Andrew: “And, also, I was just scared of everything. I was just a little turd out there”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I sit with it!”
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Andrew: “Do kids still do weird things when they get their hands on alcohol?”
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Andrew: “Get outta here. We never loved you anyway”
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Andrew: “I have a memory of actually… seeing, like, the backenge… [sic] backend of a Wikipedia page and just being a little bit flummoxed by the whole thing”
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Andrew: “I have not. I will not… And, I could not”
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Andrew: “I mean, can you imagine the shit I would forget. I can’t remember my middle name on a good day, sober… Can you imagine me fumbling and bumbling my way… through this show?”
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Andrew: “I was worried that I wouldn’t have anything to talk about at the… top of the show here”
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Andrew: “I will always push that button”
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Andrew: “I’m scared shitless”
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Andrew: “I’ve definitely been a rolling… ham… in the morning”
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Andrew: “Just get outta here!”
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Andrew: “Mailman!”
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Andrew: “No. This involves a… one of the Swayzes”
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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! What!? They wanna make money from this. I’m not a celebrity at all!”
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Andrew: “Oh, son of a bitch”
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Andrew: “Right… but, wrong”
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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m high again”
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Andrew: “Step away… Step away. Step away”
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Andrew: “That song is catchy as hell, man!”
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Andrew: “That would be like butt-chugging a beer or something, right?”
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Andrew: “The gender neutral term is, ‘letter carri-err’ [ph]“
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Andrew: “This is always where I’m no fun!”
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Andrew: “Weird! Do I say ‘weird’ weird?”
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Andrew: “Why… do they call it… ProCare!? It’s so confusing, Ron!”
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Andrew: “Would I, or could I, or have I?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I was trying to… stoke the rivalry between dogs and mailmen… on this show, when we were talking (Letter carriers) about this… Can’t believe I just said that. Land sharks. Literally can’t believe I just said that!”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Weird!” in unison and in a funny manner
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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chilling with my homies… Cheese and macaroni, or whatever. Chicken and macaroni?”
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Luke: “How’s the 60day challenge going, Burbs? Pretty well… I now sweat when I do the dishes”
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Luke: Singing “Carry on my first-class mail”
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