Clips From TBTL #3250

Andrew: “A quarter of the way to the big 4K; that is the theme of today”

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Andrew: “And, I think about how I’m right and everybody else is wrong”

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Andrew: “How does that eighty-one percent feel… around your… podcasting neck right now?”

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Andrew: “I also say no to people too much”

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Andrew: “I regret that”

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Andrew: “I stand by that… a hundred percent”

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Andrew: “I sucked up real hard”

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Andrew: “Next thing you know, you’re hosting Live Wire, I mean, Jeopardy!”

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Andrew: “No! It, it’s pronounced… Cooster!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I wanna do this! Can we do it tomorrow?”

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Andrew: “Oh; and, then, there’s a really dirty photo just mixed in the middle of these”

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Andrew: “Pandemi-bots”

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Andrew: “There’s no vaccine!”

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Andrew: “Well… actually”

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Andrew: “When Airplane Seats Recline”

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Andrew: “You’re an adult!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Has anybody investigated numbers? Hmm… How do they work?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I might call you on Thursday and tell you that we’ve quit… Well… I, I’ve been laying some groundwork to make sure I’ll have other positions there… That’s actually true!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, the worst thing is… doing something that is out there forever… that you’re embarrassed by. Like… you know, you can’t shake that. Already got three-thousand, two-hundred and fifty of those things floating around… They’re called TBTL episodes!!!”

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Luke: “Always be true. Be true to the one who you’re married to… Love her like no other and all that you do… Love her forever and always be true”

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Luke: “Dookie Stinkington”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is the… the, the dissonance in my brain”

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Luke: “Wait? Someone’s paying attention to me? Lemme at ’em!!”

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Luke: “Who’s there to moderate old LB?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need to take a couple of days off to just recover from remembering that? Are you making fun of me now?”

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Clips From TBTL #3249

Andrew: “And, also, I was just scared of everything. I was just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “Do kids still do weird things when they get their hands on alcohol?”

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Andrew: “Get outta here. We never loved you anyway”

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Andrew: “I have a memory of actually… seeing, like, the backenge… [sic] backend of a Wikipedia page and just being a little bit flummoxed by the whole thing”

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Andrew: “I have not. I will not… And, I could not”

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Andrew: “I mean, can you imagine the shit I would forget. I can’t remember my middle name on a good day, sober… Can you imagine me fumbling and bumbling my way… through this show?”

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Andrew: “I was worried that I wouldn’t have anything to talk about at the… top of the show here”

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Andrew: “I will always push that button”

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Andrew: “I’m scared shitless”

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Andrew: “I’ve definitely been a rolling… ham… in the morning”

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Andrew: “Just get outta here!”

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Andrew: “Mailman!”

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Andrew: “No. This involves a… one of the Swayzes”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! What!? They wanna make money from this. I’m not a celebrity at all!”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a bitch”

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Andrew: “Right… but, wrong”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m high again”

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Andrew: “Step away… Step away. Step away”

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Andrew: “That song is catchy as hell, man!”

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Andrew: “That would be like butt-chugging a beer or something, right?”

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Andrew: “The gender neutral term is, ‘letter carri-err’ [ph]

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Andrew: “This is always where I’m no fun!”

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Andrew: “Weird! Do I say ‘weird’ weird?”

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Andrew: “Why… do they call it… ProCare!? It’s so confusing, Ron!”

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Andrew: “Would I, or could I, or have I?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was trying to… stoke the rivalry between dogs and mailmen… on this show, when we were talking (Letter carriers) about this… Can’t believe I just said that. Land sharks. Literally can’t believe I just said that!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Weird!” in unison and in a funny manner

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chilling with my homies… Cheese and macaroni, or whatever. Chicken and macaroni?”

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Luke: “How’s the 60day challenge going, Burbs? Pretty well… I now sweat when I do the dishes”

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Luke: Singing “Carry on my first-class mail”

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