Tag: Steve Neuman

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Clips From TBTL #1996

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Andrew: “But, unfortunately, that was the only story that I saw today; so, my apologies to everybody for being a crank-yanker today.”

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Andrew: “I’m bringing this up just so that I can be cranky about it!”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to foresee how this will sound coming out of my mouth.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Okay. Great.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to this here edition of TBTL, the show that is Team Bonding, Team Learning.”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Go Browns” in sync with Luke’s computer voice saying “Go Browns”

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Luke: “I’m a fan of his work, but I fear him greatly as a human.”

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Luke: “It’s Flash Friday everybody!”

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Luke: Speaking in his hoarse voice

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Luke: “Way to take a day off, Burbank!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “You could pretend like you’re Mike Pesca. Some role playing. Go Browns!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is using his computer to speak for him

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Go Browns!” with a computer voice and Andrew laughs

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Luke and Andrew: “So maybe it’s not as annoying as I think it is. No, it’s pretty annoying.”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Umm, but probably not entirely, technically; but, that’s close enough, pretty accurate for TBTL. Don’t you sharpshoot me!”

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Clips From TBTL #1982

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Andrew: Andrew gets excited by a slide whistle in the clip of Psalty the Singing Songbook

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Andrew: “I know that!”

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Andrew: “I will never know for the rest…I will never know for the rest of my life!”

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Andrew: “I’m not in any position to be throwing stones about small talk today, man. I’m just gonna let that one lie.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Stu-bot just got sharp shot.”

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Andrew: “There’s a reason why I didn’t ask that question, it’s a stupid effin’ question.”

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Andrew: “This is some real Burbank territory here. We should… you just tried to moved on. I should have let you.”

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Andrew: “Well played, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “What’s a tweeter?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to stop. I’m just gonna keep barreling over you.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is out of his Ellen-ment

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Andrew and Luke: “The Stu-Bot just got sharp shot. Yeah. Wow. The hunter has become the hunted.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball Boom Boom’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Group of kids and Psalty were trying to figure out what’s what with the Jesus department.”

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Luke: “Help us get to the ding-dang point, once in a while.”

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Luke: “Hey there, friendo!”

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Luke: “I was sort of like, ‘No doi, brother.'”

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Luke: “It’s interesting to see Alec Baldwin before he became the caricature of Alec Baldwin, that is Alec Baldwin.”

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Luke: Luke did a Chewie impression and it was a bad idea

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Luke: Luke whistles a portion of “Wind of Change” by Scorpions after Andrew mentions scorpions

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Luke: New listeners tuning in and out throughout the show

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Luke: “Sea-hurks, Sea-hurks!”

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Luke: “The Seahawks have now made me into a real Andrew.”

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Psalty the Singing Songbook: “Oh, hi kids! It’s me, Psalty the Singing Songbook!”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “I Want To Be In The Band” from Hi-Tops at the beginning and end of his voicemail to Luke and Andrew

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message left for Luke and Andrew

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Clips From TBTL #1936

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Luke: “And we’re going to bring you all the news that’s fit to podcast”

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Luke: “Anyone who I believe to be an actual human being, with hopes and dreams. The hopes, apparently, and dreams being to be Facebook friends with me.”

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Luke: “But it’s definitely zigging when everything else is zigging.”

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Luke: “Ernest Borgnine is somewhere, pleasuring himself”

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Luke: “I made like a small curtain of hair that was hanging below a bobby pin. And then, I had my girlfriend at that time and my daughter carefully bobby pin it into the base of my head, and it was flawless.”

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Luke: “I’m like a kid who’s not cool, but who’s trying to pretend they’re cool. Like, I go like, ‘Oh no man, swear all you want. We use F word all the time, it’s pretty much the only thing we say.'”

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Luke: “If I wasn’t using up so much money on my cocaine habit, it would’ve been money for him to keep being the Infinite Guest blogger.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke recalling how his boss, back when he was a teen, said good bye on a good day

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Luke: “Stu-bot. Hey man!”

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Luke: “That was my adult film name when I dabbled in my early 20s. They called me Chestnut Thunder…”

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Luke: “That’s one more hour. Why don’t you make five louder? Umm, this one goes to six.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Hip to be Square

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “It was the same summer that I had gotten somebody pregnant but nobody knew about it. Except the other person who was the person that was pregnant. She was fairly up to speed on the situation, it turned out (Yes)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Like shave an American flag into the nape of my neck hair. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing the “Segram’s Golden Wine Cooler” song from the ad with Bruce Willis

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “You know, I always think Andrew is being a baby when he says he can’t write stuff down. But now, I’m trying to write something down and talk, and it’s harder than I thought. It’s really hard to do!”

