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Clips From TBTL #3080

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Andrew: “But, I also have no problem with a white lie”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I just realized that I… I ran out of pithy things to say at beginning of the show. I think this is it”

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Andrew: “I had a dream”

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Andrew: “I like to… kinda keep things a little mysterious on the show”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m just gonna slip… just comfortably right into my ‘OK Boomer’ pants here”

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Andrew: “I think I’m embellishing that”

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Andrew: “I’m a power clean”

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Andrew: “It’s not the sexy, fun part”

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Andrew: “It’s not the sexy, fun part. I just wanna be… to the part where… I can just do it and it’s kind of… entertaining”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Has it turned on you?”

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Andrew: “Port… Dog’s Town”

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Andrew: “That is infuriating… That is… absolutely infuriating”

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Andrew: “That is some… bullshit!”

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Andrew: “That’s what it is! It’s vanilla! That’s not the smell of Jack Frost!”

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Andrew: “This is so damn defensive”

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Andrew: “We should be dropping some of those… little… podcast nuggets on ya… Eww”

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Andrew and Luke: “Also, segments from Luke’s radio shows. (Mmm-hmm) But, why would I do that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that you or me? (Is that supposed to be happening?) I don’t think it’s me, is it? Oh, shoot! Wait, what the heck was that? That was me this time! Wait… what is happening? Am I calling you accidentally?”

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Luke: “Bitches be crazy”

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Luke: “Guffawing-ham”

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Luke: “I’m putting on pants”

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Luke: “I’ve been there”

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Luke: “Is that good?”

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Luke: Luke acting like he’s leaving a voicemail message for Andrew

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Luke: “Man… look at the memory on this guy. Look at the big brain on Burbs”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I just have a million… boring stories in me today”

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Luke: Saying “Look at this guy over here, Boutros Boutros-Ghali” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: Saying “The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a… is a good guy with a blog” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: Saying “What was it like when you were funny?” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: Saying “You don’t do a lotta show prep, do you?” as Jiminy Glick

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Luke: “That’s never a space I wanna play in… cuz, I rarely deliver… when I’m playing in that space”

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Luke: “They’ve come for Sonos. When they came for iTunes, I said nothing. That’s not true; I said a lot. But, anyway… Now, they’ve come for my Sonos”

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Luke: “Trying to… interrupt… the… wafting of Rudy’s butt problems”

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Luke: “Your system requires attention”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like that character in Frogger; just, jumping from one… one story… from the last twenty-four hours to another, as each one sinks into the river… that is life… How you feeling? I’m feeling good… I’m feeling great”

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Luke and Andrew: “When someone pops a hammy (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, babe… Any… Oh, Christ. Never mind”

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Clips From TBTL #3079

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Andrew: “Aw, damn, Luke”

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Andrew: “Because, as eleven became noon… As noon became one… and, as one became two”

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Andrew: “I am… furious”

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Andrew: “I literally opened up my mouth and… that’s what came out”

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Andrew: “I’m being serious here”

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Andrew: “I’m not really worried about it. I mean, have you met me? I’m a very chill guy”

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Andrew: “It’s prime Andy time!”

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Andrew: “Look up, my friends… Look up to the skies. It’s clear! I’m fine”

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Andrew: “Oh, man… The roads must be… nasty, nasty, nasty out there”

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Andrew: “Put more weight on it!”

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Andrew: “So, are we not gonna do that Hump… movie… anymore… for HUMP! fest?”

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Andrew: “That will depress me”

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Andrew: “This is the life somebody who doesn’t have a lot of ambitions and doesn’t have a lot of places to–he needs to be”

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Andrew: “You’re a little bit like this too; although, you’ll deny it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are… you… (Wow) shitting me”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kinda being a bad… boyfriend; if you can imagine it. Usually, it’s my responsibility (Mmm, sexy)”

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Luke: “Cool, cool, cool”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: Drawn out “This so… takes me back!”

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Luke: “God. All of this sounds sexual”

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Luke: “Hoo-wah!!”

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Luke: “I had the confidence of a much younger woman”

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Luke: “I liked… Ike’s!”

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Luke: “I… as an American and frequent pooper”

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Luke: “I’m lyin’ here!”

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Luke: Saying “Mankato, the big city!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “They’re all just called ‘Andrew-underscore-underscore’… because, of… a certain… listener to the show that pulls drops from you… that’s the formatting that that person uses… when they send them to me”

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Luke: “This is, you know, right up… Burbs’s [sic] alley”

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Luke: “Well… I’d take her to the shelter and have her put down… but… you know what? We had a good run, me and the Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “What happened to Ike’s?”

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Luke: “What happened to Ike’s?” #2

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Luke: “You don’t wanna hear my white, hot takes on ‘The Irishmen’? And, by the way, most of my takes are white, hot”

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Luke: “Ze Andrew drops… Z’Andrew drops”

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Luke and Andrew: “See what happens when you feed a Professor in the kitchen? See?”

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Clips From TBTL #3078

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Andrew: “Bagels are just more of a way of life”

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Andrew: “Boy… people are gonna be stealing our identities all over the place”

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Andrew: “But, I Burbank’d it”

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Andrew: “Butter sponge”

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Andrew: “Cut off the tip… Take the bite”

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Andrew: “Don’t leave home without it”

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Andrew: “I do feel like the show’s gotten worse since my life has gotten better”

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Andrew: “It was so hard not to have really dark thoughts”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! He put ketchup on the hot dog! Or, he toast his bagels. You don’t do that! This is New York! Like, screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”

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Andrew: “Otherwise, my ears will freeze off”

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Andrew: Saying “This is not interesting” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”

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Andrew: “Take me drunk; I’m Buffalo Bill”

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Andrew: “The ocean scared me”

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Andrew: “There is something very, very biting about a Cleveland winter”

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Andrew: “This show’s getting weird”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh. He’s got the Bemidji fifteen?”

