Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t think you’re… an especially stinky person. I’ve never caught a whiff of you after a run; and, we’ve been in some tight quarters together”

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Andrew: “I actually feel… a little diminished now”

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Andrew: “I scooped these up from all over the place”

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Andrew: “I will be staying in the broadcast booth, by the way. If anybody’s worried about me having a heart attack… during this thing; don’t worry… I won’t be running those three miles. Three, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m not a monster”

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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about my own… potential swamp foot”

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Andrew: “Stop talking dirty to the printer”

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Andrew: “That got a buzz from the Burbs!”

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Andrew: “Trying to just make this all about me”

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Andrew: “We did this to ourselves!”

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Andrew: “We’re calling it the TBTL Tenth Vanniversary!”

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Andrew: “We’re starting to get… loosey goosey on this”

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Andrew: “Wow! Hi, Luke! I feel a lotta pressure to be funny… and, I guess pleasant”

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Andrew: “Yet, here I am!”

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Andrew: “You can buzz me. It’s okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… will you make me the happiest co-bro in the world? It would be my honor. I can’t wait… Now, you plan the rest of it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, great! Well, that’s fun (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, maybe derping”

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Luke: “As I like to joke, I rule with an iron whim”

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Luke: Drawn out “Those snakes!”

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Luke: “I don’t know. Can I be believed? Even I don’t know the answer to that! Can you tell I’m losing my mind a little bit?”

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Luke: “I’m gonna go pee-pee in my pants; I know that’s a lot of Ps, dude”

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Luke: “I’m in a weird, weird place for doing this today… because, of all the show we have to do, later this week”

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Luke: “Lookin’s free, touchin’ will cost ya”

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Luke: “Oh, boy. This… HP printer is gonna get a… workout… before Friday”

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Luke: Saying “You better work!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “That was my big splurge yesterday, people”

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Luke: “This person did fufty, fufty [ph] hours”

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Luke: “Too many ducks!!”

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Luke: “Well, alright everybody. Here we go!”

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Luke: “Y’all, y’all coordinate it”

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Luke: “You’re not even here right now, Andrew, for me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, there’s no more… beating around this bush, Andrew Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, because this is TBTL, nothing can be easy (Mmm-unh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call it that? The TBTL Legally Not a Contest? (Oh my God. I would love that so much)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s short and to the point, which is what I like about it. (Yeah, no, I know…) It sounds like a Burbank one. TBTL Overshare… Wait a second!! A Burbank one!!?! (No, no, no. I…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Makes me think of something dirty… It does”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I guess we’re just gonna go out with ‘Life Is a Highway’ by Tom Cochrane… No, we’re not!”

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Luke and Andrew: Way too many ducks

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Luke and Andrew: “What… in the heck… are we gonna call… the… broadcast marathon… aka, the TBTL-a-thon, brought to you by Live Wire. What… are we gonna, what are we gonna call… Hey, can we get Live Wire to underwrite this?”

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Andrew: “But, again… wasn’t in my right mind”

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Andrew: “But, I’m, I’m pretty embarrassed, man”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I can chew up some time with that hot dog story”

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Andrew: “Everything that is not the asphalt is just a slick, slippery mud pie”

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Andrew: “I buckle up like I’m a goddamn David Bowie astronaut; because, you know you’re going into hyperspace”

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Andrew: “I can’t do that. I can’t go into hyperspace right now. I’ve got a live show in a week”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what compelled me to step off of the asphalt”

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Andrew: “I just need to leave”

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Andrew: “I… stopped, at one point, I’m like, I need, I need to put something… in me. So… That’s gross”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna call it, ‘The 24 Hour ‘Yes, and’ Marathon’, by the way”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Legally, it’s not a contest. We’re not holding a contest”

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Andrew: “Let’s start from the beginning, my friend”

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Andrew: Making a weird, squeaky sound

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Andrew: Making a weird, squeaky sound #2

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m still fuzzy”

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Andrew: “Oh, motherf…!”

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Andrew: “She really commits, man!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Some of us… work, no matter what… because, we take our job very seriously”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, you are the hippie not to follow”

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Andrew: “This is really embarrassing. Like, I don’t really brown out all that often; but, I think this might’ve been a brown out”

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Andrew: “We have… a short amount of time… and a lotta stuff to get to. I’m dying to talk about our misadventures on Friday”

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Andrew: “What I meant to say was: Ehhhh”

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Andrew: “What if we just called it… TBTL… Live Wire Edition”

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Andrew: “Why you eat a lotta duck shit?”

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Andrew: “WTF, DFTB”

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Andrew: “You did?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I remember, at one point, trying to say something to cashier behind the counter… and, this came out… Ehhhh… Mmm-hmm. That was it. It was something… some weird, squeaky sound… came out of my mouth. And, I realized, I can’t control anything right now. Just don’t talk to these people”

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno who (Wow!) this wonderful angel is who comes down and blesses us with these. (She has a beautiful voice) I love it!”

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Luke: “After my friend, Andrew Walsh, and I had put in a long, long, long day in the podcast salt mines”

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Luke: “Are you okay?”

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Luke: “Aren’t these a bunch of party animals. Aren’t, aren’t these a couple of Dapper Dans”

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Luke: “Enough of this dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “He’s back at it again… with the white Vans”

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Luke: “I dunno. If I’m the father on this podcast, he’s kind of my… pod-son”

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Luke: “It’s just stuff, man!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Next time, swerve on the beef jerky!”

