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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2980

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Andrew: “Because, as I raised my arms up… I was scared it was doing some pretty nasty things down below”

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Andrew: Drawn out “But, man… it is long”

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Andrew: “Fine”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Andrew Walsh… We don’t have new Scions; but, we have some great ones from 2006”

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Andrew: “I love that so much!”

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Andrew: “I plan on wearing clothes… to the picnic. I’m, I’ll be fully-clothed”

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Andrew: “I think it was actually somebody took a photo of you and me, and our breast… our breasts. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Jeremy Renner doesn’t have a name”

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Andrew: “My backup plan is to run away and pretend I forgot the date”

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Andrew: “No, I know him as the bow and arrow guy from The Avengers movies”

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Andrew: “Now, let me give you a clue here… we all live in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “Pop-Pop wants a treat”

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Andrew: “Really, dude? Like… really?”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “It was a good board!”

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Andrew: “This is me now; I’m gonna attack you!”

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Andrew: “You’re such a derrick”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, we’re… bringing all the food; unless, if you’re a vegetarian; bring your own damn hot dogs (No)”

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Luke: “Agapdepode”

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Luke: “Don’t be mean, Burbank”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise!”

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Luke: “Happy Rennsday”

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Luke: “I don’t know if my milk is coming in. Maybe being in the dairy… tent–my man boobs are… fierce!”

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Luke: “I spent… the last couple of hours… down a… I don’t know what we’re call it… a… a Renner-hole? Ew, sorry… I won’t say that again”

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Luke: “Octopodegode”

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Luke: “Oh, boy”

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Luke: Saying “Candid photo time!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Bullfrogs and butterflies, both been born again!”

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Luke: Singing “The champions!”

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Luke: “That’s actual… Jeremy Renner… scat-related content… and, by that, I mean scat singing, guys… scat singing”

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Luke: “This is a terrible thing to admit on this very show”

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Luke: “What… the… eff!!”

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Luke: “Why does everything have to get ruined?”

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Luke and Andrew: Exiting a Renn-hole and going into a Reb-hole

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I, I spent about two hours marinating in Renner… (Oh, Okay) in Renner-dom today”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Patience (Herbert the Snail)”

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Luke and Andrew: “See, when I say it out loud like that, it sounds a little dirty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Put the lotion… in the basket… (In the basket) or, it gets the hose again”

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Clips From TBTL #2979

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Andrew: “As you know, I’m a dedicated aisle sitter”

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Andrew: “Aw, psshaw [ph]“

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Andrew: “Could passenger Andrew Walsh come to the front of the plane. We have a seat change situation. Andrew Walsh, come to the front of the plane”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve thinks… I… am… nuts. We are close to breaking up”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to fucking be here today!”

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Andrew: “I just like big, metal birds”

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Andrew: “I wonder if it’s because… I wonder… I wonder if it’s because”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m, like, Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Andrew: “No way!”

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Andrew: “Quantas over quantity”

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Andrew: Saying “I wonder… I wonder if it’s because” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me what those fingerprints are”

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Andrew: “Walshman’s World”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “You know that I would–Aw, damn! You know that I would do that. I love that dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The emerald that never sleeps! Yep! That’s it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait a second, you’re owned by a trust… Where have you been? We are you going? What’s your cargo hold? I need to investigate this. (Yes) Like, I’m, like Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Luke: “Is this flight real?”

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Luke: “It will happen!”

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Luke: Saying “I am downloading this” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Since we burn the candle at both ends for you, the tens of listeners, we might as well do… a show”

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Luke: Singing “Sky creep, woo”

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Luke: Singing a ditty about a donor of the day’s name

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider that part of the plane Walshman’s World. That’s right! Walshman’s World. In the clear”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hacked into the… mainframe and toasted the quarterback (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “DJ Scatman’s World” and both making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Shorty. Shorty”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’ve already talked about Game of Thrones today; and… (Mmm-hmm) believe me, poop is not far behind”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you so much for supporting TBTL. We would not be here in Labor Day doing the show without–I’m not bitter… Just sayin’. This is your fault!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We usually don’t do the show in shorts. Well, you don’t know what I usually do the show in (Fair point) when you’re not here. And, I’d like to keep it way. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who moved my seat cheese? (Exactly! Ew!) Eww, gross! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is, ‘Aisle! Aisle!’ (Yeah!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2978

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Andrew: “And, I feel like it’s taunting me”

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Andrew: “Do you guys want… just a little bit of insight into my life and what it’s like to work with Luke Burbank? This is a true story”

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Andrew: “I always forget what a ham he is”

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Andrew: “I am dying to see the expense report”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Well, can I ask a last, quick question to the natives here; because, this is my first time at the fair… I’m about to be set wild here”

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Andrew: “You’re a great hand-holder… I assume”

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Andrew and Brandi Brown: “Can I ask you a controversial question? Yes. How do you feel about Garfield?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold your applau–Oh, I see you are holding your applause. Okay, good. We’re all on the same page, then. Ha!”

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Brandi Brown: “I don’t know. I don’t want to tell journalists how to do their job; but, it’s often wrong”

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Brandi Brown: Imitating an electric guitar sound

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Luke: “Stuuuu!”

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Luke: “Suck this!!”

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Luke: “This is… TBTL episode number two-thousand, nine-hundred, and sixty-eight, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “You’re a site-specific extrovert”

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Luke and Andrew: “How old were you when you first held hands with a girl, Andrew? I’ll let you know when it happens, Luke”

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Steve Neuman: “You can take that attitude back to Puyallup with you, mister!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2977

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Andrew: “And… it is… a… thing!”

