Clips From TBTL #3432

Andrew: “Feels good in the hand, don’t it?”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe you watched that big rig without me!”

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Andrew: “I felt the need to tell somebody”

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Andrew: “Isn’t that a non-fungible turtle?”

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Andrew: “It was a moment… that I didn’t enjoy”

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Andrew: “So much ‘tude!”

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Andrew: “To the untrained ear, that just sounds like me trying to… bring a thought to my lips; just like I did right there”

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Andrew: “Youth!!”

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Kristina Lopez: “So, instead of using Apple Pay, a couple of people in the YouTube are talking about starting a Splooch coin?”

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Luke: “Don’t take Mrazifest if you’re… if you’re allergic to Mrazifest”

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Luke: “Gus in the house!”

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Luke: “I just want the listeners to know that I’m badass”

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Luke: “I’m amazed that we can still say ‘kumquat'”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I will be hosting things today”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “Well, that’s a betrayal”

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Luke: “You know, sausage fest is like the kumquat… of sausage fests”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, can we play that song for listener Ryan; who wrote us such a sweet note? No”

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Luke and Andrew: “We took Andrew to Disneyland (Yay!) yesterday. It looked like a gas station! That was the… ‘It a Small Pump After All'”

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Clips From TBTL #3107

Andrew: “Boom! Published”

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Andrew: “Chunk! Chunk! Chunk!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to!”

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Andrew: “I feel legit guilt about that, by the way”

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Andrew: “I have to spit out this ice cube that accidentally went in my mouth”

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Andrew: “I remember… weirdly, fondly a food that I never ate”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeña!”

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Andrew: “Just let us know if we still exist on Facebook”

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Andrew: “Oh, you can hear my terrible edit in that! Listen to that terrible edit!”

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Andrew: Saying “Eggs cetera!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, what’s the name of the firefighter you’re marrying?”

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Andrew: “That is not nothing!”

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Andrew: “Things are tense!”

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Andrew: “Warning! Warning! Do not click on this thing”

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Andrew: “Weirdly, fondly”

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Andrew: “Where will I pee?”

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Andrew: “Whoooo!”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s gonna be a Blursday blowout today, by the way”

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Andrew: “You’re just going blue!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing along with the funky bass and Luke saying “This is what it’s like to be you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was VPN-ing in front of you, my friend (Man)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Live it up, Burbank! Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “My guess (You’re right. You’re right) is was this had to do with my relation with Genevieve. This is about my relationship with you!! And, our friend group… (I’m not prepared for this!) and our friend group. (I’m not prepared for this!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! It’s not posted! Uh-oh… What did I do wrong!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry… (Yeah) I have to spit out this ice cube that accidentally went in my mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: “We didn’t talk about it… Genevieve just knew… Cuz, here’s the deal (Oh, damn!)”

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Kristina Lopez and Luke: “I was just trying to buy some avocados. Oh, really? God, what a Millennial… You’re probably gonna make toast… and not get a mortgage”

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Kristina Lopez and Luke: “You’re asking me, finally now, how long I was in the elevator? Yeah, this isn’t a sign that the interview’s over; but, I am just curious”

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Luke: “But, I could see you getting caught in a Whirling Dervish loop”

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Luke: “I’m feeling dangerous on this Thursday edition of the show”

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Luke: “I’m, right now, wondering if our friendship is a joke, Andrew”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice… Andy”

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Luke: Making guitar sounds along with “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Or, as I call it, ‘The Parking Ticket District of the Northwest'”

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Luke: “You… are loved, by many more people than we have time to list here”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ice Road Fucker? Whoooo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “800-533-6800, Empire (Empire)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Weird, third-wheel… Burbs. Mmm-hmm. Old, third-wheel Burbs (Old, thir–Yep)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where were you; and, what happened with this elevator situation? And, how long were you in there? I hate you!”

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Clips From TBTL #3098

Andrew: “A hopsicle… A frozen bunny… is known as a hopsicle”

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Andrew: “A lot of people are not fans; but, I think we’ve beaten them down”

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Andrew: “Alright. Here is the last one. This is the one that I did not mention at the top of the show; because, it deals with something… that is gross”

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Andrew: “And, also, the fact that I’m kind of an idiot”

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Andrew: “And, I, I feel so shitty”

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Andrew: “Blank-ass wall”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry. My garbage bins are all safely tucked away and locked up for the day. I can see ’em from where I sit. Everything’s… everything’s fine down there”

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Andrew: “Everything’s fine down there”

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Andrew: “Hey, it’s my lucky day. I just found a USB drive in the parking lot”

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Andrew: “I am a very petty person”

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Andrew: “I can do TBTL with Luke for… two hours every damn day!”

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Andrew: “I gotta say though, I do love that stubbornness”

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Andrew: “I just think about her all the time!”

