Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I wish… everyone… after they graduate… much… love and hap…piness”

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Andrew: “Because, we did hinge a lot of plans on this shit”

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Andrew: “Chris Hayes 537”

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Andrew: “Did you find out who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog!?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke!”

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Andrew: “He decided he was going to win the penis game”

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Andrew: “Here, let me clear the air on something here”

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Andrew: “I have a web-sty on my left eye”

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Andrew: “I think dogs should be cuddled… and not shown”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man… is what I think everybody is saying right now… But, this small, petty, insecure, snot of a man. I know that you’re not saying anything so that can be pulled; but, whatever… so that, those words can be used against me in the future”

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Andrew: “Penis”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s my Blursday!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes and “And a womb with a view”

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Andrew: “This small, petty, insecure, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “While we’re talking about… phalluses here… they used to play something called ‘the penis game'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you call somebody, like, fifty-six, (No) like an elderly person? I don’t. Not to their face (I don’t…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have built walls around me; because, I’ve been duped so many times (Yeah) on this show. Which, is why I don’t believe anything”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Lemme, lemme do some… some poking around. (Sleuthing?) Yeah, let me do some sleuthing. I wish I said ‘sleuthing’ and not ‘poking around’ during a penis story”

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Luke: “Boom-boom”

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Luke: “Chris Hayes’s office”

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Luke: “Fall is… fall is falling, all around”

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Luke: “Hawthorne 537”

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Luke: “It’s like: two not great tastes that taste not great together”

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Luke: “NBD”

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Luke: Singing “And, we don’t care about the yarn folk… Talking about their crochet… And, we don’t care about the…”

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Luke: Singing “Hey, sole Ten”

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Luke: “Their wish is my command”

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Luke: “Wait… What!? Hunh”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I love Ginger Snap! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What I realize in watching this is that I think I really like marching band music… This is what convinced you [that] you like marching band music?”

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Andrew: “A lot of garbage talk. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a scientist”

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Andrew: “I did an art! I did an art”

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Andrew: “I will say, I wasn’t ready for how shitty I sounded in that drop… like… I know I said the words. I was ready for those words to come back at me”

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Andrew: “It was out on time!”

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Andrew: “It’s a real polite bag!!”

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Andrew: “Now I gotta stop eating rat!? Damnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What’s with the garbage talk!!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “So, what’s the reason for the rapid rise in rabbits…? Ooh. That’s a lot of Rs, Rude”

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Andrew: “Speaking of dogs cocking their heads”

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Andrew: “This is scary! This is too scary to be a pop song”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m nasally, I’m phasily… [ph] I don’t even hear that… Oh, shit! Why do you say nasally and phasily [ph] while I was talking? (Because, I’m learning) We need that in the clear. Because, I’m learning”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s up with your garbage?”

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Luke: “I’ll see your… dog story and raise you a… ‘I don’t like disabled people'”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do an art?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Singing “Take on me”

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Luke: Singing “Take On Me” over a-ha’s “The Sun Always Shines on TV”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “A Long December” and playing the Walshelm Scream, Andrew’s “I am grimy. I am slimy” and “Scatman’s World” drops

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra”

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra” and “Take on me”

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Luke: “Take it off of all caps, bro!”

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Luke: “That is a… that’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of two mockeries of a sham… Give me a brark, dudes!”

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Luke: “The grass is a major… pain to deal with here at Burbank Springs at this time of year; because… unlike my hair, it is thick… it is unruly”

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Luke: “You will stop namin’… sunglasses?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did an artsy photo, Andrew… I did an art! I did an art… Did I… Did I do an art?”

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Andrew: “I am grimy. I am slimy. I need a shower; and, I’m in the middle of a garbage situation”

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Andrew: “I would not describe it as slimy, grimy or needing a shower”

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Andrew: “Is this Roman candle… smothered or covered?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you! No, no, I’m just kidding”

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Andrew: Saying “I will let you know” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turned out, it was my problem”

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Andrew: “Yard waste is on… point these days. Congratulations to the yard waste pick-up team”

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Andrew: “Yet, I can’t remember shit that I learn”

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Andrew: “You know, I didn’t see that. I might have muted you”

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Andrew: “You mean dreams are better than garbage talk?”

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Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is: Yard Waste, Yard Waste”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew violated the first rule of Ethics Club by talking about Ethics Club

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Luke: “Ah, remember that time, we burned down that Waffle House?”

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Luke: “Gul-darnit!”

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Luke: “I can really understand how Lenny Kravitz feels”

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Luke: “I’m grimy… I’m slimy… I need a shower… And, I’ve got a garbage situation”

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Luke: “My dearest Elizabeth. I hope the morning finds you well”

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Luke: “OM…G. WTF, why the face”

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Luke: “Play that ol’ bluegrass music!”

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Luke: Singing “Come-a listen to a story ’bout a man named Jeb… Jed. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed”

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Luke: “So, I just… just… hoisted myself by my own… clip”

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Luke: “Yeah. It’s garbage night, guys”

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Luke and Andrew: “Professor Periwinkle, we have some bad news. You have terminal grumpiness…. (Yeah, that’s right…) You would say that to me!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? People are gonna be begging for garbage talk (Mmm-hmm) when I get done with this”

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Andrew: “I, I shouldn’t have those feelings; but, I do”

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Andrew: “I’ll really be cranking that bad boy up”

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Andrew: “I’m over here smelling my own Yahs”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been proud in my life!”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know where you’re keeping your sausages… honestly”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! The lyrics of ‘Smoke on the Water’ are deep, dude!”

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Andrew: “Prog…costing [ph]“

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Andrew: “This is like the problem with me having a bad brain; and, also, probably just to a degree, being human”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Yes. I knew it had an animal in the title that wasn’t coyote or a lion”

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Andrew: “You’ll hate it cuz it’s not a complete shithole”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew downloaded and played the incorrectly labeled clip of him imitating the Walshelm scream while trying to find the original Walshelm scream and getting mentioned

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Andrew and Luke: “Are we not prog-rock, but prog-podcasting, by any…? We’re Prague-rock”

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Andrew and Luke: “I am the Walshelm. Yeah… You’re the Walshes who helms”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God… No, no, no. (Oh, God!) I don’t wanna… I don’t wanna (Here we go)”

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Luke: “Batman’s World”

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Luke: “Deep Nurple!”

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Luke: “I read the book… had no… I’m gonna use a bad word… fucking idea what was going on”

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Luke: Singing “Smoke on the water”

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Luke: “That was weird, right?”

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Luke: “The taco looks edible to me!”

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Luke: “This thing was… living its best coyote life!”

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Luke: “You are still right; but, I’m not losing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: “I only read the New York Times for the naked pictures (Right)”

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