Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Agent!! Agent!!!”

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Andrew: “Aw, crap. I got nothin'”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Brother-daddy loves leather”

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Andrew: “But, I did get sucked into this!”

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Andrew: “Clink!”

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Andrew: “Comcast sucks!”

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Andrew: “Do you slabjack your gunkhole?”

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Andrew: “Eww! This is a scar”

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Andrew: “Get outta my, get outta my head, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I do not like using Twitter as a complaining ground”

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Andrew: “I remember people doing it”

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Andrew: “Is it… brother-daddy?”

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Andrew: “It’s turtles all the way down. It is so great. I love that shit so much”

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Andrew: “Promo code TBTLDADDY”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m entertaining” in a low energy manner

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Andrew: “Slabjacking your gunkhole?”

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Andrew: Speaking as if he was super low energy

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Andrew: “This is a… bad idea”

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Andrew: “You e-mail them to me. I don’t print them out; because, I’m not a monster”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m not a hippy-dippy person”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know you know what I’m talking about… (Mmm-hmm!) Well, (Yeah!) shit!”

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Luke: “Bruh… Like, there’s a way better way to do this”

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Luke: Cute chuckle

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Luke: “Deleting tweets is my whole brand”

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Luke: “God bless that eskimo”

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Luke: “Human. Human. Agent”

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Luke: “I’m a delicate flower now”

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Luke: Whispering “But, you don’t know you’re a bot!”

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Andrew: “Are we ready to rock? Deedle-deedle-deedle-dee”

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Andrew: “Because, you’re right. There’s a… very good possibility that Jeff Tweedy doesn’t even know who John Prine is”

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Andrew: “Bruce Dern and The ‘Burbs”

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Andrew: “But, I never really got into the John Prine-iverse, for whatever reason”

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Andrew: “Damn!!”

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Andrew: “Get back in the Ak!”

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Andrew: “Have you seen ‘The ‘Burbs’?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know about you”

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Andrew: “I have a bad brain”

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Andrew: “I have zero discipline in my life. Zero”

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Andrew: “I mean, listen, you don’t need advice from me on this”

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Andrew: “I think I was too… Andrew-y”

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Andrew: “I think this takes the piss”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna go directly after somebody right here”

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Andrew: “Jack Black! Jack Black, Jack Black! Jack Black!”

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Andrew: “Look at me! I’m waving. Look at me!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh… paywall”

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Andrew: “Oooh!”

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Andrew: “The, the troof [ph] of, the troof [ph] of the matter is”

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Andrew: “This guy should be in movies!”

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Andrew: “This is such… such… a boring and Andrew place to take this conversation; but, I have to ask you something”

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Andrew: “We’ll charm the lights off for ya”

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Andrew: “Why? Why? Why?”

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Andrew: “Why are you pushing your lapel into my face?”

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Andrew: “Why would I say that?”

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Andrew: “Yakkity Yak… Get back to the Ak”

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Andrew: “You think I’m waking up before 8:30? No way. I… I have zero discipline in my life. Zero”

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Luke: “Everyone’s moving to the Ak!”

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Luke: “I gotta re-enter the Prine-iverse”

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Luke: “I was a bad person… I was very selfish”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did I do that, Andrew? I’ll be honest with ya… I don’t remember you doing that”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “I could write a song for John. I could write a verse for that song, John” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: “Cuz, I remember it like it was yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “Do you remember which bonus show? Cuz, I remember it like it was yesterdoodle”

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Andrew: “Don’t exercise and vape like a crazy man at night”

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Andrew: “It… kinda… scares me a little bit”

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Andrew: “Just creeping my way home”

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Andrew: “Just creeping my way home… Eugh!”

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Andrew: Making warning buzzer sounds

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Andrew: “Speaking of the rest of the week, Andrew?”

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Andrew: “Stanch. I wanna stanch the e-mails… I stanch e-mails”

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Andrew: “Stop rememberin’ that!”

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Andrew: “There’s something in us now”

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Andrew: “This other person thinks that they’re the only person on the road!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh the Vapester”

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Andrew: “We did a whole show on After These Messages… Sorry, Nick, I’m also gonna plug my other podcast during your Dazzling Donor message”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on?”