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Andrew: “I loved it!”

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Andrew: “I watch sweaty-ass people get off of machines at the gym and not wipe them down; and, I wanna yell at them, ‘We live in a society!'”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna… shut up, and I’m gonna put it in my pocket, and I’m gonna walk away”

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Andrew: “It lived in my head”

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Andrew: “It’s working great!”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no… I’m a Boomer”

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Andrew: “Oh… yeah!”

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Andrew: “The lights went off on Kiki again!”

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Andrew: “There’s somebody out there… who I feel like I should really make amends with”

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Andrew: “We have so many regrets!”

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Andrew: “You don’t wanna do, like, a ‘Finder’s keeper, loser’s weepers’ thing there”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “Power out, indeed. Power out! Power out!”

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Kristina Lopez: “That was the night that the lights went out in Georgia”

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Kristina Lopez: “The mortifying part of being alive”

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Kristina Lopez: “You betrayed me; and, I hate your guts”

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Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “Andrew has very… you know, excited hand gestures. You think so!?”

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Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “Does the library do that? I don’t know”

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Clips From TBTL #3076

Andrew: “Chunk-chunk!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t do karaoke. I don’t sing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about this! I’m an idiot! Tell me everything!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna stare into my butt for four minutes”

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Andrew: “I’m sniffing my own farts; as, you would say, Luke”

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Andrew: “No matter what I’ve done, I am… way too hot and sweaty”

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Andrew: “Oh… Amen”

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Andrew: “Talk to my bald spot”

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Andrew: “That was the bane of my existence”

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Andrew: “That… is… really special to me”

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Andrew: “There’s always swearing involved”

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Andrew: “We’re not just blowing smoke at ya”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to… pee on Jane Fonda? That doesn’t seem nice”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “I just don’t look at death that way… (Yeah) I look at it as a sweet release. No”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “When this elevator hits the floor, I’m a different person. Yeah!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I don’t need to do thirty-six questions. I already know I love you. That was a great story… I’m very–that was very endearing”

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Luke: “BDSM bear”

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Luke: “Get your name outta my mouth!”

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Luke: “I hate this question”

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Luke: “I wanna be on TV!!!”

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Luke: “Oh dear God… Please don’t let anybody see me at the gym”

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Luke: Singing “We could start singing… on this show… Everyone’s ignoring that. It’s probably better”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the Old Burbs the matchmaker in all this? Nowhere. That’s where (Hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2841

Kristina Lopez: “And, I don’t think that, like, just shoving white people out of the narrative for the next twenty years is gonna solve anything”

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Kristina Lopez and Luke: “I’ve never been; but, I’d love to visit (What!!?)”

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Luke: “Can they arrest me for this?”

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Luke: “Get at me, Sierra Club”

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Luke: “Here is the super messed up part”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna be around other humans right now”

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Luke: “I’m going somewhere with this. Not really; but, kind of”

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Luke: “Is that messed up, by the way, that I actually am now enjoying… the instant coffee? What does that say about me?”

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Luke: “Oh! This is what this looks like”

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Luke: “Okay, that is legitimately good now”

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Luke: “The Bad Boy of Public Badio?”

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Luke: “This is probably the wrong question to ask”

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Luke: “You know how ya boy, the… the BB of… PB. The Bad Boy of… wait… the Bad Boy of Public Badio? The… BBPR… the Bad Boy of Public Radio”

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Clips From TBTL #2795

Andrew: “He made us stand in front of the class together, with our hands on each other hips… and mouth the words ‘I love you’. You’re right. He was a weirdo”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna mess this up so bad”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go behind my peepin’ curtains; cuz, I like to watch from there”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, everybody”

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Andrew: Singing three notes from “Wonderful Christmas Time”

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Andrew: “That look that Luke is giving me right now is just like of disgust and confusion… and, that is the look that you should be giving me”

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Andrew: “That was some psycho-sexual bullshit”

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Andrew: “That’s why I’m so normal”

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Andrew: “Think about it, man. Just think about it. You’re not thinking about it”

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Andrew: “What is going on with my face?”

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Andrew: “You weren’t born in the dark! You merely adopted it, is what you’re saying”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “Does your family have any recipes that don’t call for rum? No”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do they still call Germany the Australia of the North? I think Shatner Claus does (Yeah. Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is either gonna be super, super, super embarrassing or… (Okay) you’re gonna think I’m playing dumb as a spoof; and, I promise you, I’m not”

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Luke: “All’s quiet on the… Bellingham front”

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Luke: “Am I enough now, Mama? I’m verified”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just stop… Burbank. Just stop”

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Thank you for all the people who’ve mailed me things that aren’t bombs”

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Luke: “The plot is definitely thinning”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t it funny how… all we, all we wanna do is be seen; but, none of us wanna be watched? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve never seen such a candle! (Right)”

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