Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Ahh, the worm as turned”

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Andrew: “Butt juice”

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Andrew: “Good for them. The human body is disgusting”

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Andrew: “Here me out”

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Andrew: “Huge… beautiful… sausages”

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Andrew: “I have gone from a man who showers too much to a man who showers too little”

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Andrew: “I legit had a dream about some of the tastiest looking sausages… I have ever seen”

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Andrew: “I would probably go into the kitchen… and maybe gobble on one of those things”

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Andrew: “I’m a… bar of soap man”

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Andrew: “It didn’t even occur to me how… this comes off as a… phallic joke”

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Andrew: “It is kind of related to something I was… thinking about talking… to you about on the show today, against my better judgment”

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Andrew: “It was disturbing!”

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Andrew: “It… is… way more disturbing than you would think”

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Andrew: “Like, why can’t I be smooth in my dreams? That’d be nice”

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Andrew: “Or, both! And, I have a feeling it’s gonna be both”

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Andrew: Singing the sax sting from the Night Court theme

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The human body is disgusting”

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Andrew: “The interesting thing about that statement is it makes no frigging sense, at all”

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Andrew: “This is where I belong, in the sausage area”

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Andrew: “We’ll see if I ever get to talk about… showering too little; and, whether or not you wanna hear about that”

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Andrew: “What a great dream!”

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Andrew: “What’s coming to play for me is: this is a dinner party where people have to bring towels so their butt juice doesn’t end up on the chairs!”

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Andrew: “Whatever that was, was… strictly for you”

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Andrew: “You see, I used to shower too much… Now, it’s not enough”

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Andrew: “You’re obsessed with being naked!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m Nina Totenberg-ing… the Dan La Batard (Yeah) show!”

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Andrew and Luke: “These sausages, Luke… Like, not to be extra (Oh, man) here… they looked really good in the dream”

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Luke: “Andrew… God bless, though. Thank you for being ride-or-die… over this”

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Luke: “Forked!”

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Luke: “I could also see… a seventy year old version of myself… where I’m kicking it at The Butt Hut”

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Luke: “I thought I was dirty ’til I met a man who had no shower”

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Luke: “It was the one thing, Andrew… that was checkmarked”

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Luke: “It’s naked o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Like, what’s, what’s north of a never-nude?”

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Luke: “Please wrap-up with the sausage”

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Luke: “Shut your mouth, Waze!”

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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt, somebody loved me”

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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt”

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Luke: “So, I’m going to steal my own thunder from Live Wire”

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Luke: “So… you’re never far from my… my heart… there, little buddy”

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Luke: “Table for one at The Butt Hut, please!”

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Luke: “The Butt Hut”

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Luke: “What just happened?”

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Luke: “Where I’m thinking f… I… I almost swore there”

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Luke: “Where… the flip… is the No-Chicken Noodle?”

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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme and Luke playing his Otamatone

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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme, Luke playing his Otamatone and saying “What just happened?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uhhh… How are you doing over there, Frankenstein? Uhhh…. I hate it when the listeners are right. Me too!”

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Andrew: Cute laugh

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Andrew: “Every time we… get… kind of owned by iTunes”

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Andrew: “Exactly! Exactly!”

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Andrew: “I love it when we review TV shows just slightly out of date”

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Andrew: “I was blasting my chicken quadrants”

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Andrew: “Okay, you can have TBTL back now. Sorry”

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Andrew: “Sandy and Stony”

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Andrew: Saying “Where is everybody? The windows are clean!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Smack me in the face while you do it”

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Andrew: “Sure you were!”

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Andrew: “Thanks again, iTunes!”

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Andrew: “This is embarrassing; because, there are people listening who know better than I do!”

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Andrew: “We’re finally talking about this shared pain”

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Andrew: “You will, obviously, soup out of this phase at some point”

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Andrew and Luke: “Come on, Andy! Geez, Louise! (Are you kidding!?) Got nothing else going on!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoo!! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “A magician is a whore who does tricks for money”

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Luke: “Because, I may be snow-bound for a while”

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Luke: “Crazy like a ‘Gieg”

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Luke: “Hogan!!”

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Luke: “I built… these soups… link… by link… Non-chicken noodle by non-chicken noodle”

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Luke: “I love that shit”

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Luke: “I mean, it would have ultimately gotten around to something, borderline, you know… rape-y”

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Luke: “I’m gonna just do this anyway”

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Luke: “It’s a living!”

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Luke: “Rector? I hardly fixed her”

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Luke: “Self-souping?”

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Luke: Singing “Cruisin’… on a Tuesday afternoon”

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Luke: Singing “I’m… I’m shining up the table top; and, I got a shine for you. And, you’re trapped here”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve cleaned up the house so you can’t leave it”

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Luke: Singing the NPR Election coverage jingle

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Luke: “That is just how manly and tough I am”

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Luke: “The Burbank Sawdust Sucker… Patent pending”

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Luke: “Uh, yeah; because of you… numbskull”

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Luke: “Whatever kind of, like, being on the ball…ness… I possessed yesterday went… right out the window this morning”

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Luke: “Yang Gang strong!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Forget about it, Walsh. This is Vacuum Town (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, hold. Just wait, just a damn minute! (Alright. I’m okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What a little media strumpet. Yeah!”

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Andrew: “A lot of flash-forwards and flashbacks, and flash-forwards and flashbacks”

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Andrew: “And, this is the bad thing about me”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit, It’s just a dance-off”

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Andrew: “But, I thought of you in that moment”

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Andrew: “Hashtagging baby nut!”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything that you just said”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is… relatable”

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Andrew: “I have terrible taste in cars”

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Andrew: “I’m certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed”

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Andrew: “I’m just so sick of the celebrities. I’m a broken record here. People are sick of me being sick of the celebrities”

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Andrew: “It really reminded me that I’m really… up my butt on this stuff, right?”