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Andrew: “You just wanted a loosie”

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Andrew: “You think that I live my life usually trying to stay out of people’s way. You should’ve seen me trying to hug the–I was trying to disappear. I was trying to tunnel under the Earth to stay out of people’s way”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, this isn’t good… But, you know, I started smoking I, I think when I was a sophomore in high school; which, is… obviously too early… Shouldn’t start smoking at any time; but… Oh, God. Wait, hold on. Is smoking bad for you? (What about vaping, though?) Could somebody let me know if smoking is bad for you? Smoking is bad for you, everybody. Don’t do it”

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Luke: “Boom. Roasted”

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Luke: Getting mentioned, along with Christy Wise, for finding the origin story for “No mountain too tall”

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Luke: “He’s [sic] dad drinks beer and talks loud”

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Luke: “I’m gonna go anecdotal on you”

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Luke: “I’m gonna… take a shot here. I’m gonna shoot my shot”

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Luke: “If anyone is getting their… their COVID, like… facts from us, this is the wrong place for that”

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Luke: “Oh, man… Fight it, Burbs… Fight it”

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Luke: “Our friend Nick Armes… the Perfect Ten… Also known as Nick Sleevies”

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Luke: “Rudy has been having the time of her flippin’ life!”

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Luke: “So ripshit”

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Luke: “There are way too many people touching each other right now”

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Luke: “With the power of my mind… try to control the situation and bend it into something usable”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who was making out with this tiger? (Mmm-hmm. They’re hot)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You skeezed when you meant to skeeve… Not a show title”

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Andrew: “And, here I was just searching my library for ‘poop'”

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Andrew: “Come here, boy. You been peepin’… Let me smell that. Sure. You been peepin’ osprey?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s gonna happen to my brain, man”

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Andrew: “I never got on the… Juul train”

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Andrew: Mimicking Steve Bruhl’s hot food in mouth sound

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Andrew: “Okay, BoJack”

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Andrew: Saying “Has anybody seen my Juul?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Looking for her Juul” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Luke” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “This conversation is… really all the… hell over the place… I also forgot how to swear recently”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it sounded weird coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talks Luke into another “bullshit conversation” to get John Tesh on the show

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for saving my ass there (Sure)”

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Luke: “But, we are at work right now, Maestro”

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Luke: “Can you please move over!? Thank you! Have a nice day! I like turtles!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “God, you are picking up so much subtext!”

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Luke: “He’s the BoJack to my Horseman”

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Luke: Huffing and puffing

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Luke: “I like turtles!”

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Luke: “Lasagna o’clock!”

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Luke: “Move over, Garfield… There’s a new lasagna fanatic in town. His name? Burbs”

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Luke: “Osprey peepin'”

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Luke: “Seriously?”

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Luke: “Smoke follows beauty”

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Luke: “We should’ve be–all been doing this… you know… since the before-times”

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Luke: “Who needs a movie?”

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Luke: “You are asking the wrong person”

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Luke: “You’ll be able to get out for Drinko de Mayo!”

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Luke: “Your booty do be burning”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was hell damn raining… It was hell damn raining. It was hell raining all over the place”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just Thunderdome over there… Like… (War Thunderdome) That’s War Thunderdome”

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Andrew: Boo-booing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “He, of course, will get no fun party… Although, he did just get a fun farty”

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Andrew: “Hey, speaking of me being an idiot”

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Andrew: “His inbox was getting… flooded with my mistakes”

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Andrew: “Hollywoo?”

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Andrew: “How about this for me being totally full of it?”

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Andrew: “I confused myself!”

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Andrew: “I’ve had to… temporarily stop rolling the blade, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I’ve been drinking a lot”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank… Better Than Daddy”

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Andrew: Neighing in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, that’s nice to know. But, also, it’s not a saxophone… It’s a trombone”

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Andrew: “That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “Well, why would I dig myself deeper?”

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Andrew: “You ever dance with Concur in the pale moonlight?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, we have a lot of Blursdays and not much (Oh, boy) time; so, I don’t want any… (Okay) BS from anyone! Including me… And, that includes me. Exactly (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I set up the question too confusing… And, I just, it was like a moment… (You confused yourself!?) I confused myself! Oh my God, that’s so beautiful. (So, really, I mean, I would’ve lost by…) The answer, sadly, was not yes. Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve had to… temporarily stop rolling the blade, Luke. You know that. You’re rubbing it in. I’ve had to leave my blading life… (Well, that’s…) behind for a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: Negging, nagging and neighing on BoJack Horseman

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Luke: “Do you wanna be right? Or, do you wanna be happy?”

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Luke: “Hey… are you guys coming over for the sport… thing?”

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Luke: “Let’s dance! Let’s dance, Concur”

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Luke: Quietly saying “She would have to say, ‘I’m forever grateful… and proud to be… a Dazzling Donor'”

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Luke: Saying “If I were watching this like Dicky V, baby!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That drop lives with me”

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Luke: “They threaten… to take it out of your paycheck. I don’t think they got the balls, man!”

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Luke: Whispering “Hey, Maestro, could you… re-rack the music?”

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Luke: “Worcester Spreadshee”

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