Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alexa… delete that from the podcast”

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Andrew: “Bryant Park-y time”

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Andrew: “Coco-ri-co!”

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Andrew: “Coco-ri-co?”

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Andrew: “Easy… Don’t, don’t… don’t let me get my barp up on you”

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Andrew: “I am free of sin!”

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Andrew: “I was burping and farting”

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Andrew: “I was spitting on all of the food, at the beginning”

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Andrew: “I’m not a racist!!”

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Andrew: “I’m… not trying to be a weirdo”

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Andrew: “Is this an open barp country?”

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Andrew: “It looks like I have breasts and I’m wearing a bikini”

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Andrew: “It was… unreal!”

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Andrew: “It’s got a little… barp on the bottom of it”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What happened to your stereo? I don’t know, man. Somebody smashed the window and barped it. I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Openly barping”

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Andrew: Singing “Because, I’m cool”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I don’t know why I’m so goofy on a Monday”

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Andrew: “This hot dog shall not pass”

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Andrew: “We got a barp-off! We got a barp-off”

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Andrew: “Weird place to take this”

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Andrew: “Whatever, whatever, whatever”

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Andrew: “When that word comes through… my brain transom”

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Andrew: “You’re too sensitive”

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Andrew and Luke: “All I know is I was trying to say… I was burping and farting… and, it came out as barping (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I be honest? They don’t (Yes) treat me with the respect that I feel like I deserve, and have earned… Frankly, I could use a little bit more… I feel like that I should drink for free, for life”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you regret now not letting me wear a… apron that says ‘Kiss the Chef’… or, are you actually… (I believe it’s ‘Kiss the Cook’) Not mine”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here comes Andrew. (Yeah) He’s the liar!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t funny. This is not something… (It is to you)”

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Luke: “Alexa… play Scatman’s World!”

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Luke: “Barp”

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Luke: “Barp-ecue”

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Luke: “Barp!”

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Luke: “Barping”

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Luke: “Has anyone in this family seen a chicken?”

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Luke: “I feel alive for the first time in a long time”

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Luke: Making three funny noises

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So, hopefully… everybody’s not… barping”

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Luke: “Stand your barp?”

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Luke: “We lived in LA at the time, it’s not im… Impossible… it’s not Beyond… that he would… it’s not Dasani… that he would’ve… Swifed over to somebody who knew James Cameron”

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Luke: “You ziggled when I thought you were gonna zag it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is Korn, right? This… it’s Slipkorn”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re swife’s new name is Taargüs” and “That’s my swife” spoofs

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Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m at this stage of my life… I feel like such a dork”

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Andrew: “I got some… nasty-ass cables there that I’ll probably never use; but, just cuz I love the idea that they existed”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s not literal”

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Andrew: “I have a quick question for you and… it’s gonna really betray my ignorance; but, what the hell are you gonna do at this point?”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I feel like I can still smell bullshit… when it arises in pop culture still”

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Andrew: “Like, what good comes of this?”

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Andrew: “Little horn dogs”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t have sweat pants”

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Andrew: Saying “Oops. Sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Slob girl summer over here”

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Andrew: “Sometimes it just doesn’t perform. And, you have to jiggle it around to make it work”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m saying. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Who posters the Post Malones?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, I open up my mouth and talk for ten hours a week”

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Luke: “Although, everything… seems to come back to Def Leppard today… But, it’s just… simple fact: Love Bites. I’m sorry; but…”

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Luke: “And then, you have Amazon… just, kind of, like… you know… farting out copies of the book; and, being, like, ‘Oh, our B'”

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Luke: “Capman’s World”

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Luke: “He’s the Walsh of Wuhl Street”

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Luke: “I am forty-three and I know it”

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Luke: “I am Luke Burbank, first of my name. Non-recognizer of non-disclosure agreements”

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Luke: “I didn’t land on this text chain; this text chain landed on me”

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Luke: “I sensed a disturbance in the force”

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Luke: “I’ve been doing this a lot lately and I’ve been wrong most of the time; but”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mom and pop toilet paper shop”