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Andrew: “Bur…boy?”

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Andrew: “But, I’m probably wrong”

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Andrew: “Do you have to sign up for Bonvoy to do that?”

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Andrew: “I know I just sound like a real cheapskate here”

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Andrew: “I’ll feed you in a second!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a monster! How are you using this?”

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Andrew: “If you wanted to talk about elder abuse, you should’ve called in yesterday when we were talking about milfoil!”

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Andrew: “Instances of awkwardness”

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Andrew: “Is December a big nookie month?”

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Andrew: Making a rapid fire sound

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Andrew: Saying “But, I will say, that I was very disappointed to find out when I checked into my room, here at the Marriott in… St. Paul… that I have to talk like this” in a funny cadence

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Andrew: Saying “I’m Andrew Walsh” in a nasally manner

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Andrew: “So, I don’t know how I got on the defecation part of it’

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to bite me”

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Andrew: “That’s nice”

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Andrew: “The crowd to get into the llama barn… was… thick!”

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Andrew: “The llama who mounts the world”

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Andrew: “This isn’t my Bonvoy rant; you’ll know when I’m doing it”

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Andrew: “To make a llamette, you gotta break a few legs?”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Use some, some sweet, sweet WiFi”

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Andrew: “Was December a month… when people were making a lot of whoopie?”

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Andrew: “You can tell I’m doing better; I called the conference by the right name, for a goddamn change”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bonvoy! Have fun storming the castle!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fred and Ethel. Mmm-hmm… Lucy and the other guy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is December a big nookie month? Ooh! Sorry. Ooh… Strike that from my vocabulary. I’m not using that one again”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re not even spooning during this podcast (No)”

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Luke: “¡Ay, Dios mío!”

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Luke: “And, they were just laughing their asses off with glee”

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Luke: “Big ol’ Burbs face’

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Luke: “Can God… can Bod… can God or Bod, as he’s known. I call him God the Bod”

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Luke: “Can he make me a remote control that I can stir drinks with?”

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Luke: “Double bad!”

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Luke: “Granillo, Granillo. Let’s call the whole thing off”

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Luke: “I have sketchy Hotmail accounts”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what, today’s Top Stories are gonna be… out of this world!”

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Luke: “Say ‘Bonvoy’ to high parking prices at the Bellingham Airport”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a bed bug?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Well, you know… my brand is strong”

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Luke: “What’s up, cold Shock’n… Tell the people what you mean. What you do you mean, what we mean. Tell ’em what we mean when we’re R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk”

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Luke: “Who bugs the fair bugs”

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Luke: “You make a llamette, you break a few llamas… What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, that minibar was already pillaged… (Yeah) It was pillaged when I got here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, for some reason, find that very shocking and, and pleasantly shocking. Can that… is that a sensation… that can happen: pleasantly shocking? Yes! Most definitely. I’ve had it before while making whoopie. Oh, God!”

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Clips From McMillan Men #4

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Andrew: “Attaché, attaché”

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Andrew: “I have no answers for you, Luke. You knew more than I did”

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Andrew: “Laxembourg [ph] Airport”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “No, that’s a crow outside the window. I got all kinds of squawky things around me”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! He used the word, ‘friend’!”

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Andrew: “That one didn’t trigger me”

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Luke: “Fuck you!!”

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Luke: “I knew about Luxembourg as a kid; because, it’s… it’s, it’s a, it’s an odd place”

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Luke: “If you come over to my house… you can catch me peeing… very flagrantly and very publicly all the time”

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Luke: “You gotta, kinda, handle… business down there. You’ve gotta put some things back in… in where they go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is a perfect description of how we… how we all do a bunch of shit that we know we probably shouldn’t do or… we should do less of. And, then, we just don’t. We just don’t do less of that shit. Yep”

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Clips From TBTL #2976

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Andrew: “Bon voy!”

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Andrew: “Can you make it rain harder?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Hunh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna rush you; but, I know that you’re an important man”

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Andrew: “I eat donuts like you for breakfast!”

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Andrew: “I Steve Bannon the shit out of it”

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Andrew: “I think we’re all, mentally and physically, in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “I will turn into a donut, boy!”

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Andrew: “Not taking the scat pill”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is a bunksh [ph]“

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Andrew: “Save it for the bon voy rant!”

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Andrew: “This seems familiar”

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Andrew: “Very unique. You never say ‘very unique,’ Walsh!”

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Andrew: “We can’t be donut men”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves (Men becoming wolves)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you need the Heimlich? Do you want to do that thing where you lay on the ground and I try to, like… Now, you ruined it for them! Now, they know you’re the big spoon!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry about that. I just kicked you… You know, so we’re… We’re spooning… by the way; if you guys don’t know”

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Luke: “And, I’m just… grossly stereotyping here”

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Luke: “Bird’s the word”

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Luke: “Can you make it fry harder?”

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Luke: “I’m happy to report that I have, as far as I know… yet to… pee in the dishwasher”

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Luke: “It’s so rinky-dink!”

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Luke: Saying “Which thing are we mad at right now?” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “In the arms of Orion… fly away from he–“

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Luke: Singing “Proliance Surgeons”

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Luke: “Welcome to… the new character called, ‘Basic Burbank'”

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Luke: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack!”

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Luke: “You may have unleashed a Kraken in me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack! So, tell me more about his whack taste interior”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go into battle with the El Ropo drop you have; (Wow) not, the El Ropo drop you want”

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