Category: Audio Clips

Listener Joel left a voicemail message that included a song about Luke’s adventure with Morton Williams in New York Jersey and “Italian wine product”.

Listener Joel: Singing a song about Luke getting wine product at Morton Williams in New York Jersey

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Andrew: “But, how was I so stupid for so long”

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Andrew: “Dinger”

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Andrew: “Dinger” #2

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Andrew: “Dinger” #3

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Andrew: “Do ya love me now, Mommy, that all the purples are together!?”

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Andrew: “Five and a half years of doing this show… How have we never come up with ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’? That is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It also is focused on me, which I like.”

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Andrew: “How is it that I’m always in a situation where I have to be the one talking all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m a shy person, why is my tongue hurt from talking too much all the time?”

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Andrew: “If I’m in a, if I’m expecting a call from somebody, I gotta make sure that I turn the dinger up on this thing; but, then, if I have the dinger up and I’m recording TBTL, and the dinger goes off, that’s distracting and the buzzing is distracting.”

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Andrew: “Just me playing one of my… now infamous or, let’s say, celebrated… tongue diaries”

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Andrew: Making a sound in the background

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Andrew: “Oh, we got, we got to the hot talk, baby!”

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Andrew: “Shut up!”

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Andrew: Singing “Taking care of business… every day”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up! I’ll take it”

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Andrew: Singing “Wrap it up”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew and Luke: Conjugating “vagal” as if it were a verb

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Andrew and Luke: “I laugh a lot, I love a lot, (Mmm-hmm) and I leak a lot. Yeah… lives, laugh, leak”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is this our skyjinks story?! Yes!”

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Luke: “By the way, I blame… this a little bit on you”

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Luke: “First they came… for the other team’s players, and I said nothing. Then Thursday Night Football came for… eighty percent for the Seattle Seahawks… and there was nowhere there, there’s no one there to defend me”

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Luke: “How is your tongue feeling, my friend?”

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Luke: “I didn’t have to go find the lice, the lice found me, Andrew. But, that’s just, you know… that’s the, that’s the world I grew up in”

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Luke: “I feel like a modern day Studs Terkel up here”

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Luke: “I weep for the longest running co-host of your life, Genevieve”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Pleep–people… sheeple… pleeple”

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Luke: “This is turning into ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Walsh’… and, I knew it… I knew it was gonna happen when you said you didn’t answer your phone. I… I knew I was gonna… This is on me”

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Luke: “What is nobler… to maketh plans and cancel them; or, to have never made plans at all?”

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Luke: “You will never let me forget that!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just wanna to… kinda get a few… of these things kind of buttoned up before we, before we go outward facing with this date. Long-haired business dater. Another one! Shut up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York Jersey!? New York Jersey!? Get a councilwoman”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Take… this broken tongue”

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Andrew: “Gimlet Media presents: Lockjaw… The Andrew Walsh Story!”

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Andrew: “He’s, he’s touching my wrist again, guys. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “If my fantasy team wins the fantasy league this year… I’m taking to the fantasy streets and I’m gonna burn me a fantasy couch”

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Andrew: “It’s very nice to meet you, Mr. Program Director. Does this look pussy to you?”

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Andrew: “Listen, Nate Tobey!”

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Andrew: “No one hits the high notes like The Tongue”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you do this?” and making a fart sound

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Andrew: “The big, open sore on my tongue is hitting my teeth!”

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Andrew: “When I say three times in a row, ‘I can’t remember. I can’t remember. I can’t remember…’ That’s when you reach over and gently touch my wrist”

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Andrew: “You are my, my juice guru”

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Andrew: “You can’t OD on ibuprofen, right?”

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Andrew: “Your fantasy team is like your dreams; nobody wants to hear you talk about it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the deal with me… and… I’ve been waiting… for a good six years to have, to finally hear the answer to this question. I have the best tongue in radio. Ohh!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I consider myself the Kayne of Chicago. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “I downloaded Duolingo and have been practicing my Pandora; so… this holiday, I speak Pandora as well (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s wrong with your tongue? A lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is your face turning pink and green? All the ibuprofen I took”

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Luke: “‘Are you coming to Third Coast?’ He says, ‘Your old hairline is here'”

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Luke: “Dang it!”

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Luke: “How about gravy and vodka?”

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Luke: “I think you were a little wigged out”

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Luke: “I’m bored of my story”

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Luke: “It puts the lotion in the shopping basket!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Look at all these hipsters!”

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Luke: “Look… the robo–the robot… the robot did me dirty on the draft”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, that’s a-spicy spin–skin graft!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “I… had the Times of our lives”

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Luke: “The longest running skimble-skamble… on the show”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when phones ring”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love… the way you look… on tomorrow’s show”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I know you’re a ‘Live Wires’ fan. Live Wire, yeah. (Live Wire) Yeah. But, the song.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Touching haptics… (We were…) and making a living!”

