Clips From TBTL #2265: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: Audience joining in with Luke in saying “No mountain too tall, and good luck to all.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “But, it, it warmed the cockles of my heart!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Can I get three hot waters sent to the stage… hold the water, add vodka. Room temperature.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Carey said, ‘Did he look at you?’ I was like, ‘In the eyes!'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Easy, Jill Stein!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Easy, sleazy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Easy, Sniffles”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Funny “Sorry”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I forgot to give the, the, the pep talk about ‘Please clap’ at the beginning of this show, but this crowd just knew instinctively”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It was like an insane world!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s very early in the night for you to, give me that kind of ‘tude, dude.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Not all heroes wear capes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my God. You gotta watch out for post-func. It’s never good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Sharp-shot, by your wife-bot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Some of it’s potatoes, some of it’s tomatoes.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That was the lamest statement I’ve ever heard”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The cobra escapes from the hold, goes back down the sewer, and is now, currently, as we record this program in Chicago, IL, haunting the sewers of Pretoria, South Africa… likely to pop up at anytime, into someone’s bunghole.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the Robitussin kicked in”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “A joker, not a toker (Right)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Alright… Andrew. Yes.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And I realized it was extremely cold. Yeah, and I had your scarf. Sorry about that. That is true. You had weirdly folded my scarf on your bed in your hotel room. Yeah, and it smells nice. Also a true story.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Almond Milk” Walsh

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew:¬†Backstory on the “Top Story” drop and thinking about using a different drop for segment

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “I was doing another radio thing… This is really an excuse for me to talk about how many radio things I do. Yeah, I know. You’re a big fucking deal. (Last night…)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’m allowed to vomit wherever I want. Right.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Is he Master Splinter!? I don’t know what’s going on!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Leave a piece of beef jerky on the rim of the toilet; and, if it’s gone, you know the snake’s here. Or, I got high at night again.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… Wait. What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Toilet Cobras, Not Luke’s Number Twos

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “What I feel like we need is some kind of app for what favors are equal to other favors. That sounds like friendship.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.