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Clips From TBTL #2365: Luke Burbank Edition

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Luke: “Alright everybody, thanks for… no pointing around with us…”

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Luke: “Black ties and blue jeans”

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Luke: Chuckling and saying “Oh, man!”

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Luke: “Day Games: Champion of the Night Plans”

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Luke: “Everybody be cool. This is a robbery!”

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Luke: “Holy shit!!”

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Luke: “I do it all the different ways”

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Luke: “I was a bad kid. I’m a bad adult, but I was a bad kid too.”

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Luke: “i.e.: Man boobs getting boobier”

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Luke: “Not to take this to dark town”

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Luke: “Number four… all over the head”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, Walsh. I just realized… there’s no Mariner game today.”

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Luke: “Paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a run-a-way?” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s hand-forged e-mail scamming”

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Luke: “This is special, you guys. This. Is. Special.”

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Luke: “This is special!!”

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Luke: “This is special!! Paint your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought “Going number four all over the head”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I have an update on that bald spot, by the way. On your bald spot? Yeah. Well, you paint it? Sick! I don’t have a bald spot. Maybe I had a bad haircut.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Call me ‘Suit’ and call you ‘Cheapskate’? You bastard!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Player who is designated for assignment is immediately removed from the team’s forty man roster; and, the team must choose either of the following options: install a new floor in a bathroom… I was gonna say.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we bring a unicycle on the road trip? Ah, nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You even did a great job plugging the Little Red Bandwagon; which, went on to be voted King5 Best of Western Washington’s fourth best podcast. Is that serious? I think so. Holy shit!! Good job you guys!”

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Clips From TBTL #2365: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “Hey, man. I totally stepped on your… bald spot”

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Andrew: “I love that joke, honey bunny”

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Andrew: “I will not!! I will not… pay a lot!”

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Andrew: “Keep it clean”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, somebody’s been reading the newslett…”

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Andrew: “Lukles!”

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Andrew: Making trying to remember something sounds

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Andrew: “Now, you’re back at it again with the bald… painting.”

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Andrew: “Okay, one more question for you and it’s about your feelings”

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Andrew: “Okay, you forced my hand”

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Andrew: Singing “Day games”

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Andrew: “The takeaway is: Andrew’s an idiot”

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Andrew: “You medicate your bald spot?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew furiously typing away and Luke saying “Thank you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know if just because I’m just… I got so much other… bodily garbage doing on; but, I just… Man, early show title just flowing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Perry levels of coolness, right? Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew and Luke: Motter: Grand Slammer and Sandwich Artist with a specialty in salami

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Andrew and Luke: “Poker. It’s all about pokers. Oh, man!”

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Clips From TBTL #2364: Barbara Bogaev Edition

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Barbara Bogaev: “And I do, I want to hear more about your nasal passages”

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Barbara Bogaev: “How long is your show!?”

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Barbara Bogaev: “I really, I missed my fucking chance!”

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Barbara Bogaev: “I’m not sure I’d recommend him to Morning Edition. Mental health services…”

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Barbara Bogaev: “It’s utter, utter, utter bullshit”

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Barbara Bogaev: Quietly saying “It’s a trap!”

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Barbara Bogaev: Saying “Oh, Fräulein Bogaev of Philadelphia… we know who you are!!” as a German interrogator

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Barbara Bogaev: “Such a fail”

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Barbara Bogaev: “That sounds… kind of wrong”

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Barbara Bogaev: “While Andrew’s gone, I’ll keep telling you guys more hacks”

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Barbara Bogaev: “Who are you!!?”

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Barbara Bogaev: “Yeah… Tell me more about Bobby”

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Barbara Bogaev: “‘You… do not… have a voice for radio. You will never go on the air again!'”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “And you know Evan. Evan was my other producer. Oh, shit! No, you’re right! Even was like the best producer in the world! Goddamn it! This show’s over. Oh, Andrew, I miss you so much. I miss you so much.”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “At this point, I’m gonna admit that I made this up. Oh, you j–!! I’m assuming that (I really didn’t) you did not. I didn’t. No, I didn’t do that.”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “I am on top of all of that travel stuff. (Right…) Luke and I have to talk. Yeah, I know”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “I can’t wait to meet that shithead. Get it all out! Get it all out.”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “I’m delighted to be here. (An hour or two, whatever it’s gonna be) What show is this again?”

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Barbara Bogaev and Andrew: “Now, stick your head in the coffee. God, this coffee seriously smells so good!”

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Clips From TBTL #2364: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “How in the hell have you not tried that!?”

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Andrew: “I’m glad that you’re not a terrorist anymore, Barbara”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap! It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: “Jokes? Nobody told me that I needed to bring jokes to this gig.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and laughing

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Andrew: “So anyway, how do you end up on a terrorist watchlist?”

