Author: Linh Pham

Andrew: Confused “No”

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Andrew: “Hey, if the Tommies are knocking, don’t come a rocking?”

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Andrew: “I guess the next time we do a TBTL ‘Tour de Terrible’, we’ll have to make that gas station a stop”

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Andrew: “Is this around the unicycle days?”

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Andrew: “No you didn’t”

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Andrew: “No. I have no idea.”

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Andrew: “Oh, um, you know what I di… Oh… You know what? Ha-ha! Yes!”

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Andrew: “Right now, people are like ‘what are they taking out?’ Like, ‘what in the world could they possibly be taking out?'”

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Andrew: Sad “No”

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Andrew: “This is ba-nuts!”

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Andrew: “Uh Phyllis, you’re fired”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew compares how Tony is handled differently in the two versions of the movie “The Shining”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t stop down and start over, it’s just better to let it roll, let it go. Let it go? I can’t hold it back anymore.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It all comes back to the Blues today, man. It really does.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lot of intriguing things in that sentence. (Hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry Rick Perry, I’m sorry to bring Rick Perry into this, now. Don’t be sorry for Rick Perry!”

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Luke: “A Jeep on steroids”

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Luke: “Do dot, do dat, do dat.”

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Luke: “He was like, as I said, like an anonymous Blues-hound benefactor to that whole gas station”

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Luke: “Hell no”

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Luke: “I could have hallucinated it, it’s perfectly possible”

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Luke: “I say, if it’s too loud, you’re too old”

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Luke: “I, like every other white dingus, thought that I was the first person to get hip with the idea of the Blues music”

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Luke: “I’m an ideas man”

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Luke: “…just turn the telephone off…that was either a listener who’s supporting the show, or a bill collector; who, I should be giving money to, the money the listeners give to support the show”

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Luke: “One of them, the tail was wagging, so I was like that’s cool. The other one, the tail was not wagging and I was like, that might not be cool.”

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Luke: “Sorry I’m so giggly at the top of the show”

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Luke: “Up on Boot Hill, or whatever”

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Luke: “You buy the ticket, you take the ride”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you looking this up, right now? No, I’m not. Okay, I’m going to lookup ‘clackers'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempts to sing Eiffel 65’s “I’m Blue” and Andrew has no idea what that song is

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Luke and Andrew: Luke helped a guy push a van

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Luke and Andrew: “That hairdresser was a man! Slow down, what!?!?”

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Andrew: “And I was just like, alright what the shit, I’ll do a puzzle”

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Andrew: “As soon as I said that, I got very excited”

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Andrew: “B-R-B-O?”

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Andrew: “Boom Shakalaka!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m overly sensitive”

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Andrew: “Maybe we’ll have to do it in a place where you are not in line of sight of a ferry and I’ll have to have pants on”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “‘Oy! Regarding the Wednesday conversation…’ That’s a very important ‘oy!'”

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Andrew: “Titular”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You’re Burbanking it. You’re in a middle of a Burbank.”

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Andrew: “You’re sliding down the pole for the last time”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘odor”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew dignified Luke’s little song by calling it a parody

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would yell “Boom Shakalaka” when finding two puzzle pieces that snap together

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Andrew and Luke: “Fire Chief Andrew says…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got that down to more of kind of a “Boom Shakalaka” under my breath”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh no, that was just a joke, that was just a joke. My joke is falling apart in front of me, it is disintegrating like somebody who just drank from the wrong chalice.”

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Luke: “Aww, damn”

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Luke: “But it also, it might be a good time for me to stop trying to referencing penises altogether on this show”

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Luke: “Did you say ‘chard’?”

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Luke: “Don’t let the sun go down on me. Wait, that’s a George Michael song.”

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Luke: “He seemed mad chill”

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Luke: “I feel like a real moishe kapoyder (sic)“

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Luke: “I have them, but why don’t you lay them on me”

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Luke: “I just like the idea of Fire Chief Andy”

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Luke: “I’m whizzing so many smokers right now, it’s almost unbelievable”

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Luke: “I’m-a fuck this place up”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No, I had to eat that God damn pizza”

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Luke: “Pizza pie”

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Luke: “Pizza, pizza”

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Luke: Singing “All Night”

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Luke: Singing a song about Andrew in the style of “Ziggy Stardust”

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Luke: “That’s a power out”

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Luke: “VRBO is your mom’s Airbnb”

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Luke: “Yeah, you know, Vacation Rental, Box Office? I don’t know what the BO is, body odor?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boom Shakalaka!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, are you starving for a nothing burger? I am. Actually, they’re not very filling. Ooh, good one. Well played, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m out. You know what, I need a gavel…”

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Andrew: “And then she was like, she didn’t want to know that but great now I know that”

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Andrew: “Give me about four minutes here Luke, if you have some music under me”

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Andrew: “Good Lord…Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Hate the dreams, not the dreamer”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t get it”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t, again don’t really I don’t have the reading thing a hundred percent down yet”

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Andrew: “I just got off work, so I’m a little kind of greasy and I’m perspiring a little bit, but it’s in a very, very sexy kind of way”

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Andrew: “I like Beerhausen-by-Proxy. That’s my favorite beer.”

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Andrew: “I love this 13th floor of broadcasting where we’re existing and not existing at the same time”

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Andrew: “I say that my dreams never bleed over into real life… maybe that’s what’s happening now”

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Andrew: “I’m so G-D low brow”

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Andrew: “Oh, especially if it’s a wicked laugh”

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Andrew: “Old Faithful of Waste”

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Andrew: “Seamster?”

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Andrew: “So write to your Congressman, that’s what I’m saying”

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Andrew: “That would be great! That would be awesome! (That’d be great)”

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Andrew: “Things are hard and I think you picked wisely”

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Andrew: “This is what I guess I was trying to stumble and bumble through before”

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Andrew: “True story”

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Andrew: “We are officially not talking to each other right now. I’m looking at my computer, we are not connected at all”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s why I carry wasabi around me, just in case Genevieve does get the vapors”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s why I think our tagline should be ‘TBTL: It’s easier than reading'”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re trying to cover it up. You’re like, love the song, hate the dreams.”

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Andrew: “You wanna see me explode?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I say carry before? No, I don’t think so. Don’t you bring Carey into this. Yeah, let’s get Carey on the phone.”

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Andrew and Luke: “For me, the bar is so low for me because I’m basically a bottom-feeder fish that will eat whatever garbage is in front of my face…”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Snoring

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Andrew and Luke: “You think you’re a real card, don’t you Burbank? A real cut-up”

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Luke: “All of our Internet resources are being directed at the conversation you and I are having”

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Luke: “Hate the dreamer, not the game”

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Luke: “Hoo-wha-hah!?!?”

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Luke: “I’m a liberal too, by the way. Some of my best friends are liberals”

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Luke: “Like, if I got an $800,000 book advance and I’d always been dreaming about buying a boat… I’d buy a motherfucking boat”

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Luke: “Look outside, you dum-dum”

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Luke: “This is the kind of kid I was, Andrew”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Whoo doggie!”

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Luke: “You bottom-feeder you”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was looking for the word “adjourned”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are we still in the open? I grayed out somewhere about four minutes ago”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128. God, give me a break… I’m so sick of it, I’m moving”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t recognize the Gregorian calendar, I work off of the Mayan calendar”

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Luke and Andrew: “Something. Something, something, something.”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re freaking complicated meat systems. I’m an especially complicated meat system, not to brag.”

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