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Clips From TBTL #2175

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When Andrew was introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman to the show, Andrew mentioned the domain, heggielover.biz, as one of the sites that Stu-bot was managing behind-the-scenes. Well, the domain, heggielover.biz, was available and I snatched it up. The domain is set to redirect visitors to Marsupial Gurgle.

Andrew: “You know him as the man behind infiniteguest.org, and the lesser known, but equally respected, heggielover.biz. He’s none other than Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Clearly, like, everything locked up on this side of things.”

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Andrew: “Don’t, just get in the helicopter! Like, why do you have to be having your legs hang over?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu-bot!”

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Andrew: “How come there are all these stories in the world about free hot dogs; yet, they are never happening to me?”

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Andrew: “I would rather have him do the whole show eating bags of his sausages; but, just stay clothed. And, don’t force me to, don’t force me to answer questions like that.”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not much of a foodie.”

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Andrew: “It’s a scandal. We have an honest-to-God Song of the Summer scandal on our hands here folks; and, it ain’t pretty.”

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Andrew: “Like, I think I might be losing my marbles.”

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Andrew: “Look! It’s actually a PetSmart bag!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is on day one of his vacation. Where is he? What is he doing? Honestly, I don’t know. You can ask him when he gets back.”

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Andrew: “Maybe, just cuz I’m a scaredy-cat and I’m becoming more and more of a scaredy-cat.”

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Andrew: “My sense of, umm, I don’t know, anal-retentiveness”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Rando sexy bots”

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Andrew: “Really!!? That’s a brush with fame!”

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Andrew: “Turns out, the cashier, not that interested in that fact.”

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Andrew: “Yes, this is exciting!”

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Andrew: “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Dazzling Date

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Oh, yeah. I gotta ask you a question: are you @HighSchoolBud? No, I’m not. Okay.”

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Steve Neuman: “1-1-2-1-1-2-1-2-1”

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Steve Neuman: Doot-dooing to 5 Seconds of Summer’s “Hey Everybody!”

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Steve Neuman: “My woif!”

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Steve Neuman: “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”

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Steve Neuman: “So, the last two songs that you’ve absolutely fallen in love with on TBTL have had homophobic slurs and racial slurs in them, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That was your first mistake, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “That’s crazy! I mean, in a good way. That’s, that’s cool.”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I understand. You–do you understand? No, but that’s okay. I mean, honestly, do you–not, not what I just said; which, was cruel and mean and not really that funny”

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Clips From TBTL #2140: “Two Steves and a Sue” Edition

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Steve Nelson and Luke: “TBT-What? Possible show title.”

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Steve Nelson and Luke: “Uh, what are you thinking of titling it? We were thinking of calling it ‘All Thongs Considered’.”

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Steve Neuman: “Andrew!”

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Steve Neuman: “I, I need to sharpshoot your joke there, that is from the Little Red Bandwagon podcast.”

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Steve Neuman: “You son-of-a-bitch!”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you asked, Luke. Umm… Because, no.”

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Sue Nelson: Playing and singing “I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head.”

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Sue Nelson and Luke: “Nobody’s listening to me, you know, you’re not… Andrew knows exactly how what that feels like. Sorry. I’ll leave now. I’m sorry.”

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Clips From TBTL #2140: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Anything, any other As that need to be M’d, or whatever?”

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Luke: “As we like to say, podcasting is a highly visual medium.”

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Luke: “Buckle up, it’s not great.”

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Luke: “Cheese, cream, cheese, cream… insulin.”

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Luke: “Could you please welcome the bass player for Nervous Fingers, our boss, Steve Nelson, to the stage.”

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Luke: “How did you Hodor that?”

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Luke: “I consider my life a live show”

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Luke: “I have a lot to learn about your ways here in the Midwest, I apologize.”

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Luke: “It puts the podcast in the Stitcher, or it gets the hose.”

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Luke: “Nice Oregon Trail t-shirt too! That’s bitchin’.”

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Luke: “Notice me, Haage. Notice Me.”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s also in there.”

