Clips From TBTL #2708

Andrew: “Again, someone’s got the case of the used-tos!”

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Andrew: “And, that’s kinda what you’re doing over there, Jughead”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Grimli in space!”

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Andrew: “I’m a hook monster”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “Drum roll please… I’m trying to find it. In bed!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your version of sparing… (Yeah) is just mind-boggling”

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Luke: “Go eat a Mariner. Go bagels”

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Luke: “I feel like if I can meet Andrew Bird… like, I wanna be friends with him. He seems like he’s an interesting, creative, artistic guy… He would hate me”

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Luke: “I just didn’t wanna get out of bed today!!”

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Luke: “It’s time for the set list!!”

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Luke: “Spiritually, I’m a wreck; but, physically, everything’s a-okay”

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Luke: “Trader Giardo’s”

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “Would you say the listeners were having Nunavut (none of it)?”

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Luke, Andrew and David Burbank: Luke’s secret of the day is that he is doing his end of the show in bed, fully clothed

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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: The Bonecasting Center or the Magic Castle

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Clips From TBTL #2707

Andrew: “At the end, The Browns get the girl!”

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Andrew: “Eew, get away from me! You… stink!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man… I am fired up!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Billy Joel’s the worst! Oh my God. If you like Billy Joel, you’re an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law. Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore!!!”

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Andrew: “I might be out there on the market again”

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Andrew: “I, I, I love that story. I think it’s a beautiful story”

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Andrew: “It was the asshole factor”

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Andrew: Making disgusted sounds and saying “No!”

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Andrew: “Ooh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “It is ripe!” in a nose pinched closed manner

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Andrew: “That’s fucking great”

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Andrew: “Well, you know I’m on the record for loving song where you go low and I go high!”

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Andrew: “Wow. It’s very Trumpy”

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Andrew: “You play with me? You play with fire! And, you just got burned!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking as if his nose were pinched closed with a clothespin

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned by way of the “Phamdemort” nickname and Andrew adds the “Yahweh” nickname

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Andrew and Luke: “It looks like this will… kinda… scratch that Monk itch for you… By the way… No!”

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Andrew and Luke: South Park creators Trey and Whatever McFaces

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Andrew and Luke: “Yahweh… or the highway! (No, you are not)”

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Luke: “BYOS”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: Cute laugh #2

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Luke: “Go bagels. Go eat a Mariner”

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Luke: “Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio… Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe”

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Luke: “I was fartin’ through silk”

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Luke: “If, if, if… I go quiet on the microphone and then there’s a thump… that’s me passing out due to heat exhaustion”

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Luke: “Judge, jury and Cornholio?”

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Luke: “Leonard Bernstein!”

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Luke: Making an angry, disapproving sound

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Luke: “Mama mia! I’m good at this”

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Luke: “Mighty warrior, dressed for battle… Holy Lord of All is thee”

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Luke: Saying “Angela!” as Tony Danza

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Luke: Saying “Fire! Fire! Yeah! Yeah!” as Beavis

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Luke: Singing “Yah Mo B There”

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Luke: “This is going way back. This is like a Luke Burbank age twenty-two move”

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Luke: “You, you, you mess with the bull, you e-mail the bull sound effects, you get the horns… Phamdemort”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come on! You’re taking ten percent of my lawn mowing money (Right) for some spaghetti monster?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I? Am I… (Were you?) crazy? Did I… I forgot to do Donors of the Day yesterday, didn’t I? You did, yes”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for sending the Sound Machine sound effect audio files over to Luke (and Andrew)

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Luke and Andrew: “If you can tell that a Burbank’s been there; you get (Oh, man) those sheets changed, my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: “Taargüs? Taargüs, Taargüs!”

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Clips From TBTL #2706

A listener sung “Old Dan Tucker” as a message on the TBTL voicemail line and finished it with a nice “Power out”.

Listener: Singing “Old Dan Tucker”

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Andrew: “Ahhh, scratch that itch!”

