s leaving the game!!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Ooh!”

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Andrew: Saying “Akron, whoo! That’s how we do it in Akron” in a funny, taunting manner

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Andrew: Saying “Mmm! Akron, it is.” as Yoda

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Andrew: Saying “That’s how I do it!” in a funny, taunting manner

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Andrew: “Such and such, such and such”

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Andrew: “That was bunk, right?”

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Andrew: “We’re dealing with something else here!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m really, really hoping… that the Seahawks are looking at the Colts… and just seeing a big, tasty ham”

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Luke: “A call from the King County Jail… dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink”

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Luke: “Aw, shit!!”

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Luke: “Fart Marble 21”

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Luke: “It’s just the whole thing is just… cockamamie to me”

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Luke: “It’s Schrödinger’s hold”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Mmm! Tempting, it is.” as Yoda

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Luke: Singing “Ready for some football!”

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Luke: “The… problem is, and I’ll spare everyone my hand… clap… emoji… between… words”

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Luke: “This is for you, Akron!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we officially declare that new name for ‘Art Marble 21’ is ‘Fart Marble 21’? That’s… You know what? I’m gonna give you a taunting penalty for that one.”

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Clips From TBTL #2465: No Point Conversion Edition

These are clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of TBTL #2465. You can find clips from the main portion of the show at “Clips From TBTL #2465“.

Andrew: “Am I a cult of personality, or are the Browns just catching fire, man?”

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Andrew: “Bullshit”

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Andrew: “Drug Mart! I forgot about Drug Mart!”

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Andrew: “How ya feeling, man?”

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Andrew: “I think I’m just a nasty, nasty man”

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Andrew: “I… hate his face; and, I want to wipe that look off his face”

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Andrew: “Isn’t this a little bit early for Monday Night Football?”

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Andrew: “Maybe I just sound like a… a beaten down Browns fan; but… News alert: I’m a beaten down Browns fan.”

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Andrew: “What does that even mean!?”

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Andrew: “Yalf!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He suffered a high-sprankle, a high-sprankle… pain. A high-ankle sprain. A high-sprankle Tayne. Now, that I can get into.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did not hit him! Alright, I cannot… (I did not!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s bullshit! He did not punch him! He did not. That’s all (Oh, hi) I have to say about that. Oh, hi, Pete Carroll.”

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Luke: “Because, we always make jokes about what a… dingus that guy is”

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Luke: “I don’t know. Dear God.”

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Luke: “I, I guess my final thing would be… the, that the refereeing sucked… donkey dick”

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Luke: “I’m not from Cleveland. I just listened to an entire Browns game on the radio. AMA”

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Luke: “If he can… fuck with the other team… in a, in the right way”

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Luke: “If you fart in the direction of Aaron Rodgers, they’re gonna throw a flag”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now the Jeremy Lane thing was a travesty of a mockery of a travesty of two shams of a mockery”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah”

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Luke: Saying “Hear me now and believe me later” in some kind of accent

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Luke: Saying “I did not!” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Saying “I did not!” as Tommy Wiseau #2

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Luke: “That motherfucker”

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Luke: “Well, well, well”

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Luke and Andrew: “Season 43… Episode 1… What would you call this one? What would you’re… A Tale of Two Loses?”

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Clips From TBTL #2360: No Point Conversion Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #2360, clips from the regular portion of the show are in a separate post.

 

Andrew: “And, I’m just scared of baseball; so, I hide under the seats.”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!!”

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Andrew: “Come on, kid! Stop being a big baby!”

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Andrew: “He’s acting like a big damn baby!”

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Andrew: “I was, like, really in a pit of despair last week”

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Andrew: “Of course, we’re gonna gamble away the RV. Goddamn it. How did I not realize that?”

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Andrew: “Oh, finally, that broke our way. Finally, that broke our way.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s weird. I thought that’s the reason you’re not with public radio anymore; is, because, you insisted on drinking beer at nine in the morning. Classic Andrew… defaming me on the podcast…”

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Luke: “He’s the little fucking child who won’t jump up and down!?”

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Luke: “I can’t believe his dog is named, ‘Butters'”

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Luke: “Oh… The Blair Walsh Project?”

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Luke: “WWSD: What would Stu do?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Well, depend on how much I’ve had to drink.’ Oh, that’s right! Yeah, yeah… They asked, ‘Will you tackle the kids back?’ And, he said, ‘Well, I guess it depends on how much I’ve had to drink.'”

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Steve Neuman: Chuckling

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Steve Neuman: “From ‘Chosen One’ to ‘Chosen Done'”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey dummies! How are you guys doing?”

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Steve Neuman: “It got really bad. It was, it was bad, guys. It was, it was bad.”

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Steve Neuman: “Oof”

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Steve Neuman: “When in doubt… swag out”

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