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Luke: “Screw it. I’m having a ding-dang piece of pizza if I wanna have a piece of pizza”

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Luke: “That was like… I mean, that was my first taste of freedom in a good while”

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Luke: “The TBTL Overshare-a-thon Tenth-a-bration”

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Luke: “Who dis?”

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Luke: “Yeah. What were you thinking, ya dingus!”

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Luke: “You know who would love a Carvel cake… the Pod-dog. You ready to do this, Rudy? Wait, she’s not even in this room… She’s hiding out… with her… humanoid mother, in the TV room (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “You were fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I swear to God, if you make this show go an hour, I’ll never forgive you (I know. We have so much to do!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rich and Linda, who are very real and our neighbors (Oh, sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re just trying to build up our muscles… (Yeah) before Friday”

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Luke: “Alexa… get the Itsy, Bitsy Spider ready for me. I’m coming in to do damage!”

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Luke: “Alright, T-Bone, time for some serious chomping”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “But, here’s the problem. This song… is so good! So good!”

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Luke: “Darn tootin’, I am!”

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Luke: “I consider myself an eye-contact muppet”

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Luke: “I legit LOL’d”

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Luke: “I, for one, welcome our robot overlords”

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Luke: “I’m probably a techie who does not… consider themselves to be a techie”

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Luke: “I’m… mad at it”

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Luke: “I’ve always known you to be a Bernie Bro”

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Luke: “It… really warms my heart to, to know that you’re thinking about me while you’re vacuuming”

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Luke: “None of it… is not enough… but, a lot of it is too much”

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Luke: “Prepare the throne!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Brady, Brady”

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Luke: Singing “Seahawk, Seahawk!”

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Luke: “So, let me just send out a thought-wave to the universe”

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Luke: “Was it in the Panama Papers? I don’t know”

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Luke: “We’re standing outside the Sprinter van… at Snoqualmie Pass!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I can’t hang with that shit! Right. You kidding me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Generally, people were poo-pooing it… Ahh, I get it! I love jokes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have some self-respect! Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to mess with you by saying it correctly… but, I can’t remember what correctly is. It… definitely has put me in a weird head-space”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m delicious! Poop in me!! Woo-hoo!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “These… five names I’m about to read to you… are… generous Live Wire fans who support (Come on, man!) the show… Did I just say Live Wire? Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that. Fair”

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Andrew: “Aesthetically… Ethstetically? [ph] I can never say that word. I gotta remove it from my vocabulary”

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Andrew: “And then, he will just like totally be a small spoon to me”

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Andrew: “And, I’ll be the first one to tell ya… and, I am the first one to tell you that”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to jump through the screen when Luke put Rudy on camera, and pet Rudy and say “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that”

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Andrew: “Crapper Clapper, get ready!”

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Andrew: “Do you consider yourself… a… chaos muppet… or an order muppet?”

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Andrew: “Flush ‘er up!”

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Andrew: “God, that makes me so sad”

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Andrew: “I hate it so much”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Near the beginning, when I was blubbering away”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I haven’t even thought of that”

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Andrew: “Oh! Okay. Never mind”

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Andrew: “Poop in me!!”

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Andrew: “Put us on the whitelist”

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Andrew: “Say it’s fair to call these folks… ‘The Stallions That Mount the TBTL-a-thon’?”

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Andrew: “The Valley of the Theo”

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Andrew: “Trying to… not say the word ‘Newbie’ as much on this show; because, we’re constantly talking about newbs and newbies”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kristen Hampshire?! (Hampshire?!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, it’s so lazy! This person has a book that people are buying! Thanks, Obama”

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Andrew and Luke: “Warm it up, Clapper! I’m about too (I’m about too)”

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Luke: “Airwolf!”

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Luke: “Can you tell, by the way, that I’m… trying… to… find an audio drop for him; because, I forgot to do that today”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be honest with you”

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Luke: “Jesus, Mike!”

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Luke: Laughing and snickering

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Luke: Saying “Hey, we’re from TBTL!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m sorry. I can’t do that” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: “She’s the one that wrote that… earthquake piece that freaked everybody’s chili”

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Luke: Singing “Like a Rhinestone Big-Mouth”

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Luke: Singing “Rolling with the homies”

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Luke: Singing “Save tonight… ’bout the break of day. Come tomorrow… something something, something”

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Luke: “Sorry, vodka, you’ve lost this round… I can still remember”

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Luke: “We better be ready to rock when we rock it”

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Luke: “Well, fifty-two minutes in. This seems like a good time for it”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew highly disapproves of the name “TBTL Bonk-a-thon”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I can’t see Thom Yorke doing this, he just… And, I say this as a person whose bumped into Thom Yorke… two separate times, in the wild. Oh, that adds to the story. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Bonking on Brain Juice’? Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I, I… I trust these listeners more than I trust myself, I think (Sure) if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “What the hell am I doing here?” and Andrew mimicking the guitar noise from Radiohead’s “Creep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a… ding-dang second (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… P… Pod-taan Death March, it is. For both? For all”

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Luke and Andrew: “You hit the wall, as it were; like, you just lose all of your energy… (Mmm-hmm) That’s called, ‘bonking’. Does that… does that help us? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just killed an hour… of… the TBTL Pod-taan Death March. Don’t! Stop! I don’t want that to stick”

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Luke and Andrew: “You said, ‘brain juice’ and ‘bonking’. What about ‘Brain Juice and Bonking’? Does that sound too sexual?”

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