Tag: No Point Conversion

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-09-17

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Andrew: “And, last week was a fucking disaster”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this; but, Odell is other people”

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Andrew: “I… swear to God… I am not exaggerating”

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Andrew: “Nobody uses their real goddamn names in this league; so, I never know who I’m playing”

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Andrew: Saying “But, Russell’s got the ball. Anything can happen” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “There’s something jittery about his offense right now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Even less fragrant ones… Fragrant? Flagrant ones (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “That was just smashmouth football”

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Luke: “Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on. Stop the show! (Really? Are we stopping the show?)”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-09-09

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Andrew: “And, I know he is a complete shit-heel as a human being”

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Andrew: “Apparently, the Browns”

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Andrew: “Completely forgetting about what a… goddamn scumbag he is”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything you said”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know where to begin this damn sentence, let alone this show”

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Andrew: “I mean, there’s something about Browns… Brownsing”

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Andrew: “I think the reality of Brownsiness has hit me again”

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Andrew: “I’m such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “It was just… trashy football”

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Andrew: “King of Turd Mountain”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m babbling here”

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Andrew: “You know… Brady’s gonna be Brady”

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Luke: “Because, I… fucking hate the Patriots!”

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Luke: “Eff you, Burbank”

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Luke: “Not again, what, motherfucker?”

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Luke: “Old kicky guy?”

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Luke: Saying “I start things; Andrew ends them” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “W-T-the-F?”

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Luke: Whispering “I don’t think that’s how any of this works!”

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Luke: “Yeah… I need you to stop taking whatever… fetal cord blood you’re ingesting; which, is making you get younger… Need you to stop that right now. I need you to get old… I need you to stop being good at football; so, that the Patriots can go into a long… protracted lull… where they win, like, two games a season for five years”

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Clips From TBTL #2810: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “Did you get spanked?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about coaching”

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Andrew: “I’m a little bit in over my head on this conversation”

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Andrew: “I’m not asking for the moon here. Maybe, you’re just hearing a lot of… Browns-ness in my voice”

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Andrew: “Keep the laundry in your pants, ref!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Jesus”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Really?”

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Andrew: “There are other opportunities that the Browns definitely blew themselves”

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Andrew and Luke: “Dude! I had the same thought! I had the same goddamn thought! Yay!”

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Andrew and Luke: “My Andrew battery is winding down (I know, I know, I know)”

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Luke: “As we saw with the double doink”

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Luke: “Blake Bortles!”

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Luke: “He is both… the most elusive and the least elusive quarterback in the NFL”

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Luke: “Like, what are we going to do with ourselves?”

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Luke: “Walsh-bot, powering down!”

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Clips From TBTL #2794: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “And, he got blew u–blew up”

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Andrew: “Classic Browns! Could’ve won by a point; but, you didn’t”

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Andrew: “Intellectually… we should’ve beat this fucking team”

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Andrew: “Is this gonna be a trap?”

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Andrew: “This is Dolphins versus Ravens”

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Andrew: “Usually, you–you’re kind of rooting just for the Browns not to Browns it up”

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Andrew and Luke: “You always say that… I know I do”

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Luke: “Baldwin-schmaldwin”

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Luke: “But, we’re just getting started, dog”

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Luke: “Chubb on Chubb violence”

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Luke: “I’ll just gonna call him ‘Polish last name tight end'”

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Luke: “It was a Stephen Miller’s hair of fields”

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Luke: “It’s like… you are such a dingus!”

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Luke: “That kid… ya can’t run as quarterback!”

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Luke: “The NFL is a weird-ass league”

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Luke: “The NFL is weird”

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Clips From TBTL #2790: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “Boobed the bed”

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Andrew: “Guess I got good at technology, Scotty. It’s Scotty. We love Scotty”

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Andrew: “I mean, I was Ders-ing it up like you wouldn’t believe”

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Andrew: “If I’m gonna be cocky about it”

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Andrew: “Ohh!! Gotcha. Gotcha”

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Andrew: “This is how you Browns it up”

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Luke: “Both teams just stunk it up”

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Luke: “Having just watched the Seahawks… guano the bed”

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Luke: “He’s just… just… diapered it up”

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Luke: “I just couldn’t care!”

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Luke: “It was Stu-dinger’s cat!”

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Luke: “It’s a good week to be an Andrew”

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Luke: “Spoken like a Browns fan. How dare you”

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Luke: “The game was… ugly. U-G-L-Y. You ain’t got no alibi. You’re ugly”

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Luke: “When it’s working… I love him”

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Clips From TBTL #2785: No Point Conversion

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Andrew: “Browns Nation; which, is a sovereign nation… Still working on some paperwork”

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Andrew: “I was at The Westy yesterday, slurping down chicken wings”

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Andrew: “Lemme… lemme… offend more of our… P1 demographic”

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Andrew: “Oh… Oh, yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: The Washington R-Words is like the Australia of NFL teams

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Luke: “I wanna hear the lamentation of the Pipers… and, I wanna see my enemy Stu vanquished”

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Luke: Saying “What is best in life” in a gruff manner

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