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Clips From TBTL #3663

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Andrew: “Did you just do it? Am I gonna eat Arby’s today? Goddamn!”

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Andrew: “Hey, good news, Luke. I was not able to land Will the Pilot; but, I… do. For next week, maybe in Wednesday, I was able to get Won’t the Pilot”

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Andrew: “How can I power out of this thing?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I just got trolled; and, I think it’s hilarious, actually”

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Andrew: “I was going bananas in my head”

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Andrew: “It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar”

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Andrew: “Jesus, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Should I start calling my whipper-snipper a ‘unit’?”

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Andrew: “That’s what they said on ‘Ask Vieves'”

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Andrew: “This is my point, if I have one”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s fine… It’s fine”

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Andrew and Luke: “Make it so… (Ironically) make it so, I said to myself… So, I took off my coat… In the words of William Shatner… Famously… In the words of baby Yoda… make it so”

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Genevieve Haas: “Mister… Mister Banana Grabber”

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Genevieve Haas: “This will not stand”

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Listener: Singing a song about garbage day to the tune of The Beatles’ “Yesterday”

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Luke: “Alexi… leave me the hell alone, dude”

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Luke: “I’d like to de-cherub my face a little bit, if possible”

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Luke: “I’m a glasses guy, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’ve just grown something… Whoa. That sounded weird… I’ve just had some personal growth. That also sounds weird… I’ve had some swelling, Andrew… in my… personal growth department”

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Luke: “In the… pronounciation… [sic] Or, as some say… pronunciation… The irony of me mispronouncing ‘pronunciation’ is… not lost on me”

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Luke: “Leave me alone with these frames, please”

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Luke: “We’re all thinking about it… I have a head wound”

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Luke and Andrew: Units of Bedazzlers, weed wackers and whipper-snippers

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Clips From TBTL #3602

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Andrew: “Badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Do you know that my middle name is ‘Bluebeard’… by the way?”

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Andrew: “Do you think that… Laura refers herself as the ‘Tigard King’?”

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Andrew: “Errr, there we go!”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! Breaking news! Andrew says… Ellen is good at hosting talk shows!”

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Andrew: “I just can’t believe my brain is that bad!”

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Andrew: “I was a vessel for a moment”

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Andrew: “I’m Nicole Kidman and I’m talking directly to you, Andrew Walsh. Thank you for coming to the movies. Isn’t it great? Please come again. It’s a dying industry and we are desparate”

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Andrew: “If I try not to think about it and relax my arms… my right hand… sticks a finger in my right ear, and my left hand grabs my left butt cheek. It’s so weird! It’s just like that’s my resting position”

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Andrew: “Is it ‘Badaboom’?”

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Andrew: “J-K-L! Badaboom!”

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Andrew: “Kind of a big stub at the cracker factory”

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Andrew: “Mm-huh!?”

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Andrew: “Mmm, badaboom!”

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Andrew: “My right hand… sticks a finger in my right ear, and my left hand grabs my left butt cheek”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! This is terrible!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, bababoo!”

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Andrew: Singing “Little story… about Jark and Diane”

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Andrew: Singing a portion of the McDonalds jingle

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Andrew: Singing a portion of the McDonalds jingle #2

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Andrew: “Uh, bababoo!”

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Andrew: “Whatever came out of me the first time was… was very organic”

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Andrew: “You’re massively tromboning right now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh, bababoo! I’m back, baby… Oh… yeah you are”

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Genevieve Haas: “How did you get this number?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Two thumbs down”

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Luke: “Coming up… here on TBTL… Sorry Vieves isn’t the host”

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Luke: “How dare you undermine my life decisions, ambulance”

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Luke: “I do have… pants on, right?”

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Luke: “Rrr, bababoo!”

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Luke: “Rrr, bababoo!” #2

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Luke: Saying “Tattoo” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Tattoo?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Tattooed” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Tattooed” in a funny manner #2

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Clips From TBTL #3569

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Andrew: “‘Bout time! I don’t even want it anymore!”

