Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alright, Luke, I have an idea; and, this might be too… astroturfy”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Home is where you hang your podcast”

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Andrew: “I know you’re not a Rockford-head… like I am”

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Andrew: “I’m not making fun of you; I’m impressed”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I could barely contain myself”

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Andrew: “Listen… I dunno if this is gonna make good podcasting or not”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on, Andrew. Grow up!”

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Andrew: “Oh… I’m an adult now! The world’s my oyster!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That was weirdly anti-climatic”

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Andrew: “That would make me sick!”

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Andrew: “That’s just a really bad intro”

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Andrew: “That’s my new hot dog story”

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Andrew: “These hipsters these days”

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Andrew: “Wait, is this Velcro or is this just hook-and-loop technology?”

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Andrew: “You know what’s blowing my damn hair back”

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Andrew: “You were Internet searching while you were talking?”

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Andrew: “You were like a, you were like a… Robin Hood… Only, you were stealing from the school to give to the Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to know why he didn’t get any salmon skin treat from Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “I… love (Yes! Absolutely) the idea of sitting down and biting into a sausage… Nobody isolate that, Linh”

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Luke: “God, that must be annoying!”

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Luke: “Hello, my co-bro”

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Luke: “I don’t think that’s even a word”

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Luke: “I should leave now; because… traffic is a nightmare hellscape in the northwest”

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Luke: “I was shitting on the idea of the Kronos… Quartet”

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Luke: “I’m hoping that my wife doesn’t hear this (Tha–that’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “Is, is Andrew okay?”

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Luke: “See if I keep… introducing you at the top of the show, ya ingrate!”

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Luke: “What you do mean, ‘Is Andrew okay?’ No, he’s never okay”

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Luke: “Yep… I get no respect around here”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, podcast home is where the podcast heart is (I know)”

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Andrew: “Ah, that idiot”

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Andrew: “And, I dunno why I gotta bring this up; because, it’s just maddening. It’s just maddening”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: Drawn out “It’s a slog”

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Andrew: “God, I don’t even know which damn allegation it was!”

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Andrew: “Hey, what’s new in public radio?”

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Andrew: “I feel really old… and really… really tired, Luke… This year… has been a long year”

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Andrew: “I said, I wanted my new nickname to be, ‘Cobra’! Cobra Walsh, not Co-bro Walsh!”

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Andrew: “I was pod-bullied within an inch of my life last night!”

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Andrew: “I’m the one who co-bros!”

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Andrew: “Just to wrap this up; cuz, I’m being super babbly again”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s get really real here, Luke”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I just don’t wanna say something stupid”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. I don’t do that anymore”

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Andrew: “On my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “Somebody at APM is going to turn on a podcast machine and they’re gonna listen to TBTL; and, then, they’re gonna say ‘Oh, no! What are we doing?’ and I’ll be out of a job.”

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Andrew: “This is only fair”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew: “You son of a… jerkface!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Since I’m at war with all of my other goddamn neighbors, (Yeah) I should have at least one person (No) on my side (You hafta. Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t get away with this shit anymore, jerkface! (Right)”

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Luke: “And, BTDubs”

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Luke: “Consider him… one bro… in the two bro equation of this show”

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Luke: “Don’t… funk with my heart like that, Stranger!”

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Luke: “Ffffff-fo shizzle?”

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Luke: “Hello… my bro”

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Luke: “I mean, not like an actual bro; but, you know… closest thing I have to a show bro… And, he’s the longest running co-host… he’s the longest running… co-bro… of this show”

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Luke: “Let’s take a break. I’m gonna give you a chance to get your shit together”

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Luke: “Not to get all hipster on it; but…”

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Luke: “On my boop-boop”

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Luke: “This episode of TBTL, brought to you by Broadcast Coffee Roasters, who’d like to apologize for this episode of TBTL”

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Luke: “Well, that takes care of that”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is a weird, weird day. Yeah, it really is”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I’ve watched a lot of houses burn down; and, only some of them were fires I started. Yeah, go easy with that. I’ve watched a lot of houses burn!”

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After Luke introduced Andrew, the longest running co-host, on to the show and asking how Theo’s paw is doing, Andrew started his response with a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound. Below is a clip with the sound in context and a clip of just the sound on its own.

Luke and Andrew: Andrew making a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound in context

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-like sound

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Andrew: “For some reason, nobody was bogarting the Sorry board”

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Andrew: “Give it a shot! Maybe there’s a Luke Burbank in your future”

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Andrew: “I’m… sending a note. I’m having him killed… I’m sending an e-mail as we speak… Sorry”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, I don’t think so”

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Andrew: “Paint your turkey spot?”

