Day: August 25, 2018

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2713

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Andrew: “Good stuff. Good stuff, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “Hold Out Your Hand: The Kiki Lolo Story”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m just a frog, like, kind of… hopping from… lily pad of embarrassment to lily pad of embarrassment”

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Andrew: “I got no legs to stand on… no wings to fly on”

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Andrew: “I noticed that you’re on the sTens page; and, those guys love you”

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Andrew: “I think that Facebook, you just get a stew of a bunch of other things”

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Andrew: “I wanna make one thing clear!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is a helluva guy. Don’t ask him about what happened south of Cheese when he was in college! Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “New Hampshire boys”

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Andrew: “Thank you! I was gonna make a hanging chad joke; and, I’m glad that you took that bullet for me”

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Andrew: “Wow! I feel weird. I feel like I just jumped off a cliff”

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Andrew: “Yesterday, on the show, I got all up on my high horse”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “That’s so good!”

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: Andrew sees himself texting Kristina at 2 AM asking how things are going on on Facebook

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: “God, is this gonna be song of the su… Luke, tell this isn’t gonna be song of the summer… I mean… I think if you keep antagonizing the listeners, it really might be. Yeah, really”

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Kristina Lopez: Singing in the manner of the singer from Blink-182

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Kristina Lopez, Andrew and Luke: Kristina asks if Andrew was okay and if she needed to talk him down

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Luke: Drawn out “What?”

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel. Pray for me, as I drive a monster truck… tomorrow”

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Luke: “I mean, I also don’t have a listenable podcast; but, I know it at least”

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Luke: “I named three seasons and none of them were the season… that it represents”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, that’s dirty!”

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Luke: Singing “All the… small things”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step off from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: “Why don’t you just do it for a week and see how you feel… and, if this show gets canceled because of that, I’ll never forgive you”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s pretty sad… It’s not great!!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2712

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Andrew: “Andrew, the handsomest man in podcasting, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Eddie V!”

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Andrew: “God! You know, I’m so out of things”

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Andrew: “God. I shouldn’t even say this; cuz, it’s just embarrassing for me”

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Andrew: Half-singing “How sweet it is to be loved by you”

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Andrew: “hWoife! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I just had a weird feeling that was a Le Batardy thing”

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Andrew: “I would rather Scrooge McDuck on that, then a bunch of Doubloons”

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Andrew: “I’m not a larb gai… I’m not a… Carl Weathers”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Looks like you need help thinking of paper clips”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating Tic Tacs into the microphone and saying “This is what it sounds like when I eat”

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Andrew: “Oh my gerd”

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Andrew: “Oooh, this is getting real”

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Andrew: “People are blasting us with the Blursdays!”

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Andrew: Saying “I got my crabs at Dirty Dick’s Crab House” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh my God! You gotta go to Dirty Dick’s. Oh… it’s crazy” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That wasn’t me being Seattle passive-aggressive”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I… for me, though, I, I, I look at this a different way. I see this as a gateway to vaping”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, also, I wasn’t planning on telling that story. Just hit me… Just hit me this moment (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I out you and make fun of you about something… in front of the listeners here? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know what a ‘golden birthday’ is? And, do they have a tape of it? Oh… gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “Got a lotta, got a (Okay) big… big Blursday load today… (Gross)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God, this is so embarrassing… Dude… I’m looking at my tattoo right now… it is Petey Pablo… I didn’t even know who this was. I just liked the face, (Oh, man) he’s holding up his chains… (Yeah… Yeah) Oh my God, this whole time… You must think I’m such an idiot”

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Luke: “He is… Andrew… I am finding his audio drop, Walsh”

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Luke: “I love that shit”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “North Carolina, raise up… take your shirt off… wave it ’round your head like a helicopter”

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Luke: Singing “You just crawl through the passageway… and, you know wherever I am… we’ll have coitus”

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Luke: “Uh, that was a low point for a show that’s been full of low points”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… this is the perfect time… for me… to… for me to have those audio drops that Phamdemort sent me; because, (Oh, right) I forgot to bring my little Sound Machine… But, what I can do is I can play… let me, lemme… Ooh, that’s coming in hot, my friend. Real hot. Alright, alright, alright. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry… I blame Pham for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know, you know, I know what ball-busty guys are like (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Hey, on the subject of dirty clam jokes…” and Andrew snorting

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2711

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Andrew: “Alright. All of that is coming up… after this break. You’re listening to TBTL… on TBTL Radio!”

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Andrew: “And, I shouldn’t beat up on my friend Andrew”

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Andrew: “And, I’m totally guilty of this as well”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit! I got the stealth bomber! Chomp!”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: Breathy “Fuck!”

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Andrew: “Chomp!”

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Andrew: “Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!”

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Andrew: “Do your chores, millennial!”

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Andrew: “Don’t try to take away my G.I. Joe toys, for God’s sakes”

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Andrew: “Gotcha!”

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Andrew: “Have we!?!”

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Andrew: “I actually think of him as my… un-indicted co-conspirator”

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Andrew: “I am so… chill today. I am feeling… good!”

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Andrew: “I dunno. You probably have a different–You’re Asian, you might have a different perspective on this”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to, like… like, kinda… use the snowflake defense here”

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Andrew: “Listen to how slow I’m talking. How relaxed I am in my skin. None of that nervous energy”

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Andrew: Loudly whispering “Topical”

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Andrew: “Moustaches are in, man!”

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Andrew: “No. Fuck you; I’m right about this. And, I’m sick of, like, kowtowing… to a bunch of people who don’t wanna see the world… through any other perspective than their own”

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Andrew: “Now would be the time to do it, fool!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!!”

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Andrew: “Right!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, that dog” as Casey Kasem

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Andrew: Saying “Kid, first of all… they’re putting all these numbers in their names; and, secondly, they’re not even taking out the trash anymore. Millennials!” as Andy Rooney

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Andrew: Saying “Why do all of the rappers have to have weird names these days?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Screw the story about chores. It was just a… finger wagging thing about Millennials not doing enough chores”

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Andrew: “Seemed like we had permission to be naughty”

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Andrew: “Self-deprecating thirst trap”

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Andrew: Singing “Nick at the Movies… For You!”

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Andrew: Singing “Nick goes to the movies!”

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Andrew: Singing “Nick Jarin’s Grab Bag”

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Andrew: “So, it wasn’t, like, self-aware ‘Ha-ha-ha'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, guys. Browns talk”

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Andrew: “Thanks, PETA!!”

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Andrew: “That’s more of one of his rappity-rap ones”

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Andrew: “The clown portion of the meeting has begun”

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Andrew: “We gotta get this fixed! Like… what are you doing out there!? We gotta get this fixed!”

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Andrew: “We’re at the mid-life of our friendship”

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Andrew: “What are you nerding out on these days?”

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Andrew: “You think I’m an idiot for liking this thing?”

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: High-fiving each other

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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “People hate spaces! People hate spaces; and, bands, nowadays, hate vowels”

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Nick Jarin: “Okay. Sure! Mr. Internet”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “I mean, they had them in more updated ones; like, I think, like, Animaniacs… and things like that probably… That’s still my generation! Stop stealing our shit! I… I don’t know what to tell you… Do your chores, millennial!”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “Lakeith Stanfield is really good… (He is a national damn treasure, man!) He’s so good. He is so good! He’s great in Atlanta as well. I know”

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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “So, do you think this is why you’re a socialist, or… Wouldn’t say I’m a socialist so much as a sociopath… and, I don’t blame this”

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