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Andrew: “But, trigger warning for the phrase… ‘dick autographs'”

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Andrew: “Guys, guys, guys!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Spike. What do you like?”

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Andrew: “I got the ‘stick it up your ass’ part”

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Andrew: “It’s Starfucker!”

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Andrew: “Lemme, lemme start with these two shorties”

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Andrew: “Luke, are you a bio-diesel human?”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang… my GPS is off again”

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Andrew: “Oh, whatever you say… just try not to hurt me”

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Andrew: “Okay… enough ridiculousness. I am now fully closed… clothed”

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Andrew: “Quick update: I am now undressed again”

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Andrew: “Sounds like someone’s got a case of the used-tos”

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Andrew: “This is a very Andrew take on this”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a filthy secret at the top of the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… You wanna know a secret? Yes. A, a filthy secret that’s gonna make the listeners feel uncomfortable?”

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Luke: “Be there, or be beheaded”

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Luke: “Can I just order from you?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Give me a brark”

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Luke: “I think… there’s something beautiful about me just sitting in a… Hilton Garden Inn towel… on a shitty office chair, talking to you, for one or two hours”

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Luke: “I’ll see you in Hell!”

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Luke: “It… is a catastro-fuck”

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Luke: “It’s just… it’s a disaster”

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Luke: Saying “If you like an unbeeped version… you can… visit our website” as Ira Glass

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Luke: Singing “Here-a-dear-a-dear-a [ph] about an hour ago”

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Clips From TBTL #2705

Andrew: “A lot of those texts that you and I were sending back and forth, or e-mails and TBTL planning stuff… That was all sent from my phone… from my boudoir”

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Andrew: “At the time, I had been doing a lot of thinking about… sex robots. Don’t… don’t… take that out of context”

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Andrew: “But, then, if I stay in bed and lollygag”

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Andrew: “But, you’re right. I should just remember Crocodile Dundee. It’s not Alligator Dundee”

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Andrew: “Can we talk about why I just called you Sean, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Don’t stop lollygagging’! Ge–Get up! Get over here!”

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Andrew: “God! What a long, dumb story”

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Andrew: “I did not look at the sky!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s dark. I don’t mean to laugh at this shit”

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Andrew: “I’ll just say it; so, you don’t think I’m… hiding something weird”

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Andrew: “If I can get through one week without fighting a homeless guy, man. That’s all I’m just trying to do. That’s what the doctor says… for my own mental health”

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Andrew: “Impenetrable shrubbery”

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Andrew: “In the Dark, Season Three: TBTL Edition”

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Andrew: “Just do this online, ya dinguses!”

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Andrew: Making rabbling sounds

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Andrew: “Meow”

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Andrew: “Not the mama!”

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Andrew: “Quote me on that, lady!!”

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s go Outback tonight… Let’s pretend we’re in Antarctica”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Spoiler”

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Andrew: “That’s Kate Winslet, you idiot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Our job is to get drunk (Our job is get drunk and dare each other, dare each other to sit on the Nutcracker seat)”

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Andrew and Luke: Publican and Republican

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Andrew and Luke: “Then, I… scurried quickly to the grocery store, where I got some take out food from Whole Foods. And, brought it back here and shoved it in my face (What did you go with?)”

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Luke: Annoyed “Yes!”

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Luke: “Conor… Mulcahy!”

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Luke: “Conor… Mulcahy!” #2

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “If it’s yellow, let it mellow”

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Luke: “It’s a mummy!!”

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Luke: Singing the “In The Dark” theme

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Luke: “Uhh, how about… like… uh, a quickie?”

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Luke: “We’ll be back here tomorrow with more imaginary radio. Until then… go bagels, go eat a Mariners”

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Luke: “What the hell?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The second time I got Bilbo’d by a cat, I’d be like, ‘Fuck these animals!’ (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is from New York City. New York City!? Get the cat gloves… Meow”

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