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Clips From TBTL #3105

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Andrew: “And, this is why I end up being so cranky, by the way”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you… a story from the depraved life of Andrew Walsh?”

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Andrew: “How did that dazzling deet escape me?”

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Andrew: “I hate Monday 2.0s!”

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Andrew: “I have so many thoughts; and, now I’m worried that this is gonna spin out of control and I’m just gonna be… Monday 2.0 over here”

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Andrew: “I’m a… I’m a pangolin inside of a pangolin, inside of a pangolin… I’m a Russian doll pangolin”

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Andrew: “I’m chill now. I’m real cool. Ready to just sit in the passenger seat and go along for the ride. What do you got for me?”

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Andrew: “I’m starting to lose confidence in this story”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t like a completely depraved hour”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s a moment… of Leslie Claret-y? A moment of Leslie… Claret-y?”

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Andrew: “My dirtbag paradise”

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Andrew: Saying “TVs” with a slight twang

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Andrew: “Shut up about it!”

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Andrew: “Thanks for being on hold for twenty minutes. Yeah, that was just a glitch on our end. Bye!”

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Andrew: “They have an upstairs and a downstairs”

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Andrew: “Vitamin L and A”

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Andrew: “Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?”

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Andrew: Whispering “My God”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always dressed… to the hilt in some sort of giant costume; and, it just puts me in… the right mind frame”

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Andrew: “You can go to GIPHY… I’m sticking with it”

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Andrew and Luke: Clamping down the spank meter

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Luke: “Daddy Starbucks”

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Luke: “For some reason, that dazzling deet really dazzled me”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Luke: “It’s the tail that’s wagging the dog”

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Luke: “Literally getting out of the car yesterday, and my brain just says… ‘Rum Tum Tugger'”

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Luke: “On episode three-hundred; or, I should say, three-thousand… one-hundred… and five… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: Singing the opening riff from “Bad to the Bone”

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Clips From TBTL #3104

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Andrew: “And, it was cheesy, and stupid, and… and very trashy”

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Andrew: “Because, here’s what doesn’t make sense to me; and, this is… the truth”

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Andrew: “But, I think I wanted more bullshit”

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Andrew: “But, my god… did I have a scare this weekend”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Circle gets the square”

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Andrew: “Especially with me and my beard, too”

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Andrew: “Goodbye!”

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Andrew: “I know this is gonna take the conversation into… an ugly, ugly place that we don’t have to go to”

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Andrew: “I wore that little bird down”

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Andrew: “I’ll do anything to buy you time”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll take that attaboy”

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Andrew: “I’ve always been a schlub! I have!”

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Andrew: “Is there anything real in what I just said?”

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Andrew: “Just wanna get… just wanna get right… Just wanna get right into the shower”

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Andrew: “No, it was definitely not me. I would not crawl into a dumpster”

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Andrew: “Not that I’m… Daddy… Star… Not that I’m Daddy Starbucks”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, sweet… new employee”

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Andrew: “Put it on the poll; I don’t know”

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Andrew: Snortling

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Andrew: “So many times, Old Luke would’ve just given up”

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Andrew: “That’s right. A woman works at KIRO!”

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Andrew: “What I’m about to do is pretty rude… and, potentially… damaging to our careers”

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Andrew: “What’s in the box? What’s in the box?”

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Andrew: “You, you took the conversation to the under-carriage”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your mom’s maiden name? Taargüs… (Taargüs?) Taargüs”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys did this to me?! You did this to me?!? (That’s wild)”

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Luke: “Does… not… compute!”

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Luke: “Hunh? How can this be?”

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Luke: “I guess I just have so much faith in the system”

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Luke: “I may just use the frame. I may lose the picture”

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Luke: “I think people are footballed out”

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… speaking of my beloved mother, it’s her… Blursday today”

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” and leaving a voicemail message for his mother

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” on his mother’s voicemail

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Luke: “Slide back into the DMs of my heart”

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Luke: “The graveyard of self-improvement”

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Luke: “There’s an awkward moment that really plays into my personal insecurities… which are… many”

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Luke: “Weird fur flaps”

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Luke: “What’s in the box!?”

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Luke: “You… you poor fool”

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Luke and Andrew: “How rude! Very, ‘How rude’!”

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Clips From McMillan Men #14

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Andrew: “First of all, my eyesight isn’t as good; not, that I have to justify myself to you or the listeners”

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Andrew: “Greg… don’t you dare correct us ever again”

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Andrew: “His whole life is nothing but a penis measuring contest”

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Andrew: “I had totally blacked that out!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right!”

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Andrew: “Who’s… Wandrew Alsh?”

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Andrew: “You’re a very literal-minded man”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “It’s just a flesh wound!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, you’re shooting someone?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shot at and hit; shit at and missed”

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Luke: Singing “Come on, ride the train… and ride it”

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Luke: “Tap into that nepotism, bruh!”

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Luke: “That’s Debra Winger!?”

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Luke: Whispering “Show time, motherfucker!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here is where you might be able to help me… We’ve… (Probably not) we get a song from John”

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Luke and Andrew: “Icabod gets (Oh, yeah) his cuddle on! (I know. I love it. I love it)”

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Clips From TBTL #3103

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Andrew: “A my-pic stick”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… why we gotta bring race into this?”

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Andrew: “Just get that out of your mouth”

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Andrew: “Me-me”

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Andrew: “That… is really smart, and really interesting, and so far away from what I thought we were talking about!”

