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Clips From TBTL #2842

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Luke: “And, yes, if you just tuned in, welcome to TBTL; and, yes… we are just gonna talk about if my dog is okay with my friend, Steve Scher… That’s what we’re doing this hour”

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Luke: “Bad… very bad… Solid three out of ten”

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Luke: “Being in nature is relaxing”

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Luke: “Could a depressed person do this!?”

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Luke: “God, I wish I was allergic to alcohol”

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Luke: “God! What a… what a titanic shithole”

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Luke: “How are we going to do this, Burbank?”

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Luke: “I don’t know if it will really make sense to the listeners who aren’t… basically… right on the line of being sociopathic”

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Luke: “It never occurred to me that I could eat, like, a piece of fruit for pleasure”

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Luke: “Rudy, stop!”

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Luke: Saying “He’s very ugly” similar to the Mucinex Mucus ad character

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Luke: Saying “In just a minute!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Sorry, this is pretty boring at the top of the show; but, you know, you’re a TBTL listener. You know this is how it goes”

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Luke: “This, historically, is not a thing that gets smaller over time; it gets bigger over time”

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Luke: “We consider you the listener’s ombudsman”

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Luke: “What kind of food do you cook for Angelina Jolie?”

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Luke: “When I stopped drinking, my sweet tooth really activated”

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Luke and Steve Scher: “Otherwise, this has been a hard navel gaze! Well, it is navel gazing… I’ve burned a hole in my navel!”

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Steve Scher: “Every time you cough, another Mucinex gets its wings”

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Steve Scher: “What do you mean when you say, ‘fix myself’? I mean, what’s, what’s popping up in your… image there? What are you thinking?”

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Steve Scher: “When you’re in this huge forest, there’s all these down trees, there’s all these… trees that you pointed that were full of woodpecker holes and sapsucker holes”

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Steve Scher and Luke: “Pot… functions that way… (Really) in my life”

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Clips From TBTL #2841

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Kristina Lopez: “And, I don’t think that, like, just shoving white people out of the narrative for the next twenty years is gonna solve anything”

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Kristina Lopez and Luke: “I’ve never been; but, I’d love to visit (What!!?)”

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Luke: “Can they arrest me for this?”

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Luke: “Get at me, Sierra Club”

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Luke: “Here is the super messed up part”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna be around other humans right now”

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Luke: “I’m going somewhere with this. Not really; but, kind of”

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Luke: “Is that messed up, by the way, that I actually am now enjoying… the instant coffee? What does that say about me?”

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Luke: “Oh! This is what this looks like”

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Luke: “Okay, that is legitimately good now”

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Luke: “The Bad Boy of Public Badio?”

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Luke: “This is probably the wrong question to ask”

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Luke: “You know how ya boy, the… the BB of… PB. The Bad Boy of… wait… the Bad Boy of Public Badio? The… BBPR… the Bad Boy of Public Radio”

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Clips From TBTL #2840

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Jen: “Are you crazy? I can name a thousand better Bob Dylan songs than that!”

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Jen: “It… was… so great!”

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Jen: “Oh… I was the dick”

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Jen: “What!?”

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Jen: “Whatever”

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Jen: “Why… can’t we get a first down?”

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Luke: “And, I would not have wanted to talk with… other… random… crunchy granola types”

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Luke: “And, seriously, that’s how my stupid brain works”

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Luke: “And, so, because I am the way I am”

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Luke: “I have so many questions for you”

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Luke: “I mean, it’s either TBTL or Live Wire! depending on… what I’m calling it on a particular day. Today, we’re calling it ‘TBTL'”

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Luke: “I think I’m one with the Joshua tree culture”

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Luke: “Joshua trees are… they’re like me… they’re weird… they’re weird looking, but kind of fascinating, and… and lovable in a strange way, in a gnarled way”

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Luke: Saying “Everything cool?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “So, thanks to Kristina for taking that on this week; since, I don’t know how to do any of that anymore”

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Luke: “That is actually pretty good”

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Luke: “Who knows how interesting that really is. Probably not”

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Luke and Jen: “I’m holding my stomach in, like, ninety percent of my life… Welcome to being a woman”

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Luke and Jen: “Jen, welcome back… to… TBTL. Thank you”

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Luke and Jen: “Well… speaking of good eggs, Jen… you’re the best. Thank you. Thanks for being here. Thank you”

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Clips From TBTL #2839

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Chioke I’Anson: “Imposter syndrome is… real”

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Chioke I’Anson: “Let’s do this, Burbank!”