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Andrew: “And, I have much regret about bringing it up!”

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Andrew: “Father Christmas Lukles”

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Andrew: “Hard-core Splenda people”

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Andrew: “Hey, cucks!”

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Andrew: “I’m just kidding! I love you, Luke. Get off the floor!”

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Andrew: “New… World Coffee Order”

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Andrew: “Once you sleeve, you can’t leave”

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Andrew: “Splenda… curious people”

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Andrew: “They seem pretty hippie-dippie”

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Andrew: “This is me literally being an idiot, not pretending to be an idiot”

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Andrew: “What if Jesus was just sneaking around?”

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Andrew: “Whatever you’re gonna say, please don’t get us canceled”

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Andrew: Whispering “I was looking for little spoons”

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Andrew: “Will you make me the happiest man… in the world… and not listen to this episode?”

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Andrew: “You know me, I… I get high on nostalgia”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, yeah. Look at me. And, you know me, I’m the cleanest of them all (Yeah…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can’t believe you didn’t ask me about my cat… Oh! I’m just kidding! I love you, Luke. Get off the floor!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remember my name! Remember my name! Attica! Attica! Look into your hearts!”

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Genevieve Haas: “I… I struggle with annihilate”

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Genevieve Haas: “Things were born and things died”

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Luke: “Critical Splenda theory?”

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Luke: “Hot damn… or not damn”

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Luke: “I’ll not disclose a thing I’ve signed an agreement to non”

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Luke: “I’ll not… put the D in the NDA”

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Luke: “I’ll not… put the D in the NDA… I’ll not disclose a thing I’ve signed an agreement to non”

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Luke: “I’m poly-Splendarous”

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Luke: Making machinery moving sounds

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Luke: “Marco! Wrong-o!”

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Luke: “Oh, see, that’s, that’s too much of a milk party”

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Luke: “Oui, oui! I get a franc… I’m getting my 400 day franc”

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Luke: Saying “Wanna go out and about in a boat?” in a stereotypical Canadian accent

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Luke: “TBTL: Night Cheese!”

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Luke: “Truly was, a December to remember”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… could easily just unhinge my jaw and lower an entire sleeve… of Joe-Joes down my gullet… (Yes!) But, I won’t”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I had a life-threatening butt situation (Uh-huh)”

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Clips From TBTL #3454

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Andrew: “Allez Opi-Omi”

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Andrew: “Allez… Opi.. Omi”

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Andrew: “He was messing up my reservation!”

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Andrew: “I love my job, of course”

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Andrew: “I regret making that sound already”

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Andrew: “I’m being extra here”

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Andrew: “I’m here with somebody who’s very close to TBTL to help me do the show today… She’s been a great friend… to TBTL throughout the years… She’s been a great friend to me throughout the years, as well; in fact, we live together”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I’ve talked about this on TBTL; because, it’s so boring and so tedious, so why wouldn’t I?”

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Andrew: “Is there a TV in there? I like TV”

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Andrew: “It’s hot… It’s really hot. It’s hot outside… It’s hot inside”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound and saying “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Really, Sarah Smith!? Like, really, Seattle Times!? This is the person we’re interviewing?”

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Andrew: “She starts pounding the meat harder”

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Andrew: “Take it easy! It’s hot out there!”

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Andrew: “They’re hiding NFTs in the paper towels!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is the podcast where I describe my windows”

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Andrew: “Whatever is going on with that ice back there, it’s not for me”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve… I regret making that sound already. I do not want to hear that coming back at me. Which, guarantees that you will (Please)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thanks for doing this with me. Sure. These are not… (Where am I?) optimal… (What day is this?) These are not optimal (What’s happening?)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Yeah. Chase that cheddar… Yeah, you gotta… I gotta get paid!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But… this, too, shall pass”

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Genevieve Haas: “What’s your WiFi password?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”

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Clips From TBTL #3340

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Andrew: “Alec Baldwin… getting off of Twitter: good idea”

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Andrew: “And moist like a womb!”

