Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Because, I can’t even be a beta in my own stories!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it made… my… night. I need a dog, real bad, I think”

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Andrew: “I’m not even a jazz-head”

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Andrew: “In jazz, it’s called: being stoned out of your gills on heroin”

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Andrew: “Michael J. Fox it up”

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Andrew: “Mommy-wife loves shrimp!”

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Andrew: “Ooh… explicit”

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Andrew: “Real polite shrimp!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, unless Mommy’s with me, I guess I can’t talk to any of my… female colleagues”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was fucking shreddin'”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It was a banner day for shrimp”

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Andrew: “You think I’m making that a show title; you’re off your rocker”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I felt so relieved (Wow!) for everybody… I was just like… (Involved!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have any pictures of your wife and any pictures of your mom!? (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out for a better show title, “Wishy Walshy”

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Luke: “Should I just not ever try to talk to people?”

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Luke: Singing “Do you remember, the twenty-first night of September”

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Luke: “This is a… old man… yells at DJ… moment”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound very judgy of me”

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Luke: “Was that bad… Luke?”

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Luke: “Wilshy-Walshy”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting a mention for calculating the number of hours of TBTL content and discussing that

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Luke and Andrew: “Rudy’s not a good dog; and, you seem to like her… Yeah, she’s alright”

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???: Funny sound was made during the Top Story Drop

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Andrew: “Cuz, I kinda get into newsletter world”

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Andrew: “Get your shit together, guys”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. I have a… have a hankering for Rolos now”

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Andrew: “I’m too wishy-washy on this show”

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Andrew: “My question for you is: What if God was one of us? Like, for real, like a stranger on the bus”

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Andrew: “This is getting very, very personal”

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Andrew: “Wah, wah”

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Andrew: “What a Blursday to the community!”

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Andrew: “When we were the stinky ones, we didn’t… smell the stinky smell”

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Andrew: “Your Saul’s new name is: Tarsus Tarsus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Screw this! This is gross. This is… (Yeah) de… I almost said ‘dehumanizing’. It’s ‘de-cow-manizing’, obviously. De-bovinizing. Yes, de-bovinizing!”

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Luke: “Ass gasket”

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Luke: “Carbon butt-print”

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Luke: “Eww!”

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Luke: “I consider it the Home Alone-ification of my house”

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Luke: “I mean, I’ll be honest with you. There must have been a point where I am standing in the hallway… with my drawls [ph] down… trying to spray up under my undercarriage”

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Luke: “It… bothers you!”

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Luke: “It’s all content, man”

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Luke: “My long-winded point is”

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Luke: “My T-zone is, is a real disaster right now”

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Luke: Singing “Flavor Flav!”

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Luke: “Sue!! You’ve been stinking up my sweaters again!!”

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Luke: “This is… Burbank Without Doors”

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Luke: “Tom Brady listed as yes-tionable”

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Luke: “Well, that’s just a bunch of bull semen, my friend”

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Luke: “Yeah. We good”

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Luke: “Young people are so much less dead than old people”

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Luke and Andrew: Diaper vibes are the illest and naw ridic

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Luke and Andrew: Luke going to the bathroom is also known as “damaging the castle”

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Andrew: “Daddy President is gonna explain everything”

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Andrew: “He’s bonkers, right?”

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Andrew: “Hey, listen. We enjoyed us some West Wing as well”

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Andrew: “I live in the goddamn future!”

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Andrew: “I really liked it. It was weird”

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Andrew: “I’m being very honest here. I apologize”

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Andrew: Imitating the Walshelm scream [ed: The original Walshelm Scream was from #2964]

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Andrew: “It is… not sexy”

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Andrew: “It’s a little late for a fish sandwich”

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Andrew: “Leo!”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s what the world needs right now”

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Andrew: “No shame in that game”

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Andrew: “No, shit”

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Andrew: Saying “Miata” in the manner of a Walshelm scream

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Andrew: Singing “Important Show, Important Show”

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Andrew: Singing “Love”

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Andrew: “That shit should have stayed on the side of a… a hippie’s van”

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Andrew: “That’s right, my friend… I scream”

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Andrew: “This is why you do not ask us to read you special messages!”

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Andrew: “This looks… terrible! This looks so bad! This looks like an… an insult to your intelligence!”

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Andrew: Trying to beatbox using the phrase “Josh and Leo”

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Andrew: “Yeah. That’s–I do one word impressions”

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Andrew: “Yesterday was a… big puttery day for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, man. Meet you on Semoran? My homies’ on Semoran… (Yeah) My posse on Semoran? (Yeah) I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sham on everybody… involved (Involved)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shut up (Shut up, everybody!) Shut up! (Shut up!!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What a scamp (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Aack!”

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Luke: “Everything is deep-fried to within an inch of its life”

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Luke: “I sound stupid all the time for reasons that I’m not understanding in the moment”

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Luke: “I’m the person who went the deepest. No, you’re not! I went fifteen feet deeper. No, you didn’t!”

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Luke: Singing the lyrics to “Little Lulu” and commenting on the dates lyrics

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Luke: “This is what happens when I try to show off”

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Luke: “This is, this is, this is BF… and then… as of late tonight, like very late tonight, early tomorrow, it will be AF for you… Right now is before fame. Soon will be after fame. Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “What a scamp (Yeah)” and Andrew snorting

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Andrew: “But, I hate waiting”

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Andrew: “But, of course I do”

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Andrew: “He was moustaching it before… any of these Johnny-come-latelies”

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Andrew: “I got something to say!”

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Andrew: “I just take it over”

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Andrew: “I was racking my brain”

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Andrew: “Like, if I have… dinner plans on a Wednesday at 8 PM, that’s like a death sentence for me; like… Oh my God! Are you serious? Like… What am I gonna do? Go to the… gym? I’m, like, come on!”

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Andrew: “No! Why you bugging HR with this?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought it was hilarious, dawg. Who is Rick Moranis?”

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Andrew: “Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, let’s just keep our options open; and, maybe, call an audible”

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Andrew: “Without sounding braggy”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s like, it’s not too in your face, it’s not too… out of your face… It’s just right there… it’s just right there, perfectly positioned to your face”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Good morning. Do the Beast do podcasts?” and Luke snorting

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Luke: “Bruh… this is the hill you wanna die on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “One’s beard can be a face-hider. Indeed”

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