Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2333: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Boy, that’s a real ‘Murder, He Quote'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person”

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Luke: “Did we do it? Did we fin–finally, did we finally run the show into the ground?”

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Luke: “Different strokes for different folks”

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Luke: “Everybody, freakin’ calm down!”

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Luke: “Get a rope!”

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Luke: “I’m having some mix-minus problems right now…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s talk about mix-minus problems, Andrew”

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Luke: “Look at me mom! One hand! One hand!”

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Luke: “One for Luke. One for Andy.”

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Luke: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Tomorrow’s gonna be… all, all yo problems, all the time.”

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Luke: “Yes I am, daddy-o”

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Luke: “You know, Andrew, just, let’s just pretend that never happened, and keep on moving”

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Luke: “You know… I never thought of it that way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Apparently (Apparently)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m tired of always being the butt of the heart. You’re such, you’re being the butt of the heart.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gave Andrew a scare by thinking that Angela Lansbury had passed away, but hadn’t

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the On The Media theme and Andrew and Luke saying “I would listen to that. I would listen to… Welcome to On The Media”

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Luke and Andrew: “One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’d be your problems. They’re not our problems, they’re your problems. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not Marsupial Gurgle you’re trying to play from. (No… I found…) Cuz, Linh keeps his cloud storage game tight. I know, I know. We know that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “To a couple of mix-minus boys, like you and I (Sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… why does Jafar have a Cockney accent? I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about! Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’? Nice!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re the official podcast of public radio; in that, we just talk about boring shit that only Tayla Birnie [ph] cares about. Right. Exactly!”

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Clips From TBTL #2333: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “Alright, people… you know, nerds, get at us. You can e-mail us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m done. Power out.”

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Andrew: “Are you shitting me!!?”

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Andrew: “Because, I said so!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Close your ears, Chris Hayes”

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Andrew: “Hey man, we gotta figure out how to make my intro longer. Don’t ya think?”

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Andrew: “I call the lobes the butt, by the way. That’s the butt of the heart.”

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Andrew: “I can feel our society crumbling already. I don’t… Luke, what are we gonna tell the children!!?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know what an Oxnard was until I started working at KCRW”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I have to tell you this. Well, no. Never mind, I’m not gonna tell you that part. But anyway, I was, I was clicking around yesterday–just be quiet.”

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Andrew: “I was clicking around yesterday and saw one thing lead to another, lead to another, and I saw that Linh had it labeled as ‘DJ Paula White'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Party bean!”

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Andrew: “Like, ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Genies'”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a Photoshop project for somebody. A picture of a, a topless Luke with just like TBTL jokes tattooed all over him.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, what a good movie!!”

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Andrew: “Oxnard!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Shoot! They list it as counties here”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’?”

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Andrew: “Yes!! He was!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew imagining what his heart looks like, but with cholesterol and sausage grease

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out regarding the DJ Paula White ‘P-A-R-T-Y’ drop

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Andrew and Luke: “The bed is a circle. The bed is a circle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!?! (The Iron House) Tell me everything about this!”

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Clips From TBTL #2332

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Starting on TBTL #2330, Luke played a slightly truncated version of the following “Moms on the Net” drop:

“Are you on the Internet. Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets? Oh, Nell, you need the power!”

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The slightly truncated clip starts with “Isn’t that” and chops off the “s” at the end of “spreadsheets”. The following is an example from #2331:

Truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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On TBTL #2332, Luke decided to have some fun with Andrew and further truncate the above clip to remove the “sheets” part:

Extra-truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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Luke kept on saying that is the same drop that he has been playing previously, but Andrew knew something wasn’t quite right in Podcartlandia. Eventually, Luke fessed up to it and Andrew was none too pleased.

 

Andrew: “All over the place!”

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Andrew: “Are you gas-lighting me?”

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Andrew: “Dumb, dumb thing to say. Let’s cut that out.”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “God, that pisses me off!”

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Andrew: “I am going to drive up to Bellingham… and… bonk you on the head with your own microphone!”

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Andrew: “I just sound like a grumpy, old hippie or something”

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Andrew: “In my day!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think you’re right”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! Don’t, don’t talk to me! Talk to the listeners!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’ve been messing with me this whole time. I do not like you anymore, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “We’re not friends anymore! We are now co-workers!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, just hit delete on that one”

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Andrew: “You… you were driving me crazy there”

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Andrew: “You’re just toying with me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cat, cat person? Yeah, it’s in the… They, their [ph] cat person”

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Andrew and Luke: “So tell me, what’s it like to be on the phone with me? It’s great. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a one of a kind experience.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is crazy! (I’ll allow it) This is crazy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You had took a full week off my life, so… I love it!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Croans [ph] out with your moans [ph] out”

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to support a journalism person!”

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Luke: “Diabeetus”

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Luke: “It’s for a certain kind of person, you know; like, a techno geek with spreadsh–“

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Luke: “Kids rule!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No, I didn’t!!”

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Luke: “Off to a hot start, everybody!”