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Andrew: “That is not true, Barbara!”

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Andrew: “The shit’s in the bag”

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Andrew: The TBTL Show Number Calculator Robot was off by one

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?!”

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Andrew: “Why don’t you believe me when I tell you, you’re in one of my top ten favorite people in the world. Like, that is why! Goddamn it, man! You’re such a professional! That’s so great!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, this is what I do now! This is what I do now.”

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Andrew: “You are in LA right now, and I can hear you laughing! How’s it going!?”

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Andrew Walsh and Barbara Bogaev: “And remember: No mountain to tall… and good fucks to all. Come on!! I did that on purpose”

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Andrew Walsh and Barbara Bogaev: Andrew asked Barbara Bogaev who her favorite producer to work with was when Andrew worked with her

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Andrew Walsh and Barbara Bogaev: Andrew thought his uvula was his tonsils and vice versa

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Andrew Walsh and Barbara Bogaev: Laughing

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Andrew Walsh and Barbara Bogaev: “You were really psyched to learn that you can swear. Is there anything, do you just want to like, do you want to let anything loose… (Sweet Jesus, thank you so much!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2363

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Andrew: “But, let’s not be a baby about it”

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Andrew: “D.J. ‘Judgment Day’ Moffett”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “I got something to say about D.J.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t have felt awkward, but I felt really awkward; and, I just wanted every, every atom in my body to scream out to her, ‘I’m okay! I’m, I’m okay… I promise! I know there’s no reason you should believe that, but I am.'”

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Andrew: “I was Mr. Fund Drive Producer”

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Andrew: Imitating sound of a bong hit

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Spreadshee”

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Andrew: “No, hell no!”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I stalled out there. I was trying to think of a spoof. Failed. Leaving it in.”

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Andrew: “That used to be my jam, man”

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Andrew: “That’s a tuner, bro!”

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Andrew: “That’s where this shit always falls apart, right?”

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Andrew: “To D.J. Moffett!!”

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Andrew: Unsure “Maybe”

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Andrew: “Whoa”

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Andrew and Luke: “Closer, but less classy? Closer, but less classy, possible show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: Forvikian Jokes

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just say that you leave it be, right? Ha-ha-ha. But, let’s just say… Have you met us?!”

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Luke: “And, if you want me to put on pants to prove it, I will.”

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Luke: “And, it’s… 4/20, my dude!”

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Luke: “Holy calamity, damn insane”

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Luke: “How… little… faith… do you have in me?”

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Luke: “I actually think this coffee machine might be getting ready to blow”

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Luke: “I gotta know… which Hotel deLuxe employee does not think I’m the bomb”

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Luke: “Night surfing… deserves a quiet night”

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Luke: Saying “I love you Mary Jane!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Think about that shit!!”

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Luke: “What!?”

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Luke: “What kind of dingus am I?”

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Luke and Andrew: D.J. vs J.D. Moffett

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Luke and Andrew: “Get a Ford truck!! Yeah!! You’re a man!! Eager, man!! Winner winner, chicken dinner!! Men don’t drive Yarises!”

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Luke and Andrew: Hurtful Joke and Muted Mic

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Luke and Andrew: “I go with Booking.Yeah, and you go with Booking.Eh. Nyeh! Neh!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s story about seeing Michael Stipe in Prospect Park

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Luke and Andrew: “Now we’re making D.J. sound like Bill Brasky. Yeah! ‘He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. To D.J. Moffett!!!’ (To D.J. Moffett!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which… is totally attracting sharks! Oh God! Think about that shit!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2362

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Andrew: “As the gyro flies”

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Andrew: “Don’t fly over the water!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. I just don’t think they got it anymore.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “What’s going through your head!? And… how does that work in your mind?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There have been times in my life where… literally, like people were asking me out, or implying… I’ve left so many notes on your car, it’s not even funny. Dude, that’s Genevieve’s car. I’m gonna punch you in the nose.”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re in business.. end… of the ham”

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Andrew and Luke: “What I do is I write my embarrassing memories on a little slip of paper, and then put it in a bucket. And then… You call it a ‘Fuck It’ bucket. That’s not what I call it.”

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Luke: “A hard password is gonna fall”

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Luke: “I did not want to miss my chance to blow”

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Luke: “It’s worked great on my bald spot”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, you fools. Oh, you naive fools.”

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Luke: “Well, I’ve got something to say”

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Luke: “You ain’t no Mickey Mantle”

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Luke: “You… poor… naive… bastard”

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Luke and Andrew: Gyrocopters and Gyros

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Luke and Andrew: Luke eating some Persian cucumbers and Andrew does a Vlasic Pickles Stork impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: Sears’ shady side is their food department

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s some Star Trek shit, yo! I know!”

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