Andrew: “A little warning for you: I probably, at one point, will start claiming that I have a bum thumb. That’s usually what happens if I start losing; so, just keep an eye on that.”
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Andrew: “‘Can I be Hard Rain?’ I said it like that, ‘Can I Be Hard Rain?'”
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Andrew: Chowing down on popcorn help suppress the nauseated feeling of watching a movie in 3-D
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Andrew: Deflated “I won a dollar.”
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Andrew: “Go Edna. Go Edna.”
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Andrew: “He’s jut got the Ders over me.”
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Andrew: “I had to ask him to use my bowling name, Hard Rain.”
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Andrew: “I have a bum thumb”
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Andrew: “I mean, I think I’m pretty good at shit talking.”
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Andrew: “I probably will.”
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Andrew: “I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to get in my head.”
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Andrew: “I want to point out the kid rolling next to us is rolling with the bumpers up, and that’s bullshit. No child of mine, ever, can roll with the bumpers up.”
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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”
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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up.”
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Andrew: “I’m Sasha Fierce-ing it up!” (in the clear)
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Andrew: “In Wallingfor–no.”
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Andrew: “It’s a gutterball. It’s a gutterball. We got a gutterball.”
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Andrew: “It’s perfect! It’s perfect! Ohhhh! One left standing. Very nice!”
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Andrew: “Just a constant chain of popcorn from my, from the bucket to my hand to my face, bucket to hand to face, bucket to hand to face.”
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Andrew: “Just pulling up to Phyllis’s house. Ooh, it’s a cute house!”
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Andrew: “Let’s throw some rolls!”
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Andrew: “Oh, damn it!”
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Andrew: Sausage-loving Andrew has sausage-like fingers
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Andrew: “Tell us the story again, Gus. How awesome was it?”
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Andrew: “That was all bullshit that I told her. I really want to win this. I really want to win this.”
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Andrew: “Wow, 3-D is amazing!”
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Andrew: “You’re having a good game, aren’t ya?”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And then they’ll say, ‘How many listeners?’. And, I’m like, ‘Mmm, tens’. Right, yeah.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “And you told me yesterday that you can, you can handle this beast of a manual transmission. Yes, I can. I can drive stick.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Any pull tab money I win today, using my own money, (Yeah) I, I, I hate to say it, but I need to keep it; because, it’s only going to towards the hole that I dug for myself.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “If you’re bowling with a group of people, let’s say there’s four of you, three-quarters of the time, you’re looking at somebody else’s ass. That’s true!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “In that sweet, sweet spot that, that overlapping Venn diagram of doable and palatable, there was going bowling in Kenmore. And so, that’s what we’re doing. Yep, yep. I’m really excited.”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “One of these days, a hard rain is going to come and wash all the trash off the streets! That’s who you’re bowling against. Oh, no!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “She didn’t really say anything about it, she spit in it. Well, there I go!”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “You just won fifty goddamn dollars! Oh my God, that’s awesome!!! Alright!!! (That is exciting!)”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Bling”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Chuckling
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Halfway being sort of be able to talk to computers good.”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “He’s got the thirteen pounder, it has an XL next to it; probably, to accommodate his sausage-like fingers.”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing
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Phyllis Fletcher: Laughing #2
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Like, I have space cadet resting face, basically”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “No!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Notice me”
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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing part of the Olympics theme
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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle
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Phyllis Fletcher: Singing the TBTL jingle (with Catch My Disease)
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Phyllis Fletcher: “The Hard Rain is falling, ladies and gentlemen.”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “This bitch took that fiddy!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Whoa! Oh my goodness!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Yeah, so, so I’ll, I’ll have to gin up some kind of ‘Ahh, I’m gonna beat ya!'”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “You notice those old ladies are just fucking drilling us?”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Congratulations, by the way. Oh yeah, you too. Oh yeah, thanks. Did that seem sincere? No!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Erghhhh! Ooh, busting through a yellow light, I love it!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Going over the plans on what to do if people ask them what they are doing
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Like, I have an old lady name, and I got nothin’! My name is Phyllis Edna. Is it really?!? That’s great!”
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