Luke: Audience joining in with Luke in saying “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all.”
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Luke: “But, it, it warmed the cockles of my heart!”
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Luke: “Can I get three hot waters sent to the stage… hold the water, add vodka. Room temperature.”
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Luke: “Carey said, ‘Did he look at you?’ I was like, ‘In the eyes!'”
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Luke: “Easy, Jill Stein!”
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Luke: “Easy, sleazy!”
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Luke: “Easy, Sniffles”
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Luke: Funny “Sorry”
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Luke: “I forgot to give the, the, the pep talk about ‘Please clap’ at the beginning of this show, but this crowd just knew instinctively”
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Luke: “It was like an insane world!”
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Luke: “It’s very early in the night for you to, give me that kind of ‘tude, dude.”
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Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes”
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Luke: “Oh my God. You gotta watch out for post-func. It’s never good.”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”
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Luke: “Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot”
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Luke: “Some of it’s potatoes, some of it’s tomatoes.”
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Luke: “That was the lamest statement I’ve ever heard”
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Luke: “The cobra escapes from the hold, goes back down the sewer, and is now, currently, as we record this program in Chicago, IL, haunting the sewers of Pretoria, South Africa… likely to pop up at anytime, into someone’s bunghole.”
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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the Robitussin kicked in”
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Luke and Andrew: “A joker, not a toker (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… Andrew. Yes.”
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Luke and Andrew: “And I realized it was extremely cold. Yeah, and I had your scarf. Sorry about that. That is true. You had weirdly folded my scarf on your bed in your hotel room. Yeah, and it smells nice. Also a true story.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Almond Milk” Walsh
Luke and Andrew: Backstory on the “Top Story” drop and thinking about using a different drop for segment
Luke and Andrew: “I was doing another radio thing… This is really an excuse for me to talk about how many radio things I do. Yeah, I know. You’re a big fucking deal. (Last night…)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m allowed to vomit wherever I want. Right.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is he Master Splinter!? I don’t know what’s going on!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Leave a piece of beef jerky on the rim of the toilet; and, if it’s gone, you know the snake’s here. Or, I got high at night again.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Wait. What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?”
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Luke and Andrew: Toilet Cobras, Not Luke’s Number Twos
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Luke and Andrew: “What I feel like we need is some kind of app for what favors are equal to other favors. That sounds like friendship.”
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