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Luke: Rudy reacted to hearing Game of Cats bleeding out of Luke’s headphones

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Luke: “Rudy, go play outside… okay? Go make some new friends. Wait, we have fence so the deer can’t get in, so you can’t make any new friends? Alright. As you were then.”

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Luke: Saying “McDonald’s” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Mommy! Why is Harvey Keitel doing that?” as a kid

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Luke: “Sorry, guys. If you’re gonna get some LB time, it’s gonna be as I’m crossing Alabama Street, with the dog; cuz, we’re walking the dog.”

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Luke: “Welcome to TBTL! Uh-duh-duh-duh!”

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Luke: “What the heck!?”

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Luke: “You know… I swear to God, Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at the idea of having Ron and Don’s Bikini Baristas audio drop

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Luke and Andrew: Chanting “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, let’s thank our Damn It Feels Good to Support a Journalism Person level donors of the day (Nice)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It does sound like we’re using the word ‘damn’ a lot though. It really does. It’s questionable. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening, everybody! We’ll see you tomorrow with more imaginary radio. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to a–“

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Luke and Andrew: “These sound exactly the same to me. Oh, I hate you so much!”

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Clips From TBTL #2331

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Andrew: “All of a sudden, ‘Boom! Do you remember this one? What about this one? Boom!'”

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Andrew: Andrew might quit if Luke plays the truncated Techno Spreadsheets drop one more time

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Here’s a cherry on top of this hot dog story”

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Andrew: “How about ‘Operation: Touched by an Angel’?”

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Andrew: “How you doing, Luke? I understand it as not a booty call.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “No, ya idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you. You can always get a reservation.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I just like Santa Monica… cuz, I don’t know their deep cuts.”

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Andrew: “Show me on the doll where the angel touched you”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes… money no funny”

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Andrew: “The answer… was yes”

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Andrew: “We’re not even playing the same game here. You know?”

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Andrew: “Well, that sounds scary; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Anything pre-2016 is racist and repeating history

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Andrew and Luke: “Mares are boys… Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too, will you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yop!! Lanyop!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re good talky person. Thank you, very much! I love, I love that I was making fun of Mario Lopez.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Fuck, yeah!”

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Luke: “Go now? Time for me to talk? Oh, hi, everybody! Welcome… to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “God, I’m a good journalism person!”

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Luke: “He’s mad as hell… but, he’s still sort of taking it”

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Luke: “I love how much it bothers you. It’s so great.”

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Luke: “I’m such an old now”

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Luke: “I’ve got the market cornered, bruh!”

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Luke: “Just another… two-thousand three-hundred twenty-seven episodes?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: The melting snow is now uncovering the gifts Pod-dog has left in the yard for Luke

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Luke: “We really wouldn’t be here without you; and, we appreciate it from the very bottom of our Tiësto.”

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Luke: “Would they accept a verbal ‘Yas’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person? I think you got there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Operation: Weeping Angel

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Clips From TBTL #2330

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During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.

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There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.

Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”

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Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line

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Andrew: Evolution of TBTL

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Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”

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Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]“

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Andrew: “I got swindled!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”

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Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”

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Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”

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Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”

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Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”

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Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”

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Andrew: “You have a third line!”

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Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”

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Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off

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Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy

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Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”

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Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”

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Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”

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Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”

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Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”

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Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”

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Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”

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Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”

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Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”

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Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Paint your bald spot? Paint? I don’t paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Save me… my dude. How are you doing, man.”

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Clips From TBTL #2329

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Andrew: “D’you ever had a day… I doubt you have”

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Andrew: “Did I have some sort of a sober blackout in the middle of a Thursday… where, I drop this phone and just put it back in my pocket, and I have no recollection of it?”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna borrow my ‘S’?”

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Andrew: “Get over here! Let me chastise ya! Why ya puttin’ diapers on your dog, Luke? How have we not talked about this?”

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Andrew: “I wish Genevieve would thunder-shirt me!”

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Andrew: “I’m outta there!”

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Andrew: “If I had dropped this phone, my world would have frozen Matrix-style for, like, a solid five minutes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke, put that egg down! Put that egg…that controller-shaped egg down!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, bro”

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Andrew: “The physical evidence is there. I am a liar.”

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Andrew: “This time, I’ve just been barebacking it for the life of this phone, which is about a year old”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’ve been carrying this thing around like it’s a, like it’s a bomb that’s about to go off in my pants, I’m so… Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I promise you, Luke, I’m looking you in the eye (Yeah) as intensively as I ev’r have, as I ever have: I did not drop this phone.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Unfunny, forced laughter and Luke does not want Andrew to do that to him

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Luke: “Ai-yee!”

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Luke: “Douche-nozzle”

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Luke: Forced Laughter

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Luke: “I did something very thoughtless today”

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Luke: “In Soviet Russia… Tiësto drops you!”

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Luke: Starbucks sous vide eggs helped him stay on his low carb grind and allows him to make some truly horrible decisions later

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Luke: “We’re out of Tiësto. I dunno what to do.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just want to thank Janie, Nicky, Mikey and Annie… Who? For their support of TBTL.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all taco, all the time. It’s tacos all the way up.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No! Oh God, no! Oh, God, No!” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “We ran out of Tiësto again. Again!? Are you serious? We’re two Tiëstos in.”

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