Day: April 14, 2017

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2359

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Andrew: Channeling his inner Tom Shane

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Andrew: “Do you have a friend in the diamond business?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Look at these people!! I like to really tear people down”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my farm”

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Andrew: “With the power of prayer!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Luke: “555-55-MY-WOIFE”

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Luke: “But, I’m above a Gold member. I’m a 75K.”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Get… a load of this, Walsh”

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Luke: “Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn!”

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Luke: “I see. You used your cough drops when you’re at your improv class; but, when you’re on TBTL, our family business, you don’t even care.”

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Luke: “I will, if I watch that on an airplane, I will cry at some point; because, Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez will have some moment”

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Luke: “She’s getting too old for this shit!”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of Fs, dude”

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Luke: “That’s mas true!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Poop rules everything around her (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sue him for wha’? Sue him for wha’!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Talk About No-funiks

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Hi, can you hear–it, it’s your husband. Oh. Okay.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2358

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Andrew: “And if so, I’ll kill him!!!”

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Andrew: “Are you gonna be the most chill booking I’ve ever had; or, is this the beginning of a nightmare?”

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Andrew: “I am a fidgeter”

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Andrew: “I felt like a terrorist for a second”

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Andrew: “Is it me?!?”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you a question”

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Andrew: “Like, my gut is my most embarrassing feature of me, and that includes my brain; so, that’s how bad it is.”

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Andrew: “No shit”

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Andrew: “Oh, did she say anything? I just laughed at ya.”

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Andrew: “Oh, here comes the guess! Here comes the guess! Are you ready?”

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Andrew: “Oh, is that the version you’re telling?”

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Andrew: Quickly singing lyrics to “These Eyes” by The Guess Who

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Andrew: Singing “These eyes”

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Andrew: “This is bugging me, man!”

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Andrew: “This is me talkin’!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has some spoofs and will be whizzing some smokers

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Luke: “And I didn’t see anything… and, I went into a complete panic”

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Luke: “Don’t try to contain your joy”

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Luke: “Don’t… praise… the machine”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m sitting here ready to be whizzed. Wait a minute, that came out wrong.”

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Luke: “Let’s go ahead and, and let the fun out. Who let the fun out, by the way?”

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Luke: “Nirvana!!”

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Luke: “Right!?”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “Talk about Net Non-Neutrality, my friend”

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Luke: “That is how… that is, that is how hardwired the pathways of my little pea brain are”

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Luke: “This is Apollonia of nothing”

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Luke: Trying to sing and remember lyrics from Prince’s “U Got The Look”

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Luke: “You know, the show is like a dynasty: You screw it up and then you walk away… and you let Laura Hadden fix it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna give you a ‘Forget-Me-Now’. Okay. Or… or even a, if you so choose, a ‘Forget-Me-Shot'”

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Luke and Andrew: “If every once in a blue moon, you actually got someone who had, you know, a bunch of C4… in one of their butthole flaps. Then, it’d be like, (Come on) that would be exciting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pretty good, Akinator and Walshinator! Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We can do that on the road trip if you want. I’ll come in and throw a grapefruit at you! Okay, but I’m gonna have a knife.”

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