Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “A quarter of the way to the big 4K; that is the theme of today”

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Andrew: “And, I think about how I’m right and everybody else is wrong”

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Andrew: “How does that eighty-one percent feel… around your… podcasting neck right now?”

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Andrew: “I also say no to people too much”

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Andrew: “I regret that”

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Andrew: “I stand by that… a hundred percent”

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Andrew: “I sucked up real hard”

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Andrew: “Next thing you know, you’re hosting Live Wire, I mean, Jeopardy!”

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Andrew: “No! It, it’s pronounced… Cooster!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I wanna do this! Can we do it tomorrow?”

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Andrew: “Oh; and, then, there’s a really dirty photo just mixed in the middle of these”

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Andrew: “Pandemi-bots”

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Andrew: “There’s no vaccine!”

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Andrew: “Well… actually”

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Andrew: “When Airplane Seats Recline”

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Andrew: “You’re an adult!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Has anybody investigated numbers? Hmm… How do they work?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I might call you on Thursday and tell you that we’ve quit… Well… I, I’ve been laying some groundwork to make sure I’ll have other positions there… That’s actually true!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, the worst thing is… doing something that is out there forever… that you’re embarrassed by. Like… you know, you can’t shake that. Already got three-thousand, two-hundred and fifty of those things floating around… They’re called TBTL episodes!!!”

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Luke: “Always be true. Be true to the one who you’re married to… Love her like no other and all that you do… Love her forever and always be true”

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Luke: “Dookie Stinkington”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole!”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is the… the, the dissonance in my brain”

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Luke: “Wait? Someone’s paying attention to me? Lemme at ’em!!”

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Luke: “Who’s there to moderate old LB?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need to take a couple of days off to just recover from remembering that? Are you making fun of me now?”

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Andrew: “And, also, I was just scared of everything. I was just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “Do kids still do weird things when they get their hands on alcohol?”

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Andrew: “Get outta here. We never loved you anyway”

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Andrew: “I have a memory of actually… seeing, like, the backenge… [sic] backend of a Wikipedia page and just being a little bit flummoxed by the whole thing”

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Andrew: “I have not. I will not… And, I could not”

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Andrew: “I mean, can you imagine the shit I would forget. I can’t remember my middle name on a good day, sober… Can you imagine me fumbling and bumbling my way… through this show?”

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Andrew: “I was worried that I wouldn’t have anything to talk about at the… top of the show here”

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Andrew: “I will always push that button”

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Andrew: “I’m scared shitless”

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Andrew: “I’ve definitely been a rolling… ham… in the morning”

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Andrew: “Just get outta here!”

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Andrew: “Mailman!”

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Andrew: “No. This involves a… one of the Swayzes”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! What!? They wanna make money from this. I’m not a celebrity at all!”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a bitch”

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Andrew: “Right… but, wrong”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m high again”

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Andrew: “Step away… Step away. Step away”

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Andrew: “That song is catchy as hell, man!”

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Andrew: “That would be like butt-chugging a beer or something, right?”

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Andrew: “The gender neutral term is, ‘letter carri-err’ [ph]“

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Andrew: “This is always where I’m no fun!”

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Andrew: “Weird! Do I say ‘weird’ weird?”

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Andrew: “Why… do they call it… ProCare!? It’s so confusing, Ron!”

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Andrew: “Would I, or could I, or have I?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was trying to… stoke the rivalry between dogs and mailmen… on this show, when we were talking (Letter carriers) about this… Can’t believe I just said that. Land sharks. Literally can’t believe I just said that!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Weird!” in unison and in a funny manner

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing. Hot dog and bologna. Chilling with my homies… Cheese and macaroni, or whatever. Chicken and macaroni?”

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Luke: “How’s the 60day challenge going, Burbs? Pretty well… I now sweat when I do the dishes”

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Luke: Singing “Carry on my first-class mail”

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Andrew: “But, here’s the pisser, Luke. Do you like pissers? Here’s the pisser”

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Andrew: “Done and done!”

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Andrew: “Earbuds and a grimace”

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Andrew: “Earbuds and a nightmare”

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Andrew: “Hard knocks on wood”

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Andrew: “I can’t hold the bag”

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Andrew: “I got him, boys!”

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Andrew: Reading a reply that I tweeted about the photo button Andrew tweeted out

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Screw you all!”

