TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2520

Andrew: “And, he is making… these demon sounds coming from this box. Demon sounds coming from this box. The box has a picture of a cartoon cat… and it says ‘Cats are just angels with whiskers'”

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Andrew: “And, he’s one of our best friends, by the way. I’m not giving his name; and, I pray to God, he doesn’t hear this”

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Andrew: “‘Andrews… ruining Andrews… for Andrews’, is my slogan”

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Andrew: “Be prepared for me to snuggle the hell out of you… for like four days after you quote/unquote ‘hurt your foot'”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m speaking in riddles”

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Andrew: “But, she just, kind of, without saying ‘Bingo’, she said ‘Bingo'”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what you’re telling me now!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just couldn’t do that”

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Andrew: “It’s a goddamn holiday miracle. I’m being forced to swear for my job”

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Andrew: “It’s jazz, baby!”

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Andrew: Mimicking a pained meowing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, crap”

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Andrew: “Professor will sometimes lump it up”

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Andrew: “Something-Something’s Christmas Vacation”

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Andrew: “The New York Times customer service is not the New York Times of customer service”

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Andrew: “We gotta talk about this stuff before the show!”

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Andrew: “What!!? We can still use our turkey sound effects!? I put mine away! Here it is. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Yes… those turtles love pizza”

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Andrew: “You should recycle that one, Burbank”

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Luke: “And, Andrew, for once, can we make this about me?”

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Luke: “Damn, this hurts, actually”

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Luke: “Don’t, don’t, don’t write a… don’t let your mouth write a check that your… bandwidth can’t cash… today”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up TBTL this week at ol’ Wait Wait”

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Luke: “Oh, I love it!”

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Luke: “Oh… my a-God in heaven”

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Luke: “These are people… four of them”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christmas with the Krumps. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me be accurate… Accurate, yet general… Accurate, yet vague; which is, you know, one of the things we’re known for on this show (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meanwhile, you guys talking about your children makes no sense to us. You have a daughter, Luke! Why do I have to keep reminding you of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Straight outta cheese? Straight outta cheese!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Theo’s the boy or Theo’s the girl? Theo’s the boy. So, Theo is this cat. He’s the old one. He’s the boy, (Right) he’s big and he’s ornery. Right. And Professor Bananas is a girl. A girl, she’s scared, and tiny, and like Nermal”

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