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Andrew: “Like, I am… shocked!”

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Andrew: “Like, if you like Mountain Dew, at all; and, I do like Mountain Dew, at all”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “My take… is hot”

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Andrew: “Not to get… real technogeeky on you”

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Andrew: “So, if you, if you’ve already been ordering your thoughts, let’s… do that. Let’s follow your brain”

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Andrew: “The festival provided a wide range of music from folk to folk pop, to neo-folk”

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Andrew: “What the hell is wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “You made the joke… dummy!”

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Luke: “And, again, I’ll stop torturing listeners after this”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’ve been… shotgunning the coffee this morning”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a Lego!”

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Luke: “How about some entertainment, honey?”

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Luke: “I’m… toggling between systems, Andrew… I’m glad this is entertaining for you”

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Luke: “McMillan Men… is back… baby!”

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Luke: “Oh, no, you didn’t just do that!”

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Luke: “Ooh! It’s good and boxy”

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Luke: Singing “Ex’s and oh-oh-oh’s. Nobody wants this”

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Luke: “Thank you… for putting your evil inside me, Andrew”

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Luke: “Too tight, too loose, too foofy”

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Luke: “What is? What? Since when did!? Did… Wha!? Martin Scorsese!”

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Luke: “What the actual?”

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Luke: “Who… slid into Luke’s DMs over the weekend? (This is special… This is special!)”

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Andrew: “Always bet on oyster”

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Andrew: “Not hungry… idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no, it’s Friday!!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, here’s what I wanna tell ya; and, this is gonna be a total disaster”

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Andrew: “Spare the Dob, spoil the child!”

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Andrew: “You miss every oatmeal cookie shot you don’t take”

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Andrew and Luke: “You miss every oatmeal cookie shot you don’t take”

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Luke: “A quart… versus… an ounce, versus a… what-have-you”

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Luke: “Am I feeling a feeling that I wanna… cover with sodium right now; like, what is it?”

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Luke: “Come at once… We’ve struck a berg… It’s SOS, old man!”

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Luke: “I guess week [sic] has been a very… naughty week on this show”

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Luke: “Is not a pizza”

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Luke: Making some funny sounds

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Luke: Singing a little bit of doo-wop

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Luke: “Somebody better get these motherfucking snacks off of this motherfucking ham”

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Luke: “The taxman!”

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Luke: “This is amazing! Keep ’em coming”

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Luke: “Two guys, one desk bell”

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Luke: “What’s good!?”

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Luke: “You are bad at this whole thing, lady!”

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Luke: “Your body’s gonna go cray”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I’ve noticed that if I’m trying to eat healthy and stay on my veggie grind, Thai food is the… that’s the jam. Oh, God. Well, you did it… Soon as we’re done here, I going to get Thai food”

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Luke and Andrew: “Enough about the girls you dated in high school! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do a little… Music for Your Weekend. Oh, no, it’s Friday!! I’ll do mine first”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing along to a doo-wop song

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop the show! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Anywhere fun goes, Fungo goes”

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Andrew: Dictating a text message to Luke

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Andrew: Dictating a text message to Luke #2

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Andrew: “Genevieve was not proud of me that day!”

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Andrew: “How do you like your sax? I usually like mine… kinda yakity”

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Andrew: “I blissed out on this press release”

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Andrew: “I hate getting outta bed!”

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Andrew: “I’m ready!”

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Andrew: “Is everybody on Burbank time in LA, ironically?”

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Andrew: “My priorities are so screwed up in the morning”

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Andrew: “Open parentheses… [sic] I’m ready! Close parentheses [sic]“

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Andrew: “Siri, leave the studio, please”

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Andrew: “That’s where Genevieve is like, ‘You have a weird problem'”

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Andrew: “Well, then, maybe, you’ll suck me into it as well”

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Andrew: “Wet, naked and I just spin around. I just spin, spin, spin ’til I dry”

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Andrew: “You tried to see me naked. Just admit it… Just admit it! That’s what… was going on”

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Andrew and Luke: Fungo and Slider, Traveling Wilburys and Willie Nelson being four Jeff Lynnes old

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s not an embarrassment and it’s not selfish to wish yourself… a… happy Blursday. It’s called ‘Self-Blurs’… Wait a minute. Was that what you were doing before I got here!? A lot… of things are falling into place now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at you holding off the mic. This is what it looks like when Luke wants something in the clear… He backed away from the mic… and literally bit the heel of his hand… so that he would not interrupt that great drop. This is what it sounds like when drops cry”

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Andrew and Luke: “Phelps, Phelps and more Phelps! (That’s right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I also just find you emotionally exhausting. I’m not gonna respond to all of your texts. Well, that’s, that’s fair”

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Luke: “Don’t… eff with the referees!”

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Luke: “Get weird!”

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Luke: “I definitely know how you’re being introduced on the show, going forward… He’s ferociously funny, he’s the sultan of silly… He’s the longest running co-bro of the show”

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Luke: “I would text you if you existed”

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Luke: “Is the Burbank brand… so strongly… established?”

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Luke: “Meow meow”

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Luke: Saying “Why is everybody so mean here?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “The New Hampshires You-Can’t-Get-There-From-Heres”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when drops cry”

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Luke: Using Siri to dictate a text message to Andrew

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Luke: Using Siri to dictate a text message to Andrew #2

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Luke: “What a fun, saxy time for you”

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Luke: “You just do what you have to do, when you have to do it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I forgot how much sax there was (There’s a lot of sax in here!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Was that when you learned you’re a furry, you’re a furry? (I think that’s when the rumor started!)”

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