Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1930

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TBTL #1930 was recorded at the TBTL Summer Picnic at Chateau Ste. Michelle in Woodinville, Washington. The two main segments of the show focused on an “Ask Us Anything” with questions being asked by those at the picnic and the winner of the Song of the Summer.

During the “Ask Us Anything” segment, there was a special “ask” by Jeremy Holmes, the microphone-less partner of the Little Red Bandwagon:

Jeremy Holmes proposes to Christy Wise

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In addition to the proposal, I catrolled both Luke and Andrew when they were doing sound checks prior to the show’s recording. Let’s say that they weren’t super thrilled with it…

Catrolling at the Summer Picnic

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Andrew: “Aww, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Donovan is the only music; and, if you don’t like Donovan, then you’re not a music snob.”

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Andrew: “Hey, (clears throat) you have some issues downstairs.”

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Andrew: “I try to live my life not looking backwards”

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Andrew: “It’s got some of the tallest rollercoasters you’ve ever done see!”

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Andrew: “It’s not a question”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No sarcastic clapping guys!”

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Andrew: “No sarcastic clapping. Remember. Mean it.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no, no.”

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Andrew: “No, obviously, I regret everything”

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Andrew: “Phyllis Donahue. Love it!”

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Andrew: “Rap? That’s crap. You know, I was like, that’s talking over beats”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke if his smart scale talks to his phone by saying “Mama mia!” in a faux Italian accent

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t want to stand and risk exposing himself with his “Danger Pants”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s “Danger Pants’s” fly was down for the first 30 minutes he was at the picnic

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Andrew and Luke: Little Teeny Weenies

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Andrew and Luke: Separation of Duties

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Luke: Having trouble saying “thousandth”

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Luke: “I shoulda smoked a cigarette”

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Luke: “Listen Mr. Sit Down”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m so glad that you finished your sentence, I thought you were going to say that your pen-pal has sued”

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Luke: One of his regrets from the 90s

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Luke: Short “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: TBTL’s Little Phil Donahue: Phyllis Fletcher

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Luke: “That’s the only time the word ‘best ever’ and Sandusky, Ohio have been in the same sentence…”

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Luke: “The short answer is, today I weighed in at 198 pounds, which is not a lot pounds in the history of pounds that people can weigh…”

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Luke: “This is the thing, and this is where shit’s gonna get real and boring, and real boring”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew explains why he calls his jeans “Danger Pants”

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Luke and Andrew: Bobo doll either stands for clapping or booing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is terrified about what he’s said something involving his daughter and Andrew brings up what Luke said earlier

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s passport was found behind a hotel dresser and Andrew responds with “What were you doing?”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke gets a vote of confidence from his wife

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Phyllis Fletcher: “You guys are the Yin and Yang of 90s regrets. Regrettable Hip Hop-inspired hairstyle and missing Hip Hop entirely.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: Phyllis does the Price Is Right sad horn and Luke says “That’s a really good Price Is Right sad horn”

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Clips From TBTL #1929

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Andrew: “And I think, the question is, why can’t you be normal like me and just be paralyzed by embarrassment in all situations!?”

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Andrew: “Columbo: A Look Bakula”

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Andrew: Hating Australia and Hate Tutors

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I could practically smell the car.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, they could be Nazis as far as I’m concerned.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever told a poo story of my own on this show. Have I?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s necessary true, I mean, unless you were really honking it up up there…”

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Andrew: “I hate Australians”

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Andrew: “I’ll wait. I’ll wait. The suspense is gonna really drive the show forward.”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh God! Okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh, a clipboard! Look who’s a producer now!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s a spicy kangaroo-a” in his Australian accent

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Andrew: “Slowly going back to my book and slowly going back to my little boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “The Mummy has a job?!?”

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Andrew: “We’re getting into Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! territory aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Whether I was pre-teen, teen or post-teen”

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Andrew and Luke: Australia, Convicts and Nazis

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Andrew and Luke: “How many Oz Tens do we have? Uh, before this show? I think there was 10 and now I think it’s down to zero. Okay. Well, bye guys.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s best accent is also his most hurtful

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Andrew and Luke: Thank-pologize

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Luke: “…and we’re looking for the bearded clam. Oh, there he is! He looks, he looks stressed out. What else is new?”