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Andrew: “Andrew Walsh getting off of Twitter: good idea”

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Andrew: “Climb a tall power”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this is; but, Alec says it’s a fricking sea turtle!”

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Andrew: “I quit”

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Andrew: “I was a little bit bummed in the newspaper… today”

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Andrew: “Is it not amazing that Genevieve’s my girlfriend? Like, for real? Like, you are so smart!”

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Andrew: “It is art! It is so beautiful!”

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Andrew: “Oh, fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Somehow that… escaped my radar! Wow! It’s a Laurel-fest”

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Andrew: Saying “Sure, I can do it!” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: “That is how derange my mind is”

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Andrew: “Why am I starting the show just talking about the weather?”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s a Laurel-fest”

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Andrew: “Yep. It’s been nice, and warm, and rainy… and moist like a womb!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was a little bit bummed in the newspaper… today. I wasn’t bummed in the newspaper. Lemme re…state (Sure) that”

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Genevieve Haas: “He was punching someone in Spanish”

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Genevieve Haas: “I don’t care for any of those words”

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Genevieve Haas: “I don’t give… a single F about Hilaria Baldwin”

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Luke: “Darth Crumbo”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. I’m just as God made me!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Terri-Poo”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “We are seein’ something we ain’t never seen before! (We ain’t never seen before!)”

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Clips From After These Messages #267

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The center of the TBTL turducken that was #3316 was an episode of After These Messages, #267 to be precise. The following clips were pulled from that After These Message episode.

 

Andrew: “God love him. He’s a dirty man!”

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Andrew: Singing “You get the Maxx for the minimum, the minimum price!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “I hate this commercial so much. It’s such a mess! (You’re that mad at it?) I am! It’s a mess!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Now, I would say, though, if listeners wanna do the work for us… I’d be interesting in hear… We already did this show! You’re listening to it right now!”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Red Bull gives you tears! (Alright)”

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Andrew and Genevieve: “Shout out to the Black Santa… Shout out to Black Santa. Obviously… pro-Black Santa”

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Andrew and Luke Burbank: “That really… I don’t know, dilled my pickles… Hmm… As… people famously say. Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew, Luke Burbank and Genevieve: “This is a power move. I’ve been making him sit here… quietly, the whole time. We have a special guest again tonight. And, of course… How close are we to the end of the show? We’re… (Cuz, honestly) we’re getting closer every minute. That’s, I’m… happy to be a silent partner”

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Genevieve: “Doot-doo-doos!”

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Genevieve: “Goddamn, I wanna go to a fucking TJ Maxx”

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Genevieve: “Ham, Pam… Thank you, Spam”

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Genevieve: “That was a… sort of a letdown… I’ll be honest”

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Genevieve: “What the… fuck happened to that Santa Claus!?”

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Genevieve and Andrew: “There’s no… bottom to it. It’s Santas all the way down! It is”

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Genevieve and Luke Burbank: “Tell you what… nothing sticks to this. Hey-oh!”

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Luke Burbank: “First of all… I give this… five Santas up”

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Luke Burbank: “I have listened to this show!”

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Luke Burbank: “Is that before or after your pickle has been dilled?”

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Luke Burbank: Saying something in a funny manner

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Luke Burbank: “Well, now I got dirty Santa to worry about”

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Luke Burbank and Andrew: “Every family celebrates their Christmas differently. Some it’s the elf on the shelf, the others is the kill on the grill. Exactly”

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Luke Burbank and Genevieve: “Can I start by just apologizing, Genevieve… for the many, many times… that… I, I have cannibalized… After These Messages content… on the that… Andrew hosts, that I sidekick on, called ‘TBTL’… I appreciate that apology… and, it’s long overdue. Yes”

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Luke Burbank, Andrew and Genevieve: “Could this just be TBTL? (Yeah!) Apparently, it is”

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