Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Andrew: “Bing!”

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Andrew: “Don’t do it, Linh! Go outside. Take a walk, get some fresh air. Do not, do not give in to every ridiculous thing that Luke and I suggest on this show. Please, I will feel guilty.”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “I listened to Stern, played on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I, I assume that this guy was… probably a… a veteran on both the War on Cars… and the War on Christmas, I would assume. But, fighting the good fight for both of them.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get this so wrong!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Linh, do not do that please!”

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Andrew: “My summer of Stern”

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Andrew: Saying “Not to be confused with a fire triangle tweet” in a chopped and screwed manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, ooogh” and growling

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Andrew: “The guy who is sitting in the seat directly behind me… gets on his phone… and starts having the loudest, and excuse my language… but… douchiest… with a capital ‘ouchiest’ conversation”

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Andrew: “The podcast will shock you!”

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Andrew: “They had to bring in a crew to get all of the mansplain out of that plane afterwards”

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Andrew: “Thousands of Andrews… suddenly screaming out, then being silenced. Wait, what? I dunno. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “Well, this is not interesting radio talk”

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Andrew: “Y-Yes! Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew: “You got ‘gazi’d!”

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Andrew: “You totally sleuthed that out like a… like a the, the creepiest Hardy Boy ever”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinking about layering up his version of Top Story to create a chorus of it, but then doesn’t want one to be created

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Andrew and Luke: Dazzling Don’t Tell

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Andrew and Luke: Phamtasia

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Luke: “Are you confusing Richard Lewis and Eddie Murphy again?”

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Luke: “Because, once you have information you’re not supposed to have, you have to… you have to firewall that off”

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Luke: “Burp King of Valley City… #HillaryLiedPeopleDied #Burpghazi? I don’t know what I was trying to do there”

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Luke: “Cancel your weekend, Pham!”

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Luke: “I consider him the ombudshodor… of… podcasting”

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Luke: “I have a lot of personal problems… and, I think that’s apparent to who listens to this show”

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Luke: “I think I have some residual butthurtedness”

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Luke: “I went through on the whole list and I’m not on there”

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Luke: “Is it possible that he was a… an FBI: Female Body Inspector?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Maybe this is just one of those shows where I just… admit a lot of… deep… dark, sad stuff”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude. That is like ripped from the headlines of your life!”

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Luke: “Rock ‘n’ Roll!!”

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Luke: Struggling to not say something

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Luke: “These mother-effers”

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Luke: “We’d like to start our pre-boarding… right now, any… women… and… parents with small children… others who need assistance… and, any veterans of the War on Christmas. We thank you for your service.”

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Luke: “Well, no doy”

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Luke: “You’ll be hot-talking it, bruh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was all my little… progressive, liberal… snowflake heart could do to not try to explain you can’t build your way out of congestion. Right! Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then you get to… Richard Karn… the guy from Home Improvement. Not the famous guy from Home Improvement! The other guy from Home Improvement! What other guy? The guy on the other side of the fence? No, I think that… Not that guy. But, like, Tim Allen’s sidekick. By the way, words I hope are never attributed to me at my funeral. Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This Internet is overrated! It really is!”

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With Luke and Andrew prepping to record portions of their upcoming Halloween Spooktacular radio show, they played one of the TBTL Secret Shows from a few years ago. The following are clips from the first part of the show that leads up to said secret show.

Andrew: “Boy, am I annoying… in some of these”

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Andrew: “Cuz, we felt like we would reward you with even more of our blabber”

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Andrew: “Don’t… let my teasing get in your head. I’m serious!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey!”

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Andrew: “I like old dirty blankets”

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Andrew: “I think he gets some sort of perverse pleasure out of it, I think”

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Andrew: “I was trying to do the math in my head”

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Andrew: “I’m just doing the mental math on that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nah… those guys love me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just trying to think if I ever had radio gold in me. I’m just doing the mental math on that. One time… (Yeah, one time) I think. And then… turns out it was just gas, (Yeah) which is a problem”

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Luke: “Buddy, can you spare a secret show?”

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Luke: “Don’t make me trot my patented… and much loved, afghan hot take out again”

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Luke: “I needed to show… where… where the Bobo… did the bad thing”

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Luke: Singing “Well, I heard they made a secret show. To listen to it, you had to give some dough”

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Luke: “Tap into your deep fear of success… and, channel it into the Halloween show”

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Luke: “They’re sort of the owners of this secret programming… and, now, we’re just kind of… what are we, open sourcing it? We’re just putting it out there. This is becoming the Linux of secret shows. Anyone can listen to it and modify it, and improve it.”

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Luke: “We have a special show for you today”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our donors of the day… my worst enemies”

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Luke and Andrew: “I needed to show… where… where the Bobo… did the bad thing. (Okay) Hey, thanks donors of the day! I am sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: Using the regular TBTL recording to get the usual, annoying habits out before doing the Halloween special

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While discussing TV jingles, Andrew mistakenly sung “By Brennan!” instead of “By Mennen!”. This lead Andrew and Luke to sing “By Brennen!” and “By Brenden!” several times. Below is the compilation of the clips of them singing those jingles. You can find the individual clips along with the other clips from the show.

Andrew and Luke: Singing “By Brennen!” and “By Brenden!”

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Andrew: “I Duke you”

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Andrew: “It’s the Cocoa Krispies of… audio!”

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Andrew: Singing “By Brenden!”

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Andrew: Singing “By Brennen! By Brenden!”

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Andrew: Singing “By Brennen!”

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Andrew: Singing “You’re going to love it!”

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Andrew: Singing the McDonald’s jingle and saying “We’re caving it!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “We went for two and a half hours yesterday, my friend. Two and a half hours. You almost might say that’s Toomgis… We were ‘Toomqis’: Too much questionable stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is there a love note? Probably starts with a love note. There it is! (There it is!)”

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Luke: “And… we’ll tell you… how to… how to, sort of… kill off your sitcom wife, and how not to”

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Luke: “Back… at it again… with the white Vans”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: Funny Laugh #2

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Luke: “How did you notice that!?!”

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Luke: “I’m starting a new… sitcom called, ‘Luke Can’t Wait'”

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Luke: Singing “By Brenden!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “By Brennen!”

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Luke: Singing the McDonald’s jingle and saying “Shoulda got here four minutes ago”

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Luke: “Their plastic… to-go… cutlery… is made out of… like a… like the tears of a dreamcatcher”

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Luke: “Things are gonna start getting accountable… now!”

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Luke: “Watch your butts!”

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Luke: “Were you a monk!?”

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