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Andrew: “This might get legit uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “What if I die during the break?”

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Andrew: “You just had an amazing talent… to piss people off”

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Luke: “Football’s back, baby!”

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Luke: Making an “In Soviet Nathan Hale” joke

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Luke: “My mouth just started making sounds!”

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Luke: “RollJack Horseman?”

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Luke: Saying “Yes!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Luke: “Sea… hawks!”

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Luke: “Weird talking bag holder”

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Andrew: “All of our listeners are cowpokes. That’s the TBTL promise”

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Andrew: “Be better!”

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Andrew: “Because, sometimes, I’m on my roof doing my jackassery”

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Andrew: “But, I cut out some good stuff!”

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Andrew: “God knows what’s in that shit!”

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Andrew: “I am afraid of the ball”

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Andrew: “I have a version of this; but, I must have cut the shit out of it”

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Andrew: “I like the fact that she’s a little kooky”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t admit this on the show”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t admit this on the show. I bought some moss killer; which, God knows what’s in that shit! I should… probably not be putting into the environment… We’ll just beep this out… Here: 3, 2, 1”

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Andrew: “I, I feel… as unhealthy as I’ve ever been in my life”

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Andrew: “I… know more about her now than ever… and, I like the fact that she’s a little kooky”

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Andrew: “I’m a super-spreader”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making guitar licks sounds and saying “Rock ‘n’ Roll!”

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Andrew: “Marry me!”

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Andrew: Singing “Stop stalking the listeners, Luke”

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Andrew: “Stick to jorts!”

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Andrew: “That’s not how that’s supposed to work”

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Andrew: “Wait… No. That can’t be right. Hold on. Hold on! Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Wednesday is blade day”

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Andrew: “What you need is a little of that old Walsh bravery”

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Andrew: “What you need is a little of that old Walsh bravery… that I was, that I displayed when I was on your roof”

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Andrew: “Whoa! Andrew! Andrew! Be better!”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s a… tower of guitars”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m so happy that we’ve spent over ten years crapping… Whoa! (What!) Whoa! Andrew! Andrew! Be better!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were… pulling drops from that show before I was even a part of this show… Before you were even a twinkle in my eye, Andrew… Eww?”

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Luke: “Asshole…horizontalogy [sic]“

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Luke: “Easy, Siri”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle!”

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Luke: “Hu-lewis… Who are you Lewis-ing?”

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Luke: “Hulu… Who are you lu-ing?”

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Luke: “I think it would be cool if there was a whole new way for me to not communicate with you”

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Luke: “It’s all about asshole-horontology [ph]“

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Luke: “Sometimes, my brain just thinks things; and, then, I… I forget to not say them”

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Luke: “This is how I die”

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Luke: “What… is happening!? I promise, I’m not drunk right now”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s, how’s the stopping going? Not great”

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Andrew: “Burp, Charlie, burp”

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Andrew: “Buzzing, buzzing, buzzing”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I just said to you a moment ago, or I grunted something”

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Andrew: “How about this for hypocrisy?”

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Andrew: “I can’t even hear the word, ‘Israelite’ without being triggered”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know I was fat until I read it on the Internet”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be on that jank station!”

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Andrew: “I felt my phone going crazy in my pocket”

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Andrew: “I have a spleen clock”

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Andrew: “I remember one of the best ur… One of the best urines? What the hell?”

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Andrew: “I’m clinically insane”

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Andrew: “It was a weird, chaotic night”

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Andrew: “It was both weird, uncomfortable, scary, and… by far, the best feeling I ever had as I empty my bladder there”

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Andrew: “Oh, something’s going on”

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Andrew: “Okay. As soon as I’m done, zip up; and, then… they got nothing on me”

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Andrew: Saying “Keen Way” as Alec Baldwin

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Andrew: “Take that, Greg!”

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Andrew: “That is such a weak-ass thing to say!”

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Andrew: “Wait, I’m feeling it in my toes!”

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Andrew: “You are a hero… but, not very wise”

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Andrew: “Your almost mater”

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Luke: Making the sound of a school bus bleeding its air brakes

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Luke: Singing “Come with me… and, you’ll see… a world of a Gmail account”

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Luke: “There’s no reason for them to error on the side of letting Burbs get more sleep”

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Luke: “When I was out gunkholing… last week”

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