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Luke: “She just went from wind beneath to wind on top of your wings. That was a real quick flip there.”

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Luke: “She was already bored. You were bored with the instructions!”

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Luke: “That’s the end of the show, everybody. That was clearly the high point.”

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Luke: “There are, probably, ten to twelve of St. Paul’s finest citizens thinking ‘What the hell is a TBTL? Why do these people come to the hall tonight; and, why are they laughing at a guy playing audio drops?'”

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Luke: “This American Legion”

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Luke: “This is kind of a crazy feeling to look out on all these people and realize what a bad idea this was.”

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Luke: “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I, I, I, I see, I see things.”

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Luke: “You may have hitched your wagon to the wrong pony.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the stamp says, Daytime Emmy Award Winner Luke Burbank. Do you wanna trade?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Invisibooyah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Invisibooyah!” (With Audience Reaction)

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, based on all of the evidence, pretty lousy at being married. Like, pretty lousy at being, like… What do you mean? You love it, you keep doing it! Oh, sorry!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, the Little Red Bandwagon kids. Thank you. The podcast about this podcast, which nobody on this podcast listens to; because, we get our feelings hurt. (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those things stress me out so hard, cuz I feel like if I fart (Yes!) on a Perrier, it’s gonna be seven dollars. Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We know that you know, as a listener to this show, that sometimes the energy can get a little low, things can kind of drag. Don’t look at me–Why do you always look at me when you say that?”

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Luke and Steve Nelson: “Do we still have jobs? Yes, absolutely. Yes! That’s awesome!”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “He’s manning the Heggie’s minor, regional, Internet presence tonight, the Stu-bot! (Welcome to the Internet)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “How does this all feel to you? Um, again, terrifying.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “How is this feeling for you, Stu-bot? I’m terrified.”

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Luke and Sue Nelson: “How did they do? Umm… well… Let’s talk about something else. Okay.”

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Luke and Sue Nelson: “What is that song called? Um… Doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doo! I’m so glad to hear you don’t know the name of it.”

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Clips From TBTL #2139

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Andrew: “And now, I’m watching your face; and, it almost looks like you surprised yourself with the end of that sentence.”

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Andrew: “But, like, at what point does your quote/unquote rescue dog become just start being your dog?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”

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Andrew: “I almost watched you pull an Andrew; but, you pulled, you pulled the nose up on that Andrew train. Way to go.”

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Andrew: “I touched my computer and it stopped!”

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Andrew: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank.”

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Andrew: “I’m caught in a time loop, I don’t know what I’m saying anymore.”

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Andrew: “Really!!?”

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Andrew: Slurping up pizza

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Andrew: “So God damn special!”

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Andrew: “They didn’t have my favorite Mariah Carey song!”

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Andrew: “You guys know my dogological clock is ticking.”

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Andrew: “You’ve had a dog for 16 years. It’s not a rescue dog, it’s just your fucking dog!”

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Andrew: “Your sandwich sucks!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night. Don’t start with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was slurping it up like a true Burbank. I want to be mad about that, but it’s pretty accurate.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m stalling here because: number one, I’m gonna sound like a dorkwad; and, number two, it’s a… Do you want some bitchin’ music so you won’t sound like such a dorkwad?”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “It’s a mini-to-mini schnauzer. Oh! (Oh!)”

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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Rescue Theon and Service Theon

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Andrew, Steve Neuman, Luke and Carey Burbank: The Funk of 40,000 Burbanks

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Luke: “And, we have the show title.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hey there, Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got to pull my wife into this; because, she is… Your what? My woif! Oh.”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Jesse Jones!” while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “So, if you’ve been waiting ’til Friday for the eagle to shit; and now, you got a little scratch, you got a little skrilla. Is that a thing? Yeah, the eagle shits on Friday, you get paid on Friday.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was me, by the way. Okay, I was wondering. I kind of Foobled the end of that. I touched my computer and it stopped. And then, I was like ‘How did I do that?'”

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Steve Neuman: “Minor, regional, Internet presence”

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Steve Neuman: “Volcanic farts”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “No mountain too tall and good luck to all. Yeah, we got this.”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “Talk to the scale, because the Heggies ain’t listening. And, we have the show title. That’s it, write that down. Lock it in. Are we good here? Yep.”

