Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, get ready for this… joke… that I’m gonna… just whiz down the… line”

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Andrew: “But, I was so mad that… that Xfinity wouldn’t let me do it”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that game was on a weekend. I’m sorry… that match was on a weekend. Good, Lord! Everybody calm down”

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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh”

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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh” #2

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Andrew: Doo-dooing some notes

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Andrew: “Fuck you, fuck fuckers”

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Andrew: “Genevieve gets a few in her, she just wants to talk all night!”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can barely remember before times anymore”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I like the voice I was making in that first drop”

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Andrew: “I think I’m just a fat, old hobbit who doesn’t get into adventures”

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Andrew: “I went on some really nasty websites”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke”

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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke… As somebody who talks to you for a… you know, a… big… I talk to you… for a big chunk of my life… It didn’t like the most natural thing”

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Andrew: “Long pants… shoes on… button down shirt. Whatever”

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!”

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Andrew: “No, I’m getting too old for this shit!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Shit, yes!”

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Andrew: Singing a song to cover up Luke telling listeners to look up merkins

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Andrew: “You dress for the podcast you wanna host”

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Andrew: “You know, some people drink cuz it… increases the GABA; for others, it increases the gabbing”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, a very common thing (Mmm-hmm) is to, you know, maybe stroke… stroke your partner’s hair when you’re just, (Merkin) like, talking or whatev–No!”

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Luke: “Boy weekend!”

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Luke: “Bring me my fucking cat!!”

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Luke: “Don’t, like, don’t do it… Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Fuck you, you fucking fuckers”

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Luke: “I just felt so scraggily”

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Luke: “I will… chide them and, also, give them free publicity… Because, that’s a good strategy… for getting back at a… major corporation”

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Luke: “Is that fucking candy?!”

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Luke: Mimicking Bilbo’s growl at Frodo

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Luke: “No!!”

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Luke: “Rossi and Burbanki”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “See, this is what happens… when you find a LOTR in the Alps”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Sweet! Bilbo got the ring!”

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Luke: “This is so boring and forever taking!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And Ham begot Japheth… (Right) And, verily, Japheth… begot… Riphath… and”

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Luke and Andrew: “The human body is a beautiful thing! That’s not, I don’t think… human bodies have those… do they?”

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Andrew: “And, maybe a beer or fifteen”

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Andrew: “I can just laugh at the idea of jokes”

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Andrew: “I didn’t quite appreciate the power… of Mother Nature”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… KIXI them while their down”

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Andrew: “I just don’t care anymore”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’ve told you this… many times… I just don’t care anymore”

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Andrew: “Panicking is what I do first and best”

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Andrew: Saying “I recognize that this is a joke structure. Ah-ah-ah-ah!” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: “You’ve been Weisbaum’d”

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Andrew and Luke: “There was zero… (Yeah) zero competence, zero confidence, zero anything”

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Luke: “And, this was, luckily, just some… ding-bots… who wanted to get Bitcoin”

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Luke: Doo-dooing a song

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Luke: “It’ll be fun, they said… Punch it in the nose, they said”

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Luke: “Kind of… sexy, dirty bird quality”

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Luke: Singing “You just have to… figure out… how big to make your fist, to get the cheetah off of you”

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Luke: “W-w-w-w-w-w-Weisbaum’d!”

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Luke: “You got Weisbaum’d!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m happy to be your connection… via TikTok… Thanks, Dad”

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Andrew: “A PowerPoint!? I don’t… do PowerPoints?”

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Andrew: “Funky-punky”

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Andrew: “I don’t think any birds have flown into that hole though”

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Andrew: “It was Les… Claypool. It was Moore Claypool”

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Andrew: “Les Claypool, more Andrew”

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Andrew: Making a mouth popping sound

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Andrew: Making seagull sounds

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Andrew: “No offense! Some offense!”

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Andrew: “Sailing the seas of cheese”

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Andrew: Saying “Cup of coffee” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Waa-waa!” like a crybaby

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Andrew: “So, now, like, kind of, in the back of my head, as you and I just kind of… just, kind of, talking about your drive down here, and… thanking me for getting you a cup of coffee, and talking about the birdhouse”

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Andrew: “This is a huge problem!”

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Andrew: “We talk about sitting on this roof a lot”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Be careful with that baby… (I will be) That’s a one-of-a-kind right there”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here comes Luke Burbank! (Yeah) Score! Home run!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, thanks for this… Who are ya? Yeah. Who are ya?”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “206-414 (414)”

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Luke: “A better show wouldn’t do that”

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Luke: “Airbnb has lost its fucking head”

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Luke: “How to be Natural During Unnatural Times”

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Luke: “Is this where I pay for my… nostalgia?”

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Luke: “Joke’s on you, Nazis”

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Luke: Singing “You know I love you; but, I just can’t take it”

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Luke: “Something was a little… burbling”

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Luke: “We hope to bore people… across the spectrum… of… of their ability to hear… see, taste, smell… You name it… we’ll bore you with it”

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Luke: “Well… Baseball’s back… The crack of the wrist… The loss of the Mariners’… Somethings… never change”

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Luke: “You know what? Let go… Let Gaia”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t need hot bean water… mixing with my hot ham water (Sure)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been pretty open with the Burbank brand… It is true”

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Luke and Andrew: “Joke’s on you, Nazis… (There it is) By the way, you’re a Nazi in this story. I don’t like that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The one thing that you, and Genevieve, and I all have in common is… we will shoot our shot… (Yeah) with a joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “Throwing it all away. (Away… Right?) Throwing it all away”

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Andrew: “And, I remember when you were talking about those sexy dances, you dirty bird”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who… any of these people are!”