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Andrew: “You got to release desire”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I, I have a choice: I can get my midrift… [sic] (Yeah) frost-bitten… (Yeah) or, I can look like a schlub. The people… wanna see it”

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Andrew and Luke: “People consider me the Cookie Roberts of… public radio (RIP)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is not appropriate for our show; but, since it did just get me… And, this is a little dirty, okay? Ooh! So, people… (Explicit) get the, get the kids out of the room”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who’s my little butter sponge? (Aww!)”

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Luke: “Beagle, bagel, boggles and boogles”

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Luke: “Hunh. Applebee’s Pizza… Shit!!”

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Luke: “I have no… good… startup ideas!”

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Luke: “I said, ‘make the podcast stinky'”

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Luke: “I’m on the–the bad half of this life”

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Luke: “Luke… Durbank”

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Luke: “My Bs are pretty sad”

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Luke: “New York City? Get a bagel”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do a good one?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “The listeners are just a… just a… brownish area with points to you”

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Luke: “Toasted bagel? Roasted mayor”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s called ‘Skin Laundry’? Oh, no! Buffalo Bill, (Right?) go home! (Hundred percent! Where are we gonna put this lotion?)”

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Clips From TBTL #3077

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Andrew: “Anyway… Interesting story, Walsh”

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Andrew: “He… he was a mood”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, where are you right now? Be with me”

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Andrew: “Honestly, the commercial… may–might be great, and I’m just dumb”

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Andrew: “I believe I’m above this”

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Andrew: “I can see it in your eyes, Stu. But, just lemme, lemme believe what I’m gonna believe”

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Andrew: “I need my playlist back”

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Andrew: “I’m just a lazy bones”

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Andrew: “Lemme believe what I’m gonna believe”

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Andrew: “Probably ain’t gonna happen, kiddos”

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Andrew: Saying “Even cooler!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Happy rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your Blursday!”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m just dumb”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna take this show to this place; and, I don’t know why (Let’s do it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all about timing on the button. I saw that… That’s a, that’s a good spoof. Bye, Piper… You bring your kid to the sausage factory, Stu-bot… She’s gonna learn about Tik Tok”

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Andrew and Luke: “Learn the lingo, my guy (Yep)”

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Luke: “He needs some Andy time”

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Luke: “I don’t have an answer for this, by the way. I’m just… injecting this thought into the minds of the listeners”

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Luke: “I’ll be living la vida loca back there anyway”

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Luke: “Is that on Tok Tik?”

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Luke: “Piper, earmuffs”

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Luke: Playing the fart sound along with the “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday” song

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Luke: Playing the fart sound along with the “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday” song #2

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Luke: Saying “Who are the engineers in charge of this broadcast?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Rip-dip-da-lip-dip-dip-dip, it’s an e-mail”

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Luke: “What a piece of shit… music this is”

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Luke: “Yarrr!”

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Luke: “Yes. I’m a very… I’m, I’m very much about futzing with my flights”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m trying to not say ‘bunghole’ so much on this show… (Thank you)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scourge? Scour–scourge-scourge! Squeak-squeak!”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “Let the eagle soar”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “I’m so sorry it’s so damn cold. Oh my goodness”

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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “It’s by, it’s by the sad Arby’s… Yeah… Wait, there’s a not sad Arby’s?”

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Clips From TBTL #3076

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Andrew: “Chunk-chunk!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t do karaoke. I don’t sing”

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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about this! I’m an idiot! Tell me everything!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna stare into my butt for four minutes”

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Andrew: “I’m sniffing my own farts; as, you would say, Luke”

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Andrew: “No matter what I’ve done, I am… way too hot and sweaty”

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Andrew: “Oh… Amen”

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Andrew: “Talk to my bald spot”

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Andrew: “That was the bane of my existence”

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Andrew: “That… is… really special to me”

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Andrew: “There’s always swearing involved”

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Andrew: “We’re not just blowing smoke at ya”

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Andrew: “Why do I have to… pee on Jane Fonda? That doesn’t seem nice”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “I just don’t look at death that way… (Yeah) I look at it as a sweet release. No”

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Andrew and Kristina Lopez: “When this elevator hits the floor, I’m a different person. Yeah!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I don’t need to do thirty-six questions. I already know I love you. That was a great story… I’m very–that was very endearing”

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Luke: “BDSM bear”

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Luke: “Get your name outta my mouth!”

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Luke: “I hate this question”

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Luke: “I wanna be on TV!!!”

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Luke: “Oh dear God… Please don’t let anybody see me at the gym”

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Luke: Singing “We could start singing… on this show… Everyone’s ignoring that. It’s probably better”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the Old Burbs the matchmaker in all this? Nowhere. That’s where (Hmm)”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2020-01-14

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Andrew: “And, I… will be watching that shit”

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Andrew: “But, my… God, did I enjoy the Ravens losing in that… playoffs game”

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Andrew: “I hated Harbaugh so much, I couldn’t, I couldn’t stand his face”

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Luke: “Green Bay fans… I love you… Just admit that wasn’t a touchdown; and, then, we can be friends again”

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Luke: “I’ll probably be wrong. I’m wrong about most things”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, Andrew! How are you? Hi… You know… still alive”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it. I love how hot this talk is. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then… please remember: No… Touchdown to wrong. Ha!!! And, no… Yeah, that’s it. Well, we did it! Alright. Ayyy! Everybody’s a winner”

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