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Luke: “…and what concerns me about me being able to hear everything that comes out of their mouths, is the thought that they can hear everything that comes out of another part of my body.”

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Luke: “Hey Hermano-gun”

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Luke: How Haggen is pronounced

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Luke: “I don’t want their thought to be: ‘Man, I love that podcast; but, don’t stand near that ‘dragon breath’ Burbank’.”

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Luke: “I realized… I’m on a Fury Road of my own.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: More on the pronunciation of Haggen

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Luke: “Now, that is professional podcastery”

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Luke: “Punch it, Chewie!”

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Luke: “There’s no way that this’ll end in a sharp-shooting.”

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Luke: “Well, this ain’t my first picnic, brodeo!”

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Luke: “What you just witnessed there is a perfect example, Andrew, of my inability to keep my fat mouth shut.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew called Luke’s Australian accent the worst he’s ever heard

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Luke and Andrew: Disclaimer regarding Rudy at the picnic

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Walsh. Everything was coming up Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey buddy, how’s it going? Good! Glad to be back in the city of love. Wait, what? What is Seattle? Let’s see how tonight goes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi Everbody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just hope they appreciate what we just went through in that Haggen. I mean, not only that, it’s Haggen.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I could kind of tell there was some sort of rumbling. It would be referred to our friend circle as ‘bubble guts’. Oh God. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Uber pick-up for Andrew

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Clips From TBTL #1928

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Andrew: “‘Cause I stew. That is a problem with me, is I’m a stewer. Not a Stu-bot, but I am a bit of a stewer about things.”

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Andrew: “And then I gave him a little toot-toot”

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Andrew: How Andrew talks to kids

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Andrew: “I don’t know what my face was giving off”

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Andrew: “I felt there was a certain kind of Fonk on that boat, and I’m not talking about just in the fart locker.”

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Andrew: Initial reaction when he bumped into a kid and knocked the kid down

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Andrew: “It is a crowded plane too, man.”

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Andrew: “Nothing I say, nothing I say is reliable!”

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Andrew: Pulled a Fonky pun

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Andrew: Saying “My wife” in a sing-songy fashion

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Andrew: Singing “With the best…of them”

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Andrew: “Tell ’em, The Sandman sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That’s my story”

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Andrew: “Ugh, like a poor!”

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Andrew: “When I see adults in the wild”

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Andrew: “Who wants to hire me?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: It’s Picnic-Eve!

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Andrew and Luke: What if the road rage guy worked for Mary Kay

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Luke: Doing The King and Bunny voiceover as someone in their 90s

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Ooh. Losing the anger game, possible show title.”

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Luke: Saying “Two people with a penchant for rage” as if Alex Trebek would say it

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Luke: “Strategery”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew drives a doggy Scion

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Luke and Andrew: Dread Pirate Fonk

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Luke and Andrew: Goats named Disco and Cobra Face

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Luke and Andrew: Greenwood Boys and Girls Most Improved Outfielder Trophy

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Luke and Andrew: Talking about putting listeners to sleep

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Clips From TBTL #1927

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Andrew: Andrew wants to move on and get in one last word

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Andrew: “Hundreds of thousands of Instas”

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Andrew: “I knew that!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m not a fan”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Only grandpas go to raves anymore”

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Andrew: “Professional broadcasting”

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Andrew: “They may as well just have a little leg, like a little human leg with a fake foot on it that just kicks you in the balls.”

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Andrew: “This is what happens, by the way, when kids raise kids.”

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Andrew: “We have Top Stories! They’re top… stories!”

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Andrew: “You know, the stuff I don’t know could fill a library.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a purple dinosaur that’s his co-pilot

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Andrew and Luke: Enumclaw

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Luke: “…and afterwards I say alalalalalalalalalala to them, and then usually, they call the police”

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Luke: “Bring your bae to the rae”

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Luke: “Follows a-lalala-lot of comedians”

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Luke: Going through Andrew’s various nicknames during the intro

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Luke: “I knew it was a different Lockette!”

