Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Abraca…dabdog”

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Andrew: “Baking soda! I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “Dudn’t mean he farted a lot?”

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Andrew: “He’s a muckity-muck”

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Andrew: “Hmm. Weird place to take it, Walsh”

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Andrew: “I’ll get home from a trip, or something, and Genevieve will be like, ‘Look… the place doesn’t have fecal matter all over the place.’ I’m, like, ‘Congratulations?'”

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Andrew: “I’m in love with the coco”

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Andrew: Imitating a Wilhelm scream

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Andrew: “It’s like a bad-for-you smoothie?”

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Andrew: Making spraying sounds

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Andrew: “My dear lady… would you go to Applebee’s with me?”

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Andrew: “Truth be told–This is a shitty answer; and, I apologize. I’m not trying to be ‘No, but'”

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Andrew: “Whatever. Things got switched around”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just be frank here… I’m gonna use a swear word. I’m kind of a dick when it comes to people walking, or biking, or rollerblading across the United States. Aren’t we always doing some version of that every year, though? Yeah; but, we’re cool… (Where, we’re like, you know, hitchhiking) We’re cool guys”

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Andrew and Luke: “You made yours too sexy. You put too much of that Burbank stank on it; that Bur-stank (Yeah) on it… (That’s what happens) Yeah (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Cinnabons are like a hard drug that I don’t need to mess with”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you something unsexy, okay?”

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Luke: “I’m already regretting going down this… road. I don’t know how it ends”

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Luke: Imitating a Wilhelm scream as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Imitating a Wilhelm scream

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Luke: “M’lday”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: Singing “Elway the sleaze ball hose bag”

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Luke: “The Walshelm Scream”

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Luke: “There might be a swear or two in here; so… earmuffs, kids… Ooh! Yeah”

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Luke: “You’ve probably been on the Internet. You’ve probably been hearing about ‘Hot Girl Summer’… I’m trying to make it ‘Hot Boy Summer’ too, though. My personal ‘Hot Boy Summer’… I’m already regretting going down this… road. I don’t know how it ends”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alabracadabrador. Ohhh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a hundred percent the Genevieve in my relationship (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, did you think that he… (Ohhh!!) snake bite was a PR move? Whoa!! How… I wanna, I wanna claim that conspiracy theory”

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Andrew: “But, come on, a big… big, pudgy pooch? How can you not love that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Uh-ho!”

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Andrew: “I love work… I could watch people do it all day”

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Andrew: “I think, you just down there, you’re in a flow: talk-talk-talk, chat–This is my imitation of you, by the way: talk-talk-talk, chat-chat-chat, talk-talk-talk”

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Andrew: “I’m flying in hot for that hottie. Mmm-mmm-mmm! I’m flying in hot for that hottie”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking questions, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t even think I need to nerd-splain this”

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t wanna get really conspiracy theory on this right now… Well, let’s do it anyway”

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Andrew: Making a version of the Wilhelm scream (The original Walshelm scream)

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Andrew: “Mmm-mmm-mmm! I’m flying in hot for that hottie”

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Andrew: “Shit! Are you serious?”

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Andrew: “This is complete conspiracy theory”

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Andrew: “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”

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Andrew: “You… got me again, Garfield!”

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Luke: “Bump the Burbs”

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: Clearing his throat #2

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Luke: “Come on, Burbs. It’s okay”

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Luke: “I know this is not… been… in any way good podcasting”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re throwing out the idea that the… person who wrote the first note… was inviting a response; or, that the same person did this whole thing? I’m just asking questions, Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how you build listenership”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Donkey-show-en [ph]“

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Andrew: “Fresca is a soda, right?”

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Andrew: “Good God!”

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Andrew: “Leave no monkey behind!”

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Andrew: “Lotta ‘Go Browns’-ing going on here”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Very, very, very Browns-y”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mo’ money… mo’ money… mo’ money”

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Luke: “My weight was kind of… off”

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Luke: Singing “Donkey-shane… Darling, donkey-shane”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Rudy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… Mmm-hmm? She was a boy, he was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Boy, she’s lucky. What a lucky woman”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m also seeing you on this website. I’m scrolling down looking for… for his ugly mug; and, then, I see your ugly mug right there too”

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Andrew: “Fat man falls off roof, crying”

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Andrew: “I’m going bald. Cut my hair”

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Andrew: “I’m just a middle-aged sidekick”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry; I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “Now that’s not interesting”

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Andrew: “Revenge!?”

