Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “I listened to it the first three times, I thought he was saying… ‘both warm… and erect'”

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Andrew: “I might turn off my mic now”

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Andrew: “I’m a seven thousand dollaire!”

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Andrew: “Spoon!”

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Andrew: “That would be a weird burn”

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Andrew: “You guys, seriously I’m… telling you both, you’re not allowed to watch ‘Fear and Loathing’ anymore; together, or alone”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m learning more about you (Wow) in this week of shows… of short shows than I do in… five years of doing two hour shows with you”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I’m out! Too rich for my blood! Me too. Me too.”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “The amazing thing about this, to me, is I don’t even think this is your regret story. (I know, I was thinking) We’re not even close!”

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Camaro Kev: “I, I just love… you know… the, the drinky drinks”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Right to the top. Slide it in”

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Luke: “And then, we need to do a break here… real quick, and get to my real regret”

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Luke: “And, now, I’ve got this wad”

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Luke: “And, that old, kind of, Luke Burbank-class… chip on my shoulder that I always carry around. It’s more like a bag of Doritos… it’s a series of chips”

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Luke: “Boring, Oregon. That’s a real place”

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Luke: “Convicted in the court of David Moneymaker”

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Luke: “Episode 2542 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “Felt like… there was some… there was, almost like a ‘No Luke Allowed’ sign there”

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Luke: “Hey, I’m Andrew in eighth grade, I’m pegging my jeans. I’m Drew now”

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Luke: “I get… all these chips, take them to the cage… cash ’em in; and, now, I’ve got this wad”

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Luke: “I just… gave you… seven… thousand… five hundred… dollars, and I cannot get some m-effing… chicken strips?”

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Luke: “It seems like that… that demon has kind of left… left me a little bit”

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Luke: “It was bananas”

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Luke: “So… this is where the… regert… comes in”

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Luke: “The, the, the maraschino cherry of… regret… on top of this sundae of bad decisions”

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Luke: “Twenty-three, fourteen… thirty-five, and seven”

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Luke: “We were somewhere near Barstow when the apology began to kick in”

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Luke: “What a little… what a little sociopath”

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Luke: “You can’t keep me outta there”

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Luke: “You don’t belong here”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen! My… my life is one big frigging regert! I, I dunno if we’re gonna make it through the two weeks, man”

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Luke and Andrew: “Right over there is… Andrew… ‘Cat Lewis’ Walsh… longest running co-bro of the show. We call him Mudbone. This is the TBTL… Excuse me… could you stop calling me Mudbone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “So… we were at the Aria… and… somehow, I found myself, by myself, playing… roulette. This is making me so nervous”

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Andrew: “But, in eighth grade, I was just trying… so goddamn hard to be somebody else”

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Andrew: “I knew that was wrong as I was saying it”

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Andrew: “I know it’s a trap! I know it’s a trap!”

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Andrew: “I know you’re joking”

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Andrew: “It’s the time to do it! Shit or get off the pot”

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Andrew: “Kids were pegging their pants”

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Andrew: “Listen, I have a lot of regret about things I did that made people want to punch me in the face growing up”

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Andrew: “Maybe it has something to do with… Schrödinger’s birthday card?”

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Andrew: “Thank, thank you, by the way, for saying that you like me, and other people do as well”

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Andrew: “This is getting into a little bit of, ‘Oh, Andrew’ territory; so, I apologize about this”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound… gross; but, I don’t, I don’t mean it to be”

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Andrew: “This may actually be a problem with my psyche”

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Andrew: “You know, that’s interesting”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait. Hold on, it’s Foster’s. It’s Australian for regret. You call that regret? This is a regret. Sorry, Luke… I just talked about a guy’s glass eye”

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Camaro Kev: “Are you kidding me!?”

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Camaro Kev: “How are you not killing people?”

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Camaro Kev: “I was such a… such a little weirdo, dude”

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Camaro Kev: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Alright, Andrew Louis Walsh. Get us out of this”

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Luke: “Anyway, we’re all doing great”

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Luke: “Episode 2540, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I, I feel like it’s Dick-something… I feel like it’s Xander-something”

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Luke: “Make new regrets, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold”

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Luke: “Tear ducts don’t come from your eyeball”

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Luke: “We’re at the point, at Burbank Springs, where… there’s literally a delivery every single day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like that line is gonna really start to bother me. It already is bothering me”

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing first, though. We gotta thank our Donors of the Day. Yeah. What the heck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Pleated pants, they really move. Pleated pants, they’re in the groove. Pleated pants… they’re so much fun. You take two steps, they take one’ That’s just the lyrics… Are you kidding me!!?”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “By the way, Merry Day After Christmas, everybody. Yeah, cheese”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “Like, I, I can’t think of you as a Drew. I can’t either. Yeah”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Pegging jeans, not the other kind of pegging

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Andrew: “Drrrnh! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be mean here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I didn’t say that to be mean”

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Andrew: “Ours had balls involved”

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Andrew: “Why am I being so mean?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By episode ten, we’ll be sending… regretful energy back into the grid… We’re, we’re regret-neutral… (Yeah) currently?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I really wish I hadn’t said that. (No, no, no, no, no… that’s okay) I… I have a regret. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Australia. Ah, dang it!!”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: “So, you wanna go out with ‘Helter Skelter’? Hey, should we…? Merry Christmas!”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: Singing “The wise way to say Merry Christmas to you”

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Luke: “Ah, dang it!!”

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Luke: “By the way, leaving out the fact that the unicycle seat was poorly constructed; and, it just did a number on my crotch”

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Luke: “How did we call this ‘No Regerts’? It’s ‘All Regerts'”

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Luke: “I didn’t choose the unicycle life; the unicycle life chose me”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line”

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Luke: “I don’t even know if I understand that line… Regrets, I’ve had a few… But, too few to mention… Oh, I guess I understand it. Frank Sinatra’s in a-hole”

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Luke: “I have a lot of adult regrets”

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Luke: “I hope this is okay that… I’m talking about this… Well, whatever”

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Luke: “I regret everything”

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Luke: “I went to the trouble of writing it down. This is episode 2539 in a collector’s series, BTDubs… No Regerts, a TBTL Holiday Speshtacular”

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Luke: “Listen… I got a few, but too few to mention”

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Luke: “Merry Christmas!”

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Luke: “This is not how I meant to start this, by the way. But, whatever”

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Luke: “Well… here it is everybody! The first installment of a TBTL Holiday… Speshtacular. We’re calling it, ‘No Regerts'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, they tell you, you’re gonna save… hundreds of dollars and build hundreds of confidence (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, speaking of regrets… I have a history of making… major financial decisions without consulting my wife. After a couple glasses of wine. Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re bringing the Christmas back to this podcast… finally. Are you bringing the ‘más’ back into Christ-más?”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “So just the metal frame of that weird, kind of banana seat (Yes) was just… destroying my junk. I mean, destroying it. It was a miracle I was able to create, at least, one child in this world after… many loops around Green Lake on the unicycle”

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