Tom Wassell

  • TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

    It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

    In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

    Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

    TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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  • Clips From TBTL #2273

    Andrew started off the show’s intro with a voicemail message from Steve, the Stu-bot, Neuman; in which, Steve would have hoped that Andrew would have studied it out when it comes to choosing Aaron Mason as a guest co-host.

    Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

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    Aaron Mason: “Hello, Andrew, and Heil Stu-bot!”

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    Aaron Mason: “Hey, buddy!”

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    Aaron Mason: “Holy Shanghai!”

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    Aaron Mason: “Recipes are a springboard for interpretation. It gives you your baseline, something to work from, and then substitute and embellish as you see fit.”

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    Aaron Mason and Andrew: “I’m so sad; and, like (Right) ba-ba-ba-ba!”

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    Aaron Mason, Tom Wassell and Andrew: “Spree was like the rich man’s Sweet Tart. Yeah, absolutely! You’re right!”

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    Andrew: “Amaze-balls”

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    Andrew: “As the–those words came out of my mouth, I realized it’s twenty-sixteen. We’re gonna start a new weblog…”

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    Andrew: “Do some people not get the stinky pee; or, do they just not have the ability to smell the stinky pee?”

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    Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

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    Andrew: “How embarrassing would it be if he, likes, gets back on shore, and is just bombarded by the hundreds of topless selfies that I’ve been sending him all week?”

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    Andrew: “I don’t know how to host a… G-d talk show!”

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    Andrew: “I dunno. Whatever”

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    Andrew: “I’d say you’ve come to the right place, friendos”

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    Andrew: “It was goddamn Jobian!”

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    Andrew: “Oh, man”

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    Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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    Andrew: “Oh, oh! We need to turn you on.”

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    Andrew: “Oh, shit! I did screw him over”

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    Andrew: “Peop–people, people are gross”

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    Andrew: “She’s been doing a lot of photos of things that happen inside our kitchen, like when I’m asleep, and then posting them out to the world”

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    Andrew: “The good news is we never get into the weeds on anything on this show”

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    Andrew: “Welcome to TBTL, this is the show that is most dolphinately Too Beautiful To Live”

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    Andrew: “What was my endgame? God knows what my endgame was.”

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    Andrew: “When we are all at our lowest low, we gotta remember this story or other stories from our own life”

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    Andrew: “Which is almost as disturbing as that image I just put in your head. Sorry about that.”

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    Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I will say thought, I felt there’s an overriding… vibe? It was the illest. Oh, ho-ho-ho!”

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    Andrew and Tom Wassell: Dropping the “S” bomb on air

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    Andrew and Tom Wassell: “Luke’s not here today, so maybe, right now, they’re being like, (The Luke fans are out) ‘Hey, I, I, I, I paid for Luke, I didn’t pay for this!'”

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    Andrew and Tom Wassell: “You just are looking at me, like… (I was) You are befuddled, my friend (No)”

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    Andrew, Aaron Mason and Tom Wassell: Riffing on Weird Al’s “I Want A New Duck”

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    Andrew, Aaron Mason and Tom Wassell: Singing to Weird Al’s “Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye of the Kaiser)”

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    Andrew, Tom Wassell and Aaron Mason: Andrew and Aaron cracked up when Tom found out how long a TBTL show normally runs

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    Tom Wassell: Singing a portion of an Eric Clapton song

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    Tom Wassell and Andrew: “Lay down Sally… Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t…! Get outta here, Tom Wassell! (See ya later)”

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    ???: Saying “You’re a loser!” as Don Pardo on “I Lost On Jeopardy!”

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