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Andrew: “Boy, this is really bad. So, can we cut this, can we just cut this whole thing out?”

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Andrew: “Do you think that this podcast is now the… number one scat related… scat, musical scat, related podcast?”

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Andrew: “Ehh… I mean… Ehh”

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Andrew: “Get outta my head”

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Andrew: “God, I wish I hadn’t said that either. Lot of stuff to cut out today.”

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Andrew: “Good, it’s a happy ending. Sorry you don’t miss Seattle. I still think it’s a good city; but… whatever”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where to end my sentences; and, I’m scared of awkward pauses”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna know what’s going on in there!”

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Andrew: “I know for a fact there are listeners… who are just straight up angry… that I’ve, that I’ve… let this disease spread into TBTL. So, you’re welcome.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have to give the show some laughing gas”

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Andrew: “If you’re going through all the trouble of going through and counting your characters, you’ve already lost. Sorry Chrissy. Sorry Luke. Sorry John Mayer.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Podcast-a-gram”

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Andrew: Pronunciation of the word “routes”

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Andrew: Saying “You see what I have to work with” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Skittle-skattle”

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Andrew: Sweet squeaks of an infant marsupial

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Andrew: “Too Skimble To Skamble”

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Andrew and Luke: Beware of those that want to play a game where they numb half your face, hold your tongue and tickle it

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Luke: “Because, I have… two beds, and there’s one Burbank”

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Luke: “Do not come near this eyeball with that laser, please”

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Luke: “I… I did do something, Andrew, that would really… you would not be a fan of”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be a real skimble-skamble”

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Luke: “My wife, God love her”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew. Come on, dude”

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Luke: Saying “Give ’em the funny gas” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s… tongue stabbing time!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh… Andy, Andy, Andy, it’s… possibly the only usable content we’ve had this hour. Shush-shush-shush-shuh-shuh-shuh-shuh…”

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Luke: “That was a trap; and, you fell into it”

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Luke: “This is not a hot take. This is not even a lukewarm take”

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Luke: “Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter”

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Luke: “We cover… scat singing, we cover scat, we cover guano”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you trying to sedate me? I’m trying to se-Ders you”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke shushing Andrew and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s fire tweets originate from his belly

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Luke and Andrew: Not all John Legends sound alike and are not John Mayers

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, let’s really take this to interesting town. (Oh my God. What did I do?) Rest your tongue up, Andrew; because, it’s about to get interesting… and, I’m gonna need you in a minute”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rest your tongue. Rest your sweet, pretty tongue. Oh, eew, oh, gah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Skimble… Skamble… Skimble”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you for making this our job, even on days… when ever word is agony for Andrew… And, that’s just your words. Hey-oh! Oh, good stuff. Really good stuff.”

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Clips from the No Point Conversion portion of the show will be pulled and posted at a later time.

Several listeners sung their take of the K-Strass Yo-yo Scat on the TBTL voicemail line and some of them were played at the very beginning of the show.

Listeners: Leaving yo-yo scatting songs on the TBTL voicemail line

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Andrew: “Click. Click. Click. Click.”

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Andrew: Dejected “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Feel the dark side, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I dunno… who, or how… or what… or where… or why”

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Andrew: “I gotta tell you man… Why do I go back here?”

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Andrew: “I had nothing to do with that”

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Andrew: “I should not say this… because… maybe it’s cruel. I don’t think it’s cruel”

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Andrew: “Mmm… Howdy, howdy, Mr. Rowdy”

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Andrew: “Not to sound like a true PC warrior here”

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Andrew: “People are bringing it”

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Andrew: “Putting aside all of this political correctness… run amoke talk”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: “The Ol’ Crying Tree”

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Andrew: “Whoa! How did we end up there?”

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Andrew: “You’re booging me… Do you mean to boog me?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew expecting some angry e-mails on messing up a Star Wars quote and Luke thinks that I will sharpshoot them

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, the coffee’s getting to me… Oh, great… is Coffee Andrew here, now? Cof–Hey… the Coffee Andrew monster’s here”

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Luke: “Bringing you episode two-thousand, four-hundred and eighty… three, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “By the way, did you see how I made this about travel? So… Burbank, one… listeners and Walsh, zero. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “Holly trees are nasty”

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Luke: “I am your host, coming to you… from the southern tip… of Central Park… in New York Jersey (New York City!?)”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to New York-splain”

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Luke: “Loosey… goosey”

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Luke: “Political correctness run amoke”

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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, watch out for coffee monsters. And, watch out for Andrew the coffee monster”

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Luke and Andrew: Anticipating what my reaction would be to Luke saying the incorrect show number at the top of the show

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