Day: April 10, 2017

Bill sent in a chopped and screwed version of TBTL, also called “Drunk TBTL” in which the clip of Andrew and Luke talking were slowed down by about half their normal speed.

Andrew and Luke: Chopped and Screwed TBTL

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Andrew: Andrew wonders how many Big Macs are in his butt, calorie-wise

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Andrew: “But, I’m gonna say that I’ve got at least, like, five or six Big Macs in my butt, right? No?”

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Good luck to all”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “God, this is disgusting!”

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Andrew: “Hey, hey Carl, your shoes’ untied”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni! We’re starting with that one!?”

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Andrew: “I did not watch much Cheers. I know that’s a weird-ass thing to throw out there.”

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Andrew: “I don’t count calories much”

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Andrew: “I heard tell of this, yeah”

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Andrew: “I, I pray that the Stu-bot is not listening”

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Andrew: “I’m clearly not carrying around a lotta, a lotta calories in my, between my ears, I guess.”

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Andrew: “If you’re drinking coffee that you, literally, just ran through the same grounds you used yesterday, you be should stirring it with a Bic pen and you know it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “What!?”

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Andrew: Quiet “Really?”

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Andrew: Sighing

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Andrew: Singing “You don’t bring me flowers”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Luke, I can tell you put a lotta work in his segment; but… it’s, it’s over.”

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Andrew: “Tell me more!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound whiny”

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Andrew: “What?!? Is it like, ‘Sun’s out, guns out’?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. By the way, I’m done, I’m done with those. Those are too scary. I don’t like being shouted at.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t edit out him saying that he would eat Big Macs out of a singer’s butt

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Andrew and Luke: Chopped and Screwed “It was slowed down. I, I could have been Matthew Sweet.”

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Andrew and Luke: Upsetting Ugly Behavior and Face

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, by just measuring the result, you change them, sort of. Schrödinger’s credit rating?”

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Luke: “Arby’s… We have the Big Macs in our butt! That would be a weird commercial for them to make.”

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Luke: “Because, I’ll tell you what… I fucking. Excuse me for being profane on a Friday morning.”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “Don’t say anything about my friend, Andy”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “Here’s another thing about the carbs in a human lung”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “You kissed me once when you were drunk”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s how I do? #PodLife”

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Luke: “I cannot eat… these unsorted bolts”

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Luke: “I’m drinking yesterday’s coffee, today; and, I mean that in the most literal sense.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke… ‘Needle Nose’ Burbank, I am your host”

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Luke: Saying “Arby’s… We have the Big Macs in our butt!” as Ving Rhames

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Luke: “This basement, Andrew. This basement, doe.”

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Luke: “We are thanking our Def Leppard… Love Bites is Mas True, studio version with live crowd accompaniment level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We’ve got your e-mails. We’ve got your v-mails. We cannot eat… all of this input from the Tens of listeners; so, we will pass it back on to you.”

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Luke: “Why does he have a Super NES, but I still have… a Coleco?”

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Luke: “You know, I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna throw stones. I don’t wanna throw kidney stones”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because it’s Internet, it’s like crudely sexual and racially offensive (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, everything we’re talking about is making me hungry! (I know!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a real, sort of, a Tom and Jerry (Wow) situation”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is something about the soul… of a (money tree) credit score”

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Andrew: “And suddenly, one day, that vibe got really fucking harsh!”

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Andrew: “And, I look like I just took a bong hit!”

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Andrew: “Boys, behave yourselves”

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Andrew: “But… holy… holy hairdos, Batman! Am I always that pie-eyed!? Am I always stoned!?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “During Spring Training, I had a hot dog accident that left a lot of mustard on my shirt. That, immediately stained it, almost like, like mustard… I dunno what their using in their mustard down there”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m wearing. I don’t even know what I’m wearing. Often, yes, ill fitting sweaters”

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Andrew: “I kind of posted out of anger”

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Andrew: “I was, like, kind of a… grungy, hippy, long-hair… whatever, clothes too big kind of guy”

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Andrew: “I’m-a get me a pair of cords!”

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Andrew: Inhaling, saying “I” and growling

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Andrew: “Is this the future of Sky?”

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Andrew: Making a trying to remember something sound

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Andrew: “Oh, shit, you’re right!”

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Andrew: “One step ahead of ya, Lukles!”

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Andrew: “See, I can’t even associate with that story at all; because, I just, I’ve never had a hot dog related accident that has stained my outerwear.”

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Andrew: Singing “If ever you’re in my”

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Andrew: “Umm, are you spoofin’? You’re spoofin’.”

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Andrew: “What are you seeing when you look at me?”

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Andrew: “You look so wide-eyed and bushy-tailed; and, I’m just, kind of like, you stoned friend… ‘Hey, man'”

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Andrew: “Your business’s new name is, ‘Taargus, Taargus’!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now speaking of ugly… if people want to see our faces (Wait!) Hey!”

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Andrew and Luke: That’s a Weedle and You’re Gonna Love the Living Weedle Out of This

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t about you and Amy Woo starting a new podcast called, Andrew Sux, S-U-X. Which, come on! Seriously, at least spell it out. The name was already taken, sorry. We had to get creative. Two Xs, what!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You just gave, you just solved a pants problem for me! Wow! Yeah!”

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Luke: “Also, a new segment called, ‘Let’s W-W-W Dot Explain It'”

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Luke: “Get it together!!”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna be jaywalking with Jay Leno. And so, I honestly… sometimes, I’m like, ‘Ahh, I need to put on some pants that aren’t jeans; cuz, then I can wear that jean jacket I like'”

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Luke: “I feel like I was pretty young, but not quite young enough… for the photographer to say, ‘Say, pickle nose!’ And then I said, ‘Pickle nose!’; and then, they said, ‘Did you call me pickle nose?'”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘That sounds like a TBTL drop'”

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Luke: “Like, I felt like I actually heard a little bit of a change in your voice; which… I will point out… is no fucking crime, on a show where we’re talking about things, right?”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Okay, let’s imagine it’s a scenario where I actually get to meet Tom Petty himself, one time lead singer of Mudcrutch. I guess I’d just ask him to play a Mudcrutch song… just to show him that really know… what’s up.”

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Luke: “On the show sheet, it said, ‘Pepsi Commercial Stirs Controversy’. Who knew… the emnity [sic] it would create on this podcast.”

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Luke: “Oy, vey”

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Luke: “Speaking of… speaking of beefs”

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Luke: “These are our Def Leppard, Love Bites Live, is mas true, level donors of the day”

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Luke: “This is before I got woke on, on fashion”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… just want to tell everybody, I don’t think that’s the future of TBTL, I mean (Really!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah… a man for Dockers. I was a man for Dockers! Write that one down.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You let it take you to edge and even propel you (Right) kind of over, back onto terra firma or… (Right) malla firma. Show title”

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