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Luke: “I’m trying to channel my inner plump Gentile”

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Luke: “It’s called ‘Can you quirking believe this shit?’ music”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Maegan Both from Auburn Washington” in a fake Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “Ba-bow-ba-bank-bow-bonk”

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Luke: Singing “Beep-ba-boop-boop”

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Luke: Singing the “Can you quirking believe this shit?” music

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Luke: “That’s-a-racist podcast host”

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Luke: “The fat stegosaurus?”

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Luke: Ululating

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Luke: “What a mindfuck!”

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Luke: “Whatevery!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And we-a appreciate it like in the old-a country (Stop it!!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Both ‘The Husky Gentile’ or ‘The Big-Boned Gentile’ are possible show titles”

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Luke and Andrew: “…but your’s is just full of books called ‘Things Andrew Doesn’t Know’. Exactly, and they’re big and they’re very full volumes.”

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Luke and Andrew: Enumclaw digression

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Luke and Andrew: It’s all about…timing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes all faux Italian accent on someone’s last name

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Luke and Andrew: “They call me ‘The Plump Gentile’. The ‘Big-Boned Gentile’?”

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Clips From TBTL #1926

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to be a “No-funs-nik”

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Andrew: Andrew has an itch on the side of his brain

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Andrew: “Anyway… good story”

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Andrew: “Bullets were dodged”

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Andrew: “Day song”

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Andrew: “Free Burbank!”

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Andrew: Going bleeding heart on it

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Andrew: “Greased up and ready to party”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t blame you.”

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Andrew: “It’s, ooh, don’t do that, ooh, yikes”

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Andrew: “Maybe I should just walk in with a shirt that says ‘Doesn’t Sing’. And then, on the back, it can say ‘Free Meek’.”

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Andrew: “My point is, you dodged a couple of bullets today.”

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Andrew: “Or I really gotta see a fucking doctor”

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Andrew: “President Obama with his evening plans”

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Andrew: Singing “One English Summer”

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Andrew: “Thanks for asking”

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Andrew: “This is a weird show today, but I’m really enjoying it”

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Andrew: “Which is a straight up lie”

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Andrew: “Why do you want to?!?”

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Andrew: “You know, I figure there is a day where I’ll be able to take off my shirt in public or a waterpark, or something. Hopefully not like at Denny’s.”

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Andrew: “You re-reading it… Maybe it in that lush tone of yours”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew started the show with a hot take

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke! Yo.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How dare you Alecia? How dare you say that?”

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Luke: “Alright, you’ve outsmarted me.”

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Luke: “By the way, pardon my slingblading”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Do you want to kick it off P-Fletch?”

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Luke: “God, you got the world on a string”

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Luke: “I am homeless!”

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Luke: “I am starving!”

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Luke: “I could try to Dori Monson it up”

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Luke: “It’s a hard-‘Ahn’?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my gosh”

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Luke: “Oh, are you kidding me? Karaoke songs never die.”

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Luke: “This music is putting me to sleep like a box fan.”

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Luke: “To look out at a sea of humanity flying inside of an aluminum, fart-filled tube”

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Luke: “Well, you’ve short-circuited my argument.”

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Luke: “When the booze starts to flow, it will take the edge off.”

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Luke: “Yo.”

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Luke and Andrew: Fans on YouTube

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Luke and Andrew: Fear is like the thin piece of paper football players run through

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Luke and Andrew: “If you do ever sing, can your title for the karaoke screen be ‘Andrew and The Nofunniks’? Yes. That is a promise I can make. That’s a promise I can make.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is often an occasional listener to the show, even when doing the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. Well, I’m full of advice (Okay) and gas”

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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Throat Sounds #2

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Luke, Phyllis and Andrew: Message of the song is the opposite of what the show stands for

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You remember the time…? Yeah, I remember the time. Why don’t you get kidnapped and have some new shit happen to you?!?! Whoa.”

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