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Luke: “Old man tries to read what’s written on cloud”

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Luke: “The Walsh of Wuhl Street has done it again”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it… I get it. I mean, you look like shit but you feel good; and, that’s the point”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Just keep digging, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Aw, dang it, Walsh. You’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “By the way, I want to make one thing clear here… Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “Cock-a-doodle-doo”

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Andrew: “Everybody fucking loves him”

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Andrew: “Fuck it”

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Andrew: “Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “I’m acting like we’re a couple of ‘Shut up, little man!’-style roommates”

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Andrew: “It would be nice if we had a cat that we could take to the vet. Theo does… kind of destroys vets”

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Andrew: “Meow-meow!”

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Andrew: “My brain has arranged everything that I need”

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Andrew: “Never mind. I just… screwed myself up. I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Got a lot to do!”

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Andrew: “Please… save me”

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Andrew: “The Wuhliest Wuhlster you can imagine!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! This is gonna be the most Andrew thing ever; so, just, like, feel free to interrupt if you want to take this in a different direction”

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Andrew and Luke: “Golf is like the original ASMR for middle-aged men, right? (Yes!)”

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Luke: “DJ Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “Draw something resembling anything!!”

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Luke: “Football’s back! The… crack of the ball, the taste of the helmet”

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Luke: “He’s been, he’s… huffing his own farts a little bit”

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Luke: “He’s just your typical cheese dick”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you were a Renn-head”

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Luke: “Look at this… cutie… cutie, wittle catty”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I knew this would happen!”

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Luke: Singing an audio button

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Luke: “The Wuhl of Wuhl Stree…?”

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Luke: Whispering “Everybody knows where you live!”

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Luke: “You put that Burbs to sleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Munch…hausen! (I could not believe you just told that joke) I’m sorry. What’s that? Did the line go dead?”

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Andrew: “All snakes look alike”

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Andrew: “Come on, people!”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “Every… every… extra base. Every home plate. Every cheese plate”

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Andrew: “I agree with you, by the way, wholeheartedly”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to say this guy’s name”

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Andrew: “I walked into some sort of a fart chamber back there!”

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Andrew: “Meet me!”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Odell Hotel Holiday Inn”

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Andrew: Singing “Odell the Show”

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Andrew: “Stay off… the weed!!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! That is… not something that I want to be watching”

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Andrew: “You are the Windermere beneath my wings”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the wind that was broken while you guys were wrestling around eating cheese at your friend’s house… God bless this broken wind that brought me home to you (Oh my God)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought you were the wind beneath my wings! What the heck!? What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not doing any ‘Bend It Like Beckham’ shit. That’s just… (Okay) I’m better than that”

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Andrew and Luke: “You described that and… I could smell the room. That sounds like such a stinky room… You guys are wrestling around, eating cheese slices… and God… watching adult movies and doing… God knows what else (I wish)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta… you know, (Right) break a few bananas to make an omlette”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re the wind above my s–you’re the wind above my snake… Above my scales”

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Luke: “And, so, it begins again”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”

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Luke: “Oh, the wind beneath my keys”

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Luke: Singing “Must have been boring in there in my shadow. Looking up who was James Bond”

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Luke: Singing a short portion of a song

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Luke: “The Renn is Too Damn High Party”

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Luke: “Was I hoping to see boobs at eight? What’s wrong with me?”

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Luke: “We have the same interest… in mind; which is, you not living in this house”

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Luke: “What is this old man on about?”

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Luke: “Where were you when the windshield cracked?”

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Luke: “You are the wind… beneath… on top of… you are the wind moving quickly over the top of our wing… creating lift… That’s what you’re doing as Donor of the Day”

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Luke: “You’re a pretty big loser… but, you’ve really helped me in my life. You’ve been the wind beneath my wings”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke riffing on “O Bechkam where art thou”

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Luke and Andrew: “Renner unto Jeremy that which is Jeremy’s (Oh, wow! I like that)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “You are the wind moving more rapidly over the curve of the top of my wing. Which gives me lift”

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