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Andrew: “I have to poo”

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Andrew: “I have to poo… And, I mean, poo right now”

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Andrew: “I learn this shit on the streets!”

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Andrew: “I like this thing”

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Andrew: “Oh, damnit!! I thought I knew one thing about pop culture!”

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Andrew: “Or, did you like them too much you… dirty bird?”

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Andrew: “Ryan, do me a favor: don’t write in”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, humble me with my hat” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That frog’s hips… do lie!”

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Andrew: “The egg is on my face”

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Andrew: “They said you couldn’t do this”

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Andrew: “They said you couldn’t drink eighteen beers; and, then, drive in a demolition derby”

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Andrew: “Well, see, now I’m being a jerk”

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Andrew: “What do you think I am, an animal?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, my butt still hurts, by the way, man, where I landed on it the other day”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, we’re just getting real… like a dirty bird (Interesting)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lukie! Lukie B!”

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Luke: “I dig around in the grubbier parts of the Internet”

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Luke: “I would… sooner die than have my old face ever on TikTok”

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Luke: “It’s not bad! It’s not bad; it’s actually good!”

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Luke: Making an air brake decompression sound

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Luke: Saying “This some genius shit” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “We’re gonna say… ‘How about some sex?’ Then, we’re gonna say, ‘Boy, that was some good sex'”

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Luke: “You dirty bird”

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Andrew: “And, I wanted to die!”

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Andrew: “Are you naked… and afraid?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, it makes me feel good. Because, I need… companionship. Because… it makes me… kick my boots!”

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Andrew: “I, I get a real Mrs. Doubtfire vibe from that voice”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to cook the books!”

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Andrew: “It’s really hard for me to listen to the shorties”

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Andrew: “Just put it on… and forget about it”

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Andrew: “No, I want you to burn this shit to the… ground!”

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Andrew: “No. Good Lord, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait. Hold on. Hold on… This is the worst radio in the world”

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Andrew: “People are just letting go and letting TBTL take the wheel, right?”

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Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, they don’t need a… bum like me!”

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Andrew: Whispering “I did not!”

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Andrew: “Why? Why do I even try to talk about radio? Everything that you say is right. Everything I say is wrong”

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Andrew: “Why wait?”

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Luke: “G-D this, M-F that, and on… and on”

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Luke: “I just like being in the bathroom”

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Luke: “It’s just really the Nora-verse”

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Luke: “Maybe my brain is a piece of shit because I’m… sitting around… staring at TikTok all day long”

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Luke: “My brain is just a piece of shit this morning”

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Luke: “Now I’m scared”

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Luke: “Perched… above Ana-bama, Adda-bama Hill? Are we calling it Adda-bama Hill now?”

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Luke: “Put it on and regret about it… The TBTL motto”

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Luke: Saying “Get me outta here!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It was a drive-by fruiting” as Mrs. Doubtfire

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Luke: Saying “Really big shoe” as Ed Sullivan

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Luke: Saying “Tim must now swim across this dangerous bay” in a gruff, voice-over manner

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Luke: “Shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush… There, there… Good night, sweet prince”

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Luke: “Simmer down, Quibi”

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Luke: Singing “WARM… 106.9”

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Luke: “This petard… has hoisted me… once again… Because, in playing a funny drop from you… I have created a worse drop… of me”

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Luke: “Tilt those… M-Fers!”

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Luke: “Well, think about it”

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Luke: “Wow! And, now that’s in the clear”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our show is just so, like, meandering, and bloated, (Mmm-hmm) and pointless, and long”

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Andrew: “‘Boom!’, backwards, on the ass”

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Andrew: “Aaaaaaaaaah!”

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Andrew: “Don’t give up!”

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Andrew: “Eh, whatever. Gimme your crap”

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Andrew: “I asked you, before the show, to ask me why my butt hurts”

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Andrew: “I had a stinky vacuum situation”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m having so much trouble with words today. It’s not really helping anybody”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “Ow!! Don’t touch me there!”

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Andrew: “Rub it in my face!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ah, the banana cr… There’s a banana craze in America; but… are banana days gonna lead to banana deaths?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t feel so good!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner #2

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Andrew: Saying “Who is it?” in a funny manner #3

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Andrew: “So, we put the fun in ‘fungible'”

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “Throwing… you know, toothbrush meths… mess all over the place”

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Andrew: “Weird… loud, kind of, slapping sound”

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Andrew: “What a Monday this is”

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Andrew: “What’s up with Kenny!?”

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Luke: “Boy, let me just take this to the most boring place”

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Luke: “Butthurt zoodles”

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Luke: “Course, that means it’s gonna get very… very hot, it’s gonna get very spicy here in the Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Cuz, how much do you really fall on your butt?”

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Luke: “Cuz, how much do you really fall on your butt, in football, in that way?”

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Luke: “I didn’t think I was missing live sport… but, then, I was missing live sport!”

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Luke: “Keep talking. I’m just trying to entice a hummingbird over here”

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Luke: “Princess and the Pea-ing it up”

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Luke: “Speaking of… obscura… it obscura’d where the article came from originally”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Chhk! Uh, hey Nikki, that’s not where the spleen is… Urr! I’m gonna need that later!” as a pilots speaking over a PA

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