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Andrew: “That’s classic octopus on your face right there”

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Andrew: “What is this?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that was a misspeak… That was me trying to inflate my… image”

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Andrew: “You lazy F!!”

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Luke: “Don’t you forget about dying. Don’t you forget about your friend death. Don’t you forget that you will die!”

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Luke: “It really grinds my gears. It really barrels my bores. Wait, what? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Local television news websites are the shittiest… websites… ever”

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Luke: “Oh my God… Fucking A, man”

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Luke: “Scar Bro Country”

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Luke: “Shit!”

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Luke: Singing “Just remember that life is number one”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when parrots cry”

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Luke: “Ziggy, how am I gonna get out of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been texting with your… girlfriend; and, I hope that, you know… (During the show!?)”

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Andrew: “‘kay, I feel like I’m being pranked”

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Andrew: “And, I’m being especially inarticulate today”

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Andrew: “And, maybe I’m just totally wrong about this; and, now, I regret even bringing this up”

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Andrew: “Back on the field, there’s no more time for horsing around”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a petty man! I mean, that’s what it comes down to at the end of the day. Like, I’m a very petty man”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blahs”

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Andrew: “Hypocriticalness”

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Andrew: “I truly believe people should be able to do whatever they want with the exterior of their houses; except, I don’t like this one! It hurts my feelings!”

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Andrew: “I’m bringing a lotta baggage to this story”

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Andrew: “I’m slinging ’em around in my medium”

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Andrew: “Is that a sex thing?”

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Andrew: “Is that right? Do you want me to delete this?”

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Andrew: “My new brand is: I don’t eat meat”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow! Oh, wow! What’s happening there?”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t even bring me joy; because, it’s so–What the hell?”

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Andrew: “These neighbors… sound like such… pills”

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Andrew: “What a disaster!”

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Andrew: “Which, I know I’m taking this in a very weird place”

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Andrew: “Who doesn’t like puns now”

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Andrew: “You got got, girl. That’s what happened. You… got… got! Suck it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to tell people what to eat; I don’t want to tell people what to tweet. So… Ooh! You are what you tweet”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like the Alaska of space… That’s what I’ve always (Yeah) called the moon”

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Luke: “Attica!! Attica!!”

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Luke: “Dagnabit!”

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Luke: “DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house… And, DJ Quick is in the… bleeping, bleeping house”

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Luke: “Erik! How do I make… the… MixPre work?”

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Luke: “Hey guys… anyone need any skin… for some Reeboks for Luke?”

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Luke: “I promise you it’s not gonna pay off”

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Luke: “New York City? Get a venue”

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Luke: Saying “If you can’t pronounce ‘Bemidji’… you might be from Bellingham” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Saying “Oh, Kermie!” as Miss Piggy

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Luke: Saying “Once you take the reins out, you gotta keep the bit in your mouth” in a Southern accent

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Luke: “Tweet… deleted”

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Luke: “What a world!”

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Luke: “Yet another chance for you, the public, to reach out and touch us… your humble hosts”

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Luke: “You mess with the bull… you get the emojis”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Don’t have a lot of rules. Don’t be late… Try not to be overweight… bust your ass, and use common sense’ By the way, that’s also the rules for working on TBTL. Oh, no. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Google ‘Reebok… Club… C… Revenge’… What am, what am I putting into my search engine? Nothing good”

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Luke and Andrew: “You and I both would like it that, that none of the listeners are ever disappointed; and, as we whittle the number of listeners down, the chances the get better… that none–once it’s just Linh Pham… we can work very hard to make sure he’s never disappointed. That’s right. That’s right. And so, that’s, I think, that’s–I think that’s the good news about this. No, but… That’s why it’s a P-1. The ‘P’ stands for ‘Pham’… Oh my gosh”

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