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Clips From TBTL #2138: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

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Luke: “Amy Wielunski, known for her drawings of tall ships.”

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Luke: “Boredified”

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Luke: “But, some people are cheating when it comes to building their beef castle.”

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Luke: “Hempler’s”

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Luke: “Hot mic”

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Luke: “Huh?”

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Luke: “I don’t know you, but I need you to hear this mixtape that my friend Andrew made.”

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Luke: “I will club a seal to make a deal!”

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Luke: “I won’t be undersold!”

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Luke: “King and Bunny!”

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Luke: Recreating what it’s like to have a phone conversation through a car’s hands-free system

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Luke: Singing the “If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal. If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal!” jingle

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Luke: “That was, as Andrew, as you would like to say, that was me kidding on the square.”

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Luke: “That whole joke was basically, like, ‘I’m gay!'”

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Luke: “Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on.”

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Luke: “When I pulled up to the In-N-Out drive-thru at LAX and I was listening to TBTL. That’s not, that’s a bridge too far, my friend.”

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Luke: “Ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me dab while I drop some deuts on you. They’re worn by men… Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!! And, we have the show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, whatever. You’re still mad that I refer to you as the poor man’s John Moe. You got to get over that! Why, why do you let that bother you so much, partner?”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “A man grows up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, he learns a few things about pronouncing… Did you actually grow up in St. Cloud? No, I grew up in Hector, Minnesota. Oh, yeah. A guy grows up in Hector, Minnesota, he learns a thing or two about last names like Wielunski.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “If we’re known for one thing on this show, it’s just our fast facts. It’s that we get to the point, quick to the point, the point, no fakin’. Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Shul’s back for summer. Shul’s back forever. That was… not good.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Donating at the thousand dollar level

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Steve Neuman: “And Amy, clearly, spent enormous amounts of too much time, which would have been five minutes; but, still, too much time.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, boys. How are you?”

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Steve Neuman: “Just an ocean of funk”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, shit. What are we doing here?”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Piper, Luke’s enemy”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I was gonna quickly sharpshoot Andrew and say, it’s only ten dollars a month for a water bottle. I’m sorry. Geez! Thank you, Stu. No problem.”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Minnehaha is not a big laugh

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re the lead dog, so the scenery is changing all the time! And… scene.”

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Clips From TBTL #2138: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Crazy Lukie”

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Andrew: Grumbling and mumbling

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna shit talk my own work”

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Andrew: “I wish my great-grandmother, my babci, were still alive so I could send her that picture; and, she would say to me, ‘Eat, honey, eat!’ That’s what she used to say when she felt like we weren’t eating enough food.”

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Andrew: “I’m Robert Smith!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. Geez!”

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Andrew: “If I’m with somebody, you keep movin’!”

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Andrew: “It’s not appropriate for TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Look at me! I’m being a little Sean DeTore over here; just, pushing all the buttons and the faders.”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. What if Luke and Carey are on the same floor as me.”

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Andrew: “The pledge drive is the membership drive of the middle week.”

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Andrew: “This is stealing your story and turning it into mine”

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Andrew: “This time I just walk by him and was like, ‘Well, that was polite!’ But, I was kind of, just like, probably looking at my shoes when I said that. It probably sounded like [grumbling and mumbling].”

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Andrew: “We’re killin’ it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke saying a funny

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Andrew and Luke: Crazy Lukie’s Lunchbox Emporium

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Andrew and Luke: “Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could have done something better there. (No, I, I respect) No, I could’ve done something better. I respect your bravery. I interrupted you for a failed joke. That’s a… Agh, I hate that!”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “I was really embarrassed last night, Luke… Does not sound like you. No.”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Rickommending

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “But, that’s not, I mean, that’s not a ringing endorsement. No, it’s not!”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Medeski Martin & Won’t

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s why they call you ‘Crazy Luke’, it’s because you’re crazy! Steve Nelson thinks they’re nuts!”

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