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Andrew: “She threw it in my face; which, is apparently her move”

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Andrew: “So, that person’s dead to me”

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Andrew: “That was weird”

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Andrew: “Wait. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is just you and I talking, right? Yeah, of course”

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Luke: “Andrew’s my name, spoilin’s my game”

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Luke: “Carey doesn’t agree with me on this”

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Luke: Doing a loon call

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Luke: Doing a loon call #2

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Luke: “I know I sound like Captain Obvious when I say this, but…”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Here we go, once again”

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Luke: “Make with the dollar, Burbank”

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Luke: “No brunch tastes as good… as waiting for it sucks”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Happy Friday, other buckets!” in a Southern accent

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Luke: Singing “Pop-a-matic! It’s a game called Trouble. Every time you pop the bubble, you get in and out of trouble”

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Luke: “That’s how Burbank’s law works!”

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Luke: “Weird, but not unprecedented”

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Luke: “Yeah, take that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, sorry, I was drunk. I know! I thought you were my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbank, Washington? What!!? Yeah, real place!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, alright, what do we got… Walsh? Oh, I forgot. That’s my part”

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Andrew: “And, he is making… these demon sounds coming from this box. Demon sounds coming from this box. The box has a picture of a cartoon cat… and it says ‘Cats are just angels with whiskers'”

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Andrew: “And, he’s one of our best friends, by the way. I’m not giving his name; and, I pray to God, he doesn’t hear this”

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Andrew: “‘Andrews… ruining Andrews… for Andrews’, is my slogan”

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Andrew: “Be prepared for me to snuggle the hell out of you… for like four days after you quote/unquote ‘hurt your foot'”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m speaking in riddles”

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Andrew: “But, she just, kind of, without saying ‘Bingo’, she said ‘Bingo'”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what you’re telling me now!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just couldn’t do that”

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Andrew: “It’s a goddamn holiday miracle. I’m being forced to swear for my job”

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Andrew: “It’s jazz, baby!”

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Andrew: Mimicking a pained meowing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, crap”

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Andrew: “Professor will sometimes lump it up”

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Andrew: “Something-Something’s Christmas Vacation”

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Andrew: “The New York Times customer service is not the New York Times of customer service”

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Andrew: “We gotta talk about this stuff before the show!”

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Andrew: “What!!? We can still use our turkey sound effects!? I put mine away! Here it is. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Yes… those turtles love pizza”

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Andrew: “You should recycle that one, Burbank”

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Luke: “And, Andrew, for once, can we make this about me?”

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Luke: “Damn, this hurts, actually”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t, don’t write a… don’t let your mouth write a check that your… bandwidth can’t cash… today”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up TBTL this week at ol’ Wait Wait”

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Luke: “Oh, I love it!”

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Luke: “Oh… my a-God in heaven”

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Luke: “These are people… four of them”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christmas with the Krumps. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me be accurate… Accurate, yet general… Accurate, yet vague; which is, you know, one of the things we’re known for on this show (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meanwhile, you guys talking about your children makes no sense to us. You have a daughter, Luke! Why do I have to keep reminding you of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Straight outta cheese? Straight outta cheese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Theo’s the boy or Theo’s the girl? Theo’s the boy. So, Theo is this cat. He’s the old one. He’s the boy, (Right) he’s big and he’s ornery. Right. And Professor Bananas is a girl. A girl, she’s scared, and tiny, and like Nermal”

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With #2519 landing on an extended holiday weekend, Luke and Andrew record an intro for this special edition of the show and then played #2413 in a collector’s series. For clips from #2413, browse on over to this page.

 

Andrew: “Well, I’ll, I’ll tell you what, Luke. You really had me in stitches… and, I…”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “You’ve gained zero hair, hairs; but, hundreds of confidence”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cowabunga, my friends. Cowabunga indeed”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why are you… why are you saying this? Kevin! Kevin, are you okay? This really is turned into a black Friday”

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Luke: “But, like… honestly… and, this is so… lame of me”

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Luke: “But… what we’re really here to talk about on this Friday; which, is definitely a Friday. It’s a real thing. We’re really recording it on Friday. Rich and Linda are real. Rudy’s real. And, this is really a Friday show”

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Luke: Making data processing beeping and booping sounds

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Luke: “Truly was a November to remember”

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Luke: “You ready, Ru-dog? Crap… she’s not in here. Start over”

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