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Steve Neuman: “Might make some tacos later”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh my God”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh, Charlie Sheen is in it!”

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Steve Neuman: “Well you know, when you’re unemployed, Luke, every day is your weekend.”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Did it have a funky name? Oh, I’m sure. Like Chestnut Thunder. Right, right.”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “I’m just going to start reading off the list of all of the actors and actresses in it… Oh, I see, I see you’ve heard this show before. Yes… Ooh, Charlie Sheen is in it!”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Possible show title: Timescape

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Twins.com, which is owned by these two Barney Rubble looking motherfuckers. Oh my God!”

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Clips From TBTL #1925

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Andrew: “And also, snickerdoodles, better than their name would imply.”

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Andrew: “Eating brunch alone always makes me feel sad”

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Andrew: “Funny you should mention pastrami”

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Andrew: “I am thinking about it”

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Andrew: “I don’t know everything about space”

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Andrew: “I just need to just get comfortable with the words, so I don’t have to ask you every time.”

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Andrew: “I need to go to a diner… like, stat!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you about the smoking policy on my porch!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Umm… uh… Hi, Luke.”

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Andrew: “You guys aren’t gonna believe what I did this morning!”

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Andrew and Luke: “…God don’t make no junk. And you’re like, what are you listening to? TBTL… Andrew, please be patient with this podcast. God isn’t finished with it yet.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s either Glenn, glunatic or gliar. And, we have our show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: Snickerdoodles

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Andrew and Luke: “Super (Mario) Bros.”

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Andrew and Luke: The princess is in another castle

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Luke: “Alright”

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Luke: “Andrew, please be patient with this podcast. God isn’t finished with it yet.”

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Luke: “Grunt. Relax. Wipe.”

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Luke: “I mean, I’m now officially a joker and a toker”

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Luke: “I’ve a co-host who’s full of, I hope anyway, carbs and pastrami so his brain is growing”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: Singing the Underground Theme from Super Mario Bros.

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Luke: Talking about his bible teacher and doing an impression of him

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Luke: “These comets, bro. Do you even comet, bro?”

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Luke: “What the hell is an heirloom?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to eat carbs again, especially a spaghetti monster

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Luke and Andrew: Or E Gone

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Clips From TBTL #1918

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Andrew: Andrew was about to say something mean about Luke’s radio hosting skills

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Andrew: “Burbanklia!”

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Andrew: “Burbanklia! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: Frightened thought sound

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey! Guys, it’s me Knob, who wants to go down to the park and disc it up?”

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Andrew: “I never thought that I would have so much trouble keeping up with the modern world. I mean, you know, I’ve got a smartphone.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You’re so vain”

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Andrew: “Of course, your name is ‘Knob’!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “So, doi Walsh! Come on, man!”

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Andrew: “So, you know, I’m a modern man”

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Andrew: Tail end of a long laugh

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL”

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Andrew: “You’re using some techniques of the biz”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew bleeped himself

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants listener voicemails to listen to late at night

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you feel about my sport of loneliest? Gotcha! Your pain.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke needs a bigger shirt

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Andrew and Luke: “No! No! No? No!”

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Andrew and Luke: Reminiscing about being an incompetent radio host and incompetent, enabling producer

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Laughing

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Luke: “Again, the listeners are like ‘no doi!'”

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Luke: “Hey buddy!”

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Luke: “I hate not the listeners; where, I promote stories and then I don’t get to them.”

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Luke: “I’ve been listening to a lot of InfoWars and there’s a good chance Canada is a false flag country.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No”

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Luke: Saying “But, I still rock” in a Borat-like voice

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “The large is a litle bit blouse-y on me; but, the medium is definitely too small. There needs to be a medium plus.”

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Luke: “You’ve never not… You’ve never let not having good ideas stop you before.”

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Luke and Andrew: “…and it’s not even actually the act of co-hosting a talk show. You know what it is? It’s being around people and sucking my gut in. You’re so vain.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey Andrew, I hate not you. (I hate not you.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My inspiration, my pep-talk giver, my wife, just walked in with Rudy. At this point, we know that she likes me than you, right? Oh, I think that’s clear as the nose on your face.”

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Luke and Andrew: Ultimate frisbee is the Scientology of sports

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Luke and Andrew: “You have no idea how under-prepared I was when I actually hosted the show. No, and his response was ‘Yes, I do.’ That’s what I’m trying to solve for here.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You mad, bro? I am mad. I’m mad at these bros! You mad at these bros, bro? Yes.”

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