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Chioke I’Anson: Making a low, drawn out sound

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Chioke I’Anson: “Once again, insufficient nerd”

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Chioke I’Anson: “That’s good stuff”

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Chioke I’Anson and Luke: “No, that’s exactly right; and, I would say that, the problem the car is that it’s lulled you dummies into thinking that you’re safe and everything’s fine out on the road… This interview is over!”

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Luke: “And, I look forward… to all of you listening to these… fun episodes of Live Wire! that we have in store for you”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Leeroy”

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Luke: “I pray to the old and new TBTL friends”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host; coming to you from Joshua Tree, California… in the… Morongo Valley. I think I’m in the Morongo Valley? I could be… Morongo about that… Oof. That’s, that’s a bad way to start the show. I apologize”

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Luke: “Oh my God! That’s where this all came from!”

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Luke: “Okay. I’m carrying around some shit”

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Luke: “This interview is over!”

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Luke: “Why am I here right now?”

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Luke: “Yes!!”

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Luke and Chioke I’Anson: “Distilled… essence… of public (Yeah) radio…dom”

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Luke and Chioke I’Anson: “Do you… worry about your safety at all? I would say that I am… always… worried about my safety… and… That’s not the answer I was expecting”

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Clips From TBTL #2838

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Andrew: “Decker, take my away”

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Andrew: “Hell, for me, is waiting in line for brunch in Santa Monica; but, really, anywhere”

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Andrew: “I thought you were the McDonald’s french fry in this”

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Andrew: “Not to… correct you Luke. I know you get very angry when I do that”

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Andrew: “Oh, barf”

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Andrew: Saying “Do you have a little boo-boo?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh! Andrew doesn’t vote… in… local levies” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Uh… yes. I’m a red-blood, American boy”

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Andrew: “Wait. What am… what am I!?”

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Andrew: “Wow… huge left turn here”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew counting down to the funky bass ending of “Right Way to Rock” and Luke trying to sing it

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, would you mind; only, cuz we’re a little bit loosey-goosey here. Are you really tight on time? Nope”

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Andrew and Luke: “Pizza is like sex… (Mmm-hmm) I’m gonna try it some day. (Yeah!) Hey-oh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That would be a steamy time. And, also (I’m very freaky)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, for five dollars a day, that’s… about the… cost of a cup of coffee, you can support your public radio station… I choose coffee”

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Luke: “And, now, if I’m Andrew time. If a time realist… it’s already too late to try to get coffee”

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Luke: “Because, I know that if I open that Ark of the Covenant”

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Luke: “Come on, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Dan, would you say they make a ‘banh meh’?”

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Luke: “Luke’s hair is irony… plus tragedy”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Oh, no!!”

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Luke: “Ouch!! Ouch!”

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Luke: “Peace and love, Mom, if you’re listening”

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Luke: Saying “Sir, may I have salt?” in a posh manner

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Luke: “This… mother… humping car”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spoon? Spoon!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ugh, no handles… I don’t need no stinking handles. Where we’re going, we don’t need handles!”

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Luke, Andrew and Dan Pashman: “And, by the way, this is what it is to promote an event on TBTL. (I know) We spend the whole time talking about… Again, Dan, it’s been way too long. Welcome to the show… (Yeah) No, this is perfect. I love it”

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Clips From TBTL #2837

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Andrew: “Andrew was a sad sack as a kid”

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Andrew: “I didn’t have my first kiss until college!!”

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Andrew: “I was a late bloomer… I assume I’m going to bloom one of these days”

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Andrew: “If the universe delivers all of that to you, and you don’t act upon it… the universe is gonna be done with you”

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Andrew: “That is why I am clinging to my relationship like a life raft after the Titanic”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have such a similar story, also from college. I have kissed a girl by this point. (Okay) So, congratulations to me. If you’re scoring at home… Andy the Love Bug as made contact”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said… and, I used the wrong word. This isn’t what I meant. I meant to say ‘customary’… (Mmm-hmm) but… Smooth Andy over here said… ‘I guess it’s time for the obligatory kiss good night’ (Oh, boy!)”

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Luke: “And, I will be talking to my good friend and the longest running co-host of this program; known around here as Andy the Love Bug”

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Luke: “Heaven forbid… you found yourself… single and trying to mingle”

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