Ron Upshaw – Marsupial Gurgle

Aaron Mason: “A Stu Woo?”

Aaron Mason: “Andrew had a glitch in his software. Pulled the wrong filler phrase”

Aaron Mason: “First of all, double spoofin’. If I could get that on my vanity plate”

Aaron Mason: Singing “Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a confidant”

Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Is that John Williams? Definitely John Williams… It’s E.T., baby boy. It’s E.T., baby boy. Is that what you said? You called me, ‘baby boy’?”

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Andrew: “Been there, done that”

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Andrew: “Double spoofin'”

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Andrew: “Good! Riddance!”

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Andrew: “I ate a giant dish… of… teriyaki”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Up is down. Left is right. I dunno what to make of this week”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna scoop another animal’s poop”

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Andrew: “It is going to be so much fun!”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Nope. Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I know that face! Ohh… that’s beautiful face”

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Andrew: “On this… Wednesday installment… Nope! Thursday installment… of TBTL”

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Andrew: Singing “That name again… is Mr. Plow”

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Andrew: “So, get in there… get messy… get votin'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Yoda”

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Andrew: “Those words I just said… don’t sound super appealing to me”

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Andrew: “We’re doing serious journalism in here”

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Andrew: “What!? How!? How!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Let me stop predicting what this is. Let’s listen to the damn tape, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You’ll get there, buddy. You’ll get there!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “All that she wants… is another maybe”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Andrew’s software had a glitch

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: Singing the theme to Gummi Bears

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “The characters are boring and way too cute… and politically correct for my taste. There we are. There is it.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “What… chore… do you hate… the most? What chore… do you hate the most? God, I wish I were a game show host! (I was just gonna say, you were great!) I love doing game shows!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Yeah! (Cool!) Hello, high school! Good to see you again.”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey Andrew, good to see ya! It’s really great to be on the TBTL!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Hey, Tens!”

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Ron Upshaw: “Ooh, snap!”

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Ron Upshaw: Saying “You’re really weird!” in a sing-songy manner

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Steve Neuman: A Rap About Chris Hayes

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. Hey, Mason.”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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Steve Neuman: Wooing it up

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Aaron Mason: “I’m a strong flavor, right? I’m like licorice.”

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Aaron Mason: “It gets in my craw!”

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Aaron Mason: Laughing

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Aaron Mason: “LRB is after me. It’s a whole scene.”

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Aaron Mason: “Milk, He Wrote?”

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Aaron Mason: “Oh, God!”

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Aaron Mason: “Squirrel!”

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Aaron Mason: “Three, two, one. One, two, three. What the heck is bothering me.”

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Aaron Mason: “Toughen up, buttercup!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “And, I mean Luke has rebuilt an engine. Not Burbank. Not Burbank. I know for a fact, first hand, that he cannot rebuild engines. I’ve been on a broken boat with him. Yeah.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Come on!!! I made your bed.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “To wrap it all up, it’s you, baby! (Yeah, I guess so) You are! You’re thin-skinned! (Yeah) You get upset (Oh, God) when people…Like, we know that. It’s fine. It’s probably not fine.”

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Andrew: “Alright, you guys… Here’s everything you need to know about the next hour of your life. You are listening to a podcast called TBTL; which, stands for: Too Beautiful To Live”

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Andrew: “Big booming voice”

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Andrew: “Cut that out. That’s not what words mean.”

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Andrew: Describing who and what Luke and Andrew are and do on the show

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Andrew: “I am such a baby.”

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Andrew: “I like it. It kind of got this hand-clappy, boot-stompy feel to it.”

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Andrew: “I went home and I bit my pillow.”

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Andrew: “I’m not famous for anything, but I can eat a lot of hot dogs in one sitting.”

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Andrew: “If I listen to Andrew describe music one more time, I’m gonna drive my car off a cliff!”

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Andrew: “If this person talks like this; but, I’m in the voice. I’m committed at this point to it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Milk, She Wrote”

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Andrew: “Scuttling it up with my whining.”

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Andrew: “Slash man-boy”

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Andrew: “You know, the good news is, we don’t have any listeners who like to Photoshop me into weird scenarios. So, I’m sure that’ll never happen.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Aaron, how the hell are you doing? I’m doing great. First of all, I go by Aidan now. I’ve changed it. So guilty. You really stepped in it yesterday, didn’t you? Boy, howdy.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Have you been naked there? Nnnnnnno. No.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “How dare you question whether or not we’ll deliver on our Goddamn… Who are you!?! (Rawwwr) Is what I said.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I don’t, so I won’t. I don’t, so I won’t!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got real Jessica Fletcher on his ass yesterday. That’s a show title. Milk, He Wrote? That’s the show title!!! Milk, She Wrote. I don’t have a pen.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got the paper rattle thing, what do you call it? Oh, Shuffling Papes! I got the Shuffling Papes (What’s up, Bobby!) today.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Nothing like a fat, full guy scooting (Angrily) home, angrily… I’m gonna write a Yelp! review.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “There are dozens of us. However… (Dozens!)”

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Andrew, Aaron Mason and Ron Upshaw: Ron Upshaw crashed the TBTL show recording

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Ron Upshaw: “Can, can people Photoshop some Andrew Walsh ‘The Metal Years’ memes for us please?”

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Ron Upshaw: “Come to Akron, Ohio, fire breathing dragons, Sacrafix!”