Clips From TBTL #2280

David Burbank and Luke: David jokingly asks why Kdude talks about Super Bowl 24

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Luke: “And this episode, two-thousand two-hundred and eighty, in a collector’s series, is erected in your honor. Sorry for using the term ‘erected’.”

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Luke: “And we’ve now swapped out family members of mine. We’re down a Susie Burbank, but we have added a David Burbank to the mix.”

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Luke: “Because, my name is Luke; and, not one day of my life goes by that the Star Wars thing doesn’t get raised for me.”

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Luke: “Featuring my little brother, David Burbank… aka, The Last Burbank”

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Luke: “Here I am, back at work. Walsh, on the other hand, he is in the ATL right now”

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Luke: “I don’t have a co-host today; but, what I did have, up until just a few moments ago, was a lot of family here at Burbank Springs. So, we made family-ade today.”

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Luke: “I have somehow… found myself… having a job that I am actually excited to get back to!”

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Luke: “I kneel by the side of my bed, I say a little prayer. And, I put a few things in a hope chest, and I lay me down to sleep.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lotta high fives. Lotta smiles.”

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Luke: “My woife!”

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Luke: “Y’all”

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Luke and David Burbank: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all”

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Susie Burbank: “Very photogenic! Big time photogenic.”

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Susie Burbank: “Who stunk up my mohair sweater!!!?”

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Clips From TBTL #1903: Luke and Susie Burbank Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1903, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. The first post contained clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

This post contains clips that primarily featured Luke or Susie Burbank.

Luke: “Cleveland: Tsunami-free since Pangea”

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Luke: “I already did that!”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘Mom, I want to talk to you on the show and ask you about your Swindoll swindle'”

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Luke: “Is there a Pod-Anon meeting for when you find out one of your kids has a podcast?”

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Luke: “Isn’t the Holy Ghost his security?”

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Luke: “Just, let me just lay out these ingredients on you brother man.”

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Luke: “Let me just lay some of the details on you”

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Luke: “Okay, the Earth was made six thousand years ago. Let’s start with that.”

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Luke: “Possible show title”

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Luke: Short, Funny Laugh

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Luke: Speaking like Jimi Hendrix “This is a juice that was made my Mister Bob Dylan. That’s his grandmother over there.”

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Luke: “Umm, because that’s an ‘MP’ and not a ‘YP'”

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Luke: “Yikes.”

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Luke: “You could get assaulted by The Blue Man Group. I mean, there is to get nervous about in the state of Nevada.”

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Luke: “You sounded like Jiminy Glick there for some reason, ‘he’ll go head-to-head'”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s location made Luke’s introduction highly irrelevant

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Luke and Andrew: Diagnosed with late-stage Zumanity and Andrew’s Awesome Laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “I wished I had a calming juice that I could share with the listeners… (but you do, it’s bottle #12) Oh shit. Mom, can you get me bottle 12 of my juice out of the fridge?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s be honest, the show is always 30 perfect longer than it should be. Right, exactly. Now… My mom just said, ‘I agree’ in the background by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, there will be interruptions, there will be noise in the background. That’s just life, that’s what happens when you move back in with your parents, and start doing a podcast.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You sound great from where I am… That’s a compliment! Let’s not get carried away.”

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Luke and Andrew: Young Coconut would be a great name for a Hawaiian rapper

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Luke and Susie Burbank: Luke apologizes to his mom about his body odor and asks her to rank how bad it is

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Susie Burbank: “But, I’ve always wanted to go to Alaska. So, before this earthquake hits, I’m-a glad I went.”

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Susie Burbank: “I mean it was bad news”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m so glad I did something that, I guess, older people call their bucket list. I don’t like to use that, cause I don’t feel that old to call a bucket list.”

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Susie Burbank: “I’m-a glad I went”

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Clips From TBTL #1891

Andrew: “Alright, let’s get on with this, I feel very small right now”

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Andrew: “Every time I hear ‘News You Can Lose’, I get a little giggle fit”

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Andrew: “I am here. I want you to know that I’m here and present for you”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I love doing the dishes”

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Andrew: “Lay it on me”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Oh man, this is news that I can lose”

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Andrew: “The answer to this question is actually, if I can find it… I can’t find it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am a camper”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh, I have so much information you don’t have”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is like the saddest story I’ve ever heard you tell. This is more like a story that I would tell. This is very much an ‘Oh, Andrew’ story”

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Andrew and Luke: Uncanny Valley between disposal and “disposall”

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Chris Hayes: Chris explained that Marc Maron’s WTF stands for “Why The Face”

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Chris Hayes: “Yeah, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to quite drop this sledgehammer of heaviness into this, our light-hearted news quiz”

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Chris Hayes, Luke and Andrew: Chris can’t explain the game that they are playing

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Luke: “If I’ve learned one thing living 39 years on this little, this blue marble”

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Luke: “We never get mired in those La Brea tarpits of conversation”

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Luke: Yelling as if he were 9 “I’m not part of your camp!”

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Susie Burbank: “Love it, Luke!”

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Clips From TBTL #1858

Andrew: “Also, we have mugs”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2

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Andrew: Boorish behavior

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Andrew: “Coffee is for closers”

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Andrew: Definitely needs some hard salami

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Andrew: “God help ya, God love ya”

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Andrew: “I just thought that it was so boring and forever taking”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing it took us this long to have this conversation”

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Andrew: “My doll is a loss leader”

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Andrew: “Oh god, I want to name the episode that so bad”

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Andrew: “Parents still make me nervous, don’t think that’ll ever change”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you’ll look at our little faces on the mug…then you’ll want to go back to bed and get under the covers”

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing whether or not the TBTL-a-Thon dolls can be had individually or as a bundle

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Andrew and Luke: It was the wrong time for Luke to say/yawn “Okay”

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Luke: “ABP: Always Be Podcasting”

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Luke: “And get your hands on some of these sweet, sweet mugs”

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Luke: “Five podcarts a week”

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Luke: “He’s been letting this reek flag fly”

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Luke: “I was probably drunk in an airport, but I was looking at my computer”

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Luke: “I was walking my Vietnamese mini pig named ‘Banh Mi'”

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Luke: “In my experience, parents just don’t understand”

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Luke: “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, floor”

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Luke: Singing “Not great” to El Ropo’s western-style theme

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Luke: Singing “Stone Man”

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Luke: “Will I be wearing clothes when I do it? Probably not.”

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Luke: “You got to pick a lane, it sounds like, with the pigs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke’s crying in the kitchen was because Andrew was staying over

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Luke and Andrew: “Build your own Luke room, and then just go in and kick the shit out of those dolls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been meaning to donate to public radio, but I can’t type because my hands are very swollen from the coffee burns”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke drinking coffee with his bare hands

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to describe the color of the TBTL-a-Thon mug

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Luke and Andrew: “We are opening ‘Build a Burbank’ stores in some local malls and you can customize it”

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Luke and Andrew: What would happen if Luke had a room with a ball pit made out of his TBTL-a-Thon dolls

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Luke, Susie and Andrew: “Imagine trying to do an hour of this crap, five days a week”

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Susie Burbank: “Aww, man!”

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Susie Burbank: TBTL-a-Thon donation promo message

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Susie, Luke and Andrew: Susie opens up Pandora’s Box when she mentions listening to Wait Wait when Luke is on

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