Tag: No Point Conversion

Andrew: “And, I… will be watching that shit”

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Andrew: “But, my… God, did I enjoy the Ravens losing in that… playoffs game”

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Andrew: “I hated Harbaugh so much, I couldn’t, I couldn’t stand his face”

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Luke: “Green Bay fans… I love you… Just admit that wasn’t a touchdown; and, then, we can be friends again”

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Luke: “I’ll probably be wrong. I’m wrong about most things”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, Andrew! How are you? Hi… You know… still alive”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it. I love how hot this talk is. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then… please remember: No… Touchdown to wrong. Ha!!! And, no… Yeah, that’s it. Well, we did it! Alright. Ayyy! Everybody’s a winner”

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Andrew: “And, look at him play football. Look at him get touchdowns! Look at him… catch balls and run… fifteen… yards”

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Andrew: “Are these stats right? I feel like I’m going insane here”

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Andrew: “Chubb alone, Chubb alone”

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Andrew: “Chubb alone! Chubb alone, Chubb alone”

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Andrew: “Don’t… Like… just don’t?”

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Andrew: “Here we go Brownies. Here we go woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof”

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Andrew: “I have a bad brain; so, I can’t remember the names off the top of my head”

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Andrew: “I would like to get a wildcard game. Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Too bad he’s just a crybaby, wuss”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, you also have that patented Luke Burbank optimism, it sounds like, going into Green Bay (I do)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will be the first one to admit that I was on some sort of combination of Red Bull and vodka; and, I was probably looking at my phone (What!?!) a little bit much. Yeah, I know I was… This is not the Andy I know!”

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Luke: “And, they’re just Massholes to the… absolute max”

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Luke: “Bro, figure this out”

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Luke: “I get it that this makes me the smaller person”

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Luke: “Oh, phooey… I’m–All these games are starting to really blend together in my mind”

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Luke: Saying “Sea… Hawks!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme

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Luke: “The Patriots losing that game gave me life”

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Luke: “They started smelling their own farts”

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Luke: “This ain’t the AFC South! This ain’t Houston! This is Pats Country!”

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Luke: “This is too much snark, even for me”

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Luke: “This mofo… should stop right now. This is the best he will ever be… at football”

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Luke: “We’re reversing, we’re Benjamin Button-ing this G-D song!”

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Luke: “What a shit show!”

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Luke: “What do you know about Cleveland Browns football!? And, it turns out, a lot”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, maybe next week’s will just be… fifteen (Yeah) seconds of Andrew and I crying into an iPhone. Exactly”

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Andrew: “Bad news Browns. I mean, next week is going to be terrible. I’m almost even wondering if I should watch it. Like, it’s… I will… cuz, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Don’t deny this out of politeness”

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Andrew: “I can’t go deep into these pages”

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Andrew: “I don’t think these guys are practicing enough”

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Andrew: “I will… cuz, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “The Browns just had a shitty game!”

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Andrew: “They got de…stroyed yesterday”

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Andrew: “Yeah, just… shut up. Like, I just hate that whole thing so much”

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Andrew and Luke: “I told you, I don’t roll on Shabbos… Oh my God… the irony is… you literally rolled on Shabbos… You’re right”

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Luke: “Boys becoming men; men becoming rappers”

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Luke: “Get a load of this”

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Luke: “I actually didn’t have an opinion… jerk”

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Luke: “I have optimism privilege”

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Luke: “Okay. Bye”

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Luke: Saying “Why is everyone so sad?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Boom… Baker, you just sold me on a bowl of cereal”

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Andrew: Clapping and saying “I wish you could see me right now. That brings delight to me”

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Andrew: “Every week, I try to say the dumbest thing on the show to see if I can beat myself”

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Andrew: “Has Freddie Kitchens lost his damn mind!?”

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Andrew: “Here we go, here we go, satellite radio”

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Andrew: “I just went from… questionable to doubtful”

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Andrew: “I was starving when I was watching the game”

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Andrew: “It’s not a No Point Conversion unless I bash Freddie Kitchens”

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Andrew: Saying “And, no tangent too long” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Some of the dumb stuff he says” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yes!! Ooh! Like… There you go!!”

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Luke: “Again, I hate the Patriots; so, I was… their tears… are, like… the only thing that gives me joy”

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Luke: “Boy, oh, boy. You know me”

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Luke: “I will never understand this”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ!!”

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Luke: “R-E, R-E-B, R-E-B-O-U-N-D. Rebound… Rebound”

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Luke: Saying “Lookie, lookie, a little keepsake” as Kip Dynamite

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Luke: “What about, what about, what about a color shout? Red, red, red, red. White, white, white, white, white, white”

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Luke: “What about… what about… what about the Cleveland Browns? Brown, brown, brown, brown. Orange, orange, orange, orange”

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about this shit”

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Andrew: “I hate to say it; I mean, I know we’re feeling very smily football… right now”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! It’s… it’s happening again!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Where did I go? What was that dark fantasy? And, how much water have I used?”

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Andrew: “S and F words”

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Andrew: “Somebody’s got a case of the s’pose’das”

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Andrew: “Something is going wrong… Like, something is going wrong. It’s not the players”

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Andrew: “That, that’s good mind wandering… territory there”

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Andrew: “This is how, this is how a Browns… fan can get in his head; or, this is just how an Andrew can get in this head”

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Luke: “Because, the Seahawks have had such fumble problems this year”

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Luke: “Even when he does something dingus like that”

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Luke: “Going on the road against the Rams gives me… the bad feeling”

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Luke: “He’s a thicc boi!”

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Luke: “I love Chubb in the rain”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “And, I love seeing him getting knocked on his ass”

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Andrew: “Blow the goddamn whistle!”

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Andrew: “Clap, clap, clap!”

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Andrew: “Get out of my house if you’re dark sided!”

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Andrew: “Hello!”

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Andrew: “I’m sure some of this is wrong; nobody look it up”

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Andrew: “It squirted out of his hands”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Browns used to be lovable losers. I don’t wanna be asshole winners”

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Andrew: “The third quarter was the stuff of nightmares”

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Andrew: “Yeah… take two shots in the end zone, ya dingus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, when you’ve seen the Browns Browns it up, (Right) or the Browns Coug it up, or whatever you wanna say… so many times”

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Andrew and Luke: “Things you couldn’t understand… Things you shouldn’t understand (And, things you shouldn’t)”

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Luke: “Bad… times for Lukie”

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Luke: “Eff the MAGA-head”

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Luke: “Peace and love… peace and love. I think we’re gonna smoke them”

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Luke: “Psych!”

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Luke: “Ya guys… I mean, do you understand how jinxes work?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you recover the ball… great. If you wanna try to rumble… great. Cover it with both hands. But, when it’s time to fall down… big tree fall hard. (Mmm-hmm. Yeah) Just go down… No trickeration please”

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Luke and Andrew: “What… are we watching right now? (Right)”

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