Andrew: “And, get ready for this… joke… that I’m gonna… just whiz down the… line”
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Andrew: “But, I was so mad that… that Xfinity wouldn’t let me do it”
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Andrew: “Cuz, that game was on a weekend. I’m sorry… that match was on a weekend. Good, Lord! Everybody calm down”
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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh”
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Andrew: “Dead ass you high, hunh” #2
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Andrew: Doo-dooing some notes
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Andrew: “Fuck you, fuck fuckers”
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Andrew: “Genevieve gets a few in her, she just wants to talk all night!”
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Andrew: “I can’t, I can barely remember before times anymore”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if I like the voice I was making in that first drop”
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Andrew: “I think I’m just a fat, old hobbit who doesn’t get into adventures”
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Andrew: “I went on some really nasty websites”
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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke”
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Andrew: “Listen, I’ll be honest with you, Luke… As somebody who talks to you for a… you know, a… big… I talk to you… for a big chunk of my life… It didn’t like the most natural thing”
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Andrew: “Long pants… shoes on… button down shirt. Whatever”
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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!”
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Andrew: “No, I’m getting too old for this shit!”
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Andrew: “No!”
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Andrew: “Shit, yes!”
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Andrew: Singing a song to cover up Luke telling listeners to look up merkins
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Andrew: “You dress for the podcast you wanna host”
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Andrew: “You know, some people drink cuz it… increases the GABA; for others, it increases the gabbing”
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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, a very common thing (Mmm-hmm) is to, you know, maybe stroke… stroke your partner’s hair when you’re just, (Merkin) like, talking or whatev–No!”
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Luke: “Boy weekend!”
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Luke: “Bring me my fucking cat!!”
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Luke: “Don’t, like, don’t do it… Don’t do it”
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Luke: “Fuck you, you fucking fuckers”
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Luke: “I just felt so scraggily”
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Luke: “I will… chide them and, also, give them free publicity… Because, that’s a good strategy… for getting back at a… major corporation”
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Luke: “Is that fucking candy?!”
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Luke: Mimicking Bilbo’s growl at Frodo
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Luke: “No!!”
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Luke: “Rossi and Burbanki”
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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner
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Luke: “See, this is what happens… when you find a LOTR in the Alps”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “Sweet! Bilbo got the ring!”
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Luke: “This is so boring and forever taking!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And Ham begot Japheth… (Right) And, verily, Japheth… begot… Riphath… and”
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Luke and Andrew: “The human body is a beautiful thing! That’s not, I don’t think… human bodies have those… do they?”
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