Andrew: “And, this has really saved my bacon!”
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Andrew: “I am just such a slob”
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Andrew: “I think somebody’s… painting their eyebrow spots”
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Andrew: “I, I mean, I’m a… big baby”
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Andrew: “I’m glad that you’re not raising anti-maskers, by the way. Congratulations on that”
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Andrew: “I’m trying so hard here!”
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Andrew: “It’s really saved my Kevin Bacon?!”
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Andrew: “Maybe, it’s an example of how vain I am not”
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Andrew: “Once again, I’m like a, a child on a school bus… scribbling my homework at the very last minute… hoping… upon hope that… something… blocks the roadway; and, we’re stuck on the bus for an extra thirty minutes before I roll up to school”
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Andrew: “Please, do not tell them that I eat stuffed animals; which, I do. But, please don’t tell ’em. They’re just too innocent”
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Andrew: “Stinky!”
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Andrew: “We also did wanna have the sex talk on today’s show. Are you prepared for that?”
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Andrew: “Zippity-doo-dah! How’s this for energy levels?”
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Luke: “I don’t… tweeze my eyebrows”
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Luke: “I wish I had enough eyebrows to tweeze”
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Luke: “Luke’s Mega-Booyah Stock Picks”
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Luke: “That exists outside of TikTok”
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Tig Notaro: “I love the small town feel of your podcast”
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Tig Notaro: “Let’s bleep this out”
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Tig Notaro: “No, I’m vegan”
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Tig Notaro: “No, they don’t eat animals!”
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Tig Notaro: “They took a vacation from saying, ‘vacation'”
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Tig Notaro: “We’re on Zoom right now; and, all three of our heads are bobbing”
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Tig Notaro: “Yeah, you’re edgy, I’m edgy. Here we are at a standstill”
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Tig Notaro and Luke: “Your listenership, you know by name… I mean. Oh, yeah… That’s a, that’s a good place to be”
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