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Andrew: “Whoa, Revolver. Things are getting a little interesting here”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I went deep into the guts of this thing yesterday and fixed it (Ooh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, there are twos of them… Twos!!!”

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Luke: “Burbank dies working out”

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Luke: “Couple-a basic Bs… Basic Brothers”

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Luke: “Female anatomy, twice!”

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Luke: “Girl, you got that yummy-yummy?”

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Luke: “I… will… eat that… at least once when they roll it out in a town near me”

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Luke: “Murder City, She Wrote”

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Luke: “Ooh! Last night, Andrew… Wow”

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Luke: “Where… do I… really… even… start?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did she get the job? Fuck no… Are you kidding me? No, she did not”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “How about that? How about that!? I mean” as Stugotz

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Clips From TBTL #3102

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Andrew: “Browns rule, Ravens drool!”

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Andrew: “But, I told ya… unvarnished, raw Andrew today. Don’t eff with me!”

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Andrew: “But! Uhh! But! Uhh! Uh!”

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Andrew: “Everything that you said, I agree with as well”

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Andrew: “He just wears me out”

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Andrew: “He’s a real neat freak”

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Andrew: “He’s not getting the full cuddling that wants and needs. He’s not getting the thunder-shirt treatment that I like to give him… and, that he likes to get”

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Andrew: “I don’t have real life FOMO, let alone dream FOMO”

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Andrew: “I have the tails, if you have the diapers!”

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Andrew: “I’m a man who dreams about work, Luke… Someday finding it”

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Andrew: “I’m working on it… I’m working on it. It’s gonna be good by the end of the year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What about that? I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Mimicking Theo’s meowing

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Andrew: “Mommy and daddy are fighting”

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Andrew: “Nobody puts podcast in the chair”

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Andrew: “Now, I, I would recommend… I don’t wanna tell you what to do; I would recommend that you get out of my dreams and into my car”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m jealous! You do a better Stugotz. I’ve been practicing all week… and, you’re just coming out of the box… Love it”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Let’s talk propane”

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Andrew: “So, that’s fun and flirty”

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Andrew: Trying to imitate the dog’s laugh from Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “We’re caught in a loop”

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Andrew: “What a terrible Stugotz imitation”

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Andrew: “You’re in my dreams more than anybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think, no matter what my job is, I will dream about work. And, you know… right now, my work is, pretending to be your friend. Why would I say that!? So… (I don’t know) That was so mean! (I don’t know) I’m so sorry! (I know)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It finally happened… It was bound to happen… (Mmm-hmm) but, it finally happened this morning”

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Andrew and Luke: “People are gonna be (Alright) begging for Blursdays by the time I’m done with them. Ooh, begging for Blursdays”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sometimes the weather around here surprises you. God, this is so boring! Yes, it is (Sometimes the weather surprises you)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it was an elephant. It was the elephant in the room. It was the elephant in the yard”

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Luke: “Dog…madogamous?”

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Luke: “I’m bored!”

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Luke: “No, I never dream about TBTL. Do you know how little I think about this show?”

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Luke: “Ooh! Bernie got served!”

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Luke: “Peace! Deuces!”

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Luke: “This is our job. Believe it or not”

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Luke: “We seem like a couple of dreamcatchers that came to life”

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Luke: “Would you be my date, next year, to the Jellicle Ball?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like D.C. is… may not be a hot ZIP for us; but, it’s gotta at least be a warm ZIP! Oh, God”

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Luke and Andrew: “The van with no windows? Mmm… No gracias… It has windows. I just painted over them”

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Clips From TBTL #3101

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Andrew: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler”

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Andrew: “For some reason, your word picture implanted into my brain”

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Andrew: “Hey… do you wanna churt about yurts?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… get into… speculation about what happens in… the Butt Hut in dream land”

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Andrew: “I will eat melty. I will eat white-ish, melty cheese; like, a mozzarella”

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Andrew: “Is there a space where it’s supposed to be?”

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Andrew: “Now, we have a Burbank problem!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, fat-ass! I’ll say that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, boy!”

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Andrew: “Wanna garb about garbage?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be eighty years old fighting over some dumb-ass license plate”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I eat cheese in that context. Leave me alone”

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Andrew: “You’re absolutely right”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, not to… beat a… dead… not to feed a… fed horse here. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler. Whoa! Nope, nope, nope! Where’s my buzzer? Here we go”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not in a million goddamn years! (Wow!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s in the bag!? Yeah, let me see if I can find, if I can… (What’s in the bag?)”

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Katy Sewall: “It’s ‘Chopped’. I feel like all they play is ‘Chopped'”

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Luke: “Be good… New York?”

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Luke: “Blurting about yurting?”

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Luke: “It really triggers me”

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Luke: “Let me see if I can find, if I can find this on the, on the fly”

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Luke: Singing “Everyday is like trash day”

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Luke: “The sun was already out. It was light, it was bright, and my body just said… ‘Yasss, Queen… Let’s do this'”

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Luke: “This man loves cans!”

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Luke: “Whatever. Let’s just do it”

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Luke: “Yeeesh!”

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Luke: “You got this!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blurts (Oh, God) about yurts… You wanna… blurt about yurts? Is that the name of the show today?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The singles are… (Mmm-hmm) banished to the Butt Hut (Right. Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We blab about Bloomberg or gab about Gabbard? I like that!”

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