Andrew: “Don’t touch the noodles”
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Andrew: “Get me out of this segment!”
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Andrew: “God! You’re so good at radio. You’re so much better at this than me!”
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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. I love your city. Like, I love it a lot.”
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Andrew: “Holy macaroons”
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Andrew: “Holy shit!”
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Andrew: “I can’t believe that was you!”
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Andrew: “I carry around a lot of stuff”
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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s fair. Like, I don’t, I don’t think that necessarily you see someone who’s attractive, and… Is it creepy that I’m calling your wife attractive? That’s, now, now… Maybe I’m making it weird. I definitely am.”
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Andrew: “I frickin’ love quizzes!”
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Andrew: “I puttered the shit out of that hotel room yesterday”
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Andrew: “I thought you were cute!”
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Andrew: “I was in the zone!”
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Andrew: “I, I tend to leak from the facial area when I’m doing a podcast”
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Andrew: “I’m sitting here doing my (???), bro!”
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Andrew: “It’s not ‘par excellence’. It’s ‘par exemple’.”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I did”
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Andrew: Making teletype sounds
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Andrew: “No, no, you’re fucked. I’m telling you. Nobody is, nobody is winning this quiz.”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m thinking about getting a slab and a half of ribs” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “That was you, who asked me for the almond milk?!?”
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Andrew: “This one’s for the night time drugs!”
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Andrew: “…To Burbank that joke”
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Andrew: “Uh-oh”
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Andrew: “Uhh, too old for that shit”
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Andrew: “What the shit!!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reading a one star review on Yelp
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Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, so nobody shit ever again. That’s the power out of that story. Okay, power out. (Power out) Indeed.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Are you ready? Yeah. Don’t say anything funny while this is off. Okay.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Have you ever had too fast of service before…? My wife has. Hey-oh! I don’t think she’s here yet, is why I feel so comfortable making that joke. Oh, yeah. She’s in the back. Sorry.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Have you, have you looked in your rearview mirror and been like, ‘Hottie behind me!’? N-n–I actually have not.”
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Andrew and Luke: “He was like, ‘Not to interrupt, but what is happening behind you right now?’ It just kept going! Like, nine cars of seasonal delight”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, she’s a TBTL listener. Yeah, exactly. Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot. (Right)”
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Andrew and Luke: Someone left to use the bathroom right after Andrew warned about potential toilet fears that might crop up from a Top Story
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Andrew and Luke: The vibe was perfect, almost nar’redic [ph] or the illest
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Andrew and Serengeti: Andrew called Serengeti “Dennehy”
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