Clips From TBTL #2354

Bill sent in a chopped and screwed version of TBTL, also called “Drunk TBTL” in which the clip of Andrew and Luke talking were slowed down by about half their normal speed.

Andrew and Luke: Chopped and Screwed TBTL

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Andrew: Andrew wonders how many Big Macs are in his butt, calorie-wise

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Andrew: “But, I’m gonna say that I’ve got at least, like, five or six Big Macs in my butt, right? No?”

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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Good luck to all”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “God, this is disgusting!”

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Andrew: “Hey, hey Carl, your shoes’ untied”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni! We’re starting with that one!?”

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Andrew: “I did not watch much Cheers. I know that’s a weird-ass thing to throw out there.”

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Andrew: “I don’t count calories much”

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Andrew: “I heard tell of this, yeah”

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Andrew: “I, I pray that the Stu-bot is not listening”

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Andrew: “I’m clearly not carrying around a lotta, a lotta calories in my, between my ears, I guess.”

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Andrew: “If you’re drinking coffee that you, literally, just ran through the same grounds you used yesterday, you be should stirring it with a Bic pen and you know it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “What!?”

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Andrew: Quiet “Really?”

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Andrew: Sighing

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Andrew: Singing “You don’t bring me flowers”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Luke, I can tell you put a lotta work in his segment; but… it’s, it’s over.”

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Andrew: “Tell me more!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound whiny”

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Andrew: “What?!? Is it like, ‘Sun’s out, guns out’?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. By the way, I’m done, I’m done with those. Those are too scary. I don’t like being shouted at.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t edit out him saying that he would eat Big Macs out of a singer’s butt

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Andrew and Luke: Chopped and Screwed “It was slowed down. I, I could have been Matthew Sweet.”

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Andrew and Luke: Upsetting Ugly Behavior and Face

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, by just measuring the result, you change them, sort of. Schrödinger’s credit rating?”

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Luke: “Arby’s… We have the Big Macs in our butt! That would be a weird commercial for them to make.”

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Luke: “Because, I’ll tell you what… I fucking. Excuse me for being profane on a Friday morning.”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “Don’t say anything about my friend, Andy”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “Here’s another thing about the carbs in a human lung”

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Luke: Chopped and Screwed “You kissed me once when you were drunk”

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Luke: “Cuz, that’s how I do? #PodLife”

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Luke: “I cannot eat… these unsorted bolts”

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Luke: “I’m drinking yesterday’s coffee, today; and, I mean that in the most literal sense.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke… ‘Needle Nose’ Burbank, I am your host”

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Luke: Saying “Arby’s… We have the Big Macs in our butt!” as Ving Rhames

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Luke: “This basement, Andrew. This basement, doe.”

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Luke: “We are thanking our Def Leppard… Love Bites is Mas True, studio version with live crowd accompaniment level donors of the day”

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Luke: “We’ve got your e-mails. We’ve got your v-mails. We cannot eat… all of this input from the Tens of listeners; so, we will pass it back on to you.”

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Luke: “Why does he have a Super NES, but I still have… a Coleco?”

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Luke: “You know, I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna throw stones. I don’t wanna throw kidney stones”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because it’s Internet, it’s like crudely sexual and racially offensive (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, everything we’re talking about is making me hungry! (I know!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a real, sort of, a Tom and Jerry (Wow) situation”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is something about the soul… of a (money tree) credit score”

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