Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Also, I’m worried that if we get a PO Box, it takes away a big chunk of content of this show; which is, me complaining about not having a PO Box.”

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Andrew: “Boop, boop, booping away”

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Andrew: “Come on, let me just do the death kill… here. Or, death blow or whatever.”

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Andrew: “Eyes wide shut. I do my taxes in a very weird way. It’s a very sexy way, but it’s a weird way.”

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Andrew: “Fuck it, it’s time to do push-ups”

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Andrew: “Hey, if you’re gonna Whatcom the talk, you better… Shit!!”

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Andrew: “I want my figure to be fit by the time I get outta here; because, it’s gonna be bikini season”

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Andrew: “I wonder about that”

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Andrew: “I, I celebrated my one Hearthiversary recently”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been to Vegas… yet!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Like a… I guess one of those sanitary n… not sanitary napkin. That is the wrong word.”

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Andrew: “Now, I don’t even know if I’m just telling his story wrong”

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Andrew: “See, this is an example where I need to be a little bit more Burbanky”

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Andrew: “The Fast and the Furry…ous?”

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Andrew: “Umm… uh… no.”

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Andrew: “What do you call yourselves? The Tax Advisors!”

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Andrew: “When is it lump time?”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw!”

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Luke: “All your tax are belong to the IRS?”

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Luke: “Are you the Leeroy Jenkins of Hearthstone?”

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Luke: “Boo-gyoor King. Boo-gyoor Rey. Boo-roo Rey. [ph]“

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Luke: “Can I deduct… a magazine subscription; also, what are you doing to my wife!?”

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Luke: “Can’t start, won’t start”

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Luke: “He’s a CPA in the streets and a wild man in the sheets”

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Luke: “I… could… get… this… in… there!”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”

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Luke: “If you’re gonna What the Com, oh shit!”

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Luke: “It was a wild time in the 80s!”

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Luke: “Pod-dog… is down the hall, just… just mean-mugging my brother-in-law”

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Luke: Rolling his Rs when saying “Roo-ful-lays [ph] has ridges”

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Luke: Singing “I see Mountain Dew… Mr. Pibb” in a Louis Armstrong manner

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Luke: “Welcome to The Little Red Baggin, toi toi toi toi toi”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing #2

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Luke and Andrew: “Tax Day, Tax Day, gotta get down on Tax Day (That’s the song)”

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Luke and Andrew: The Little Red Baggin

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #2360, clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of the show are in a separate post.

 

Andrew: “And this might just be… me and my glorious body”

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Andrew: “Eff it! We’ll do it live!!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroons!!”

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Andrew: “I hate the feel of jeans… right out of the washer and dryer. Like, they’re, they’re stiffer and they take me a day to get ’em back into my, into my ugly curves of my body. If you know what I mean, like…”

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Andrew: “Ice, Ice Maybe?”

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Andrew: “It took me a really long time; but, I got there”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ, you’re good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “I’m trying to make… You know what? Just send me a hundred bucks.”

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Andrew: MFGA: Make Finland Great Again

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Andrew: “No, you’re totally right”

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Andrew: Saying “How pissed do you think Kool-Aid is about that!?” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Saying “ipDT-Hell” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “Luke’s kind of nervous about his weight” in a nasally voice

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Andrew: Saying “This is how you treat this thing” in a semi-sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Shocked Gasp

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Andrew: “This one had no toenails. Stop talking about that.”

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Andrew: “You’re just in a sea of… floating words”

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Luke: “Also found out that my wife thinks I’m a gross person”

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Luke: “Am I crazy?”

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Luke: Cute Giggling Sound

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Luke: “Fine. Fine. Fine. I’ll do it.”

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Luke: “He’s stupid like a fox”

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Luke: “I don’t think I have the right to. I just got pwned by you.”

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Luke: “I thought jeans were like a cast-iron skillet that needs to seasoned. Am I crazy?”

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Luke: “I’m saying words, and I guess, most of the time, they line up in some sort of vaguely logical fashion; but, I actually have no conscious thought about the words that are coming out of my mouth as I’m saying them.”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice Baby” reference gone awry due to messing up a line

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Luke: “Oof”

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Luke: Saying “ipDTL” in a spooky manner

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Luke: Saying “Luke’s feeling embarrassed about his weight and… Andrew’s got a big night that he’s nervous about” in a nasally voice

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Luke: “Shia, Shia, Shia”

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Luke: Singing “Goodnight baby, sleep tight my love.”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… wait!”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna do this. I’m not gonna do this. I’m not doing this. Thank God, this isn’t happening.”

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Luke: Whispering “Shia, Shia, Shia”

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Luke: “You need to wash those jeans!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A new religion… that’ll bring you to your knees… Walsh Velvet, if you please. Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, whenever you just see the ‘Whatever version of 4chan,’ you just know nothing good is happening there. Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… damn!! (Yeah!) The student has become the master! (There you go!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, Andrew… thing one: the person thinking about doing the cheating was a woman. Ahh, that’s not, nope. That’s not, that doesn’t scan with my gender specific view of the world, Luke. Exactly, Andrew. I just blew your mind.”

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Andrew: “And if so, I’ll kill him!!!”

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Andrew: “Are you gonna be the most chill booking I’ve ever had; or, is this the beginning of a nightmare?”

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Andrew: “I am a fidgeter”

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Andrew: “I felt like a terrorist for a second”

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Andrew: “Is it me?!?”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you a question”

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Andrew: “Like, my gut is my most embarrassing feature of me, and that includes my brain; so, that’s how bad it is.”

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Andrew: “No shit”

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Andrew: “Oh, did she say anything? I just laughed at ya.”

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Andrew: “Oh, here comes the guess! Here comes the guess! Are you ready?”

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Andrew: “Oh, is that the version you’re telling?”

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Andrew: Quickly singing lyrics to “These Eyes” by The Guess Who

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Andrew: Singing “These eyes”

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Andrew: “This is bugging me, man!”

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Andrew: “This is me talkin’!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has some spoofs and will be whizzing some smokers

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Luke: “And I didn’t see anything… and, I went into a complete panic”

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Luke: “Don’t try to contain your joy”

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Luke: “Don’t… praise… the machine”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m sitting here ready to be whizzed. Wait a minute, that came out wrong.”

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Luke: “Let’s go ahead and, and let the fun out. Who let the fun out, by the way?”

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Luke: “Nirvana!!”

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Luke: “Right!?”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: “Talk about Net Non-Neutrality, my friend”

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Luke: “That is how… that is, that is how hardwired the pathways of my little pea brain are”

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Luke: “This is Apollonia of nothing”

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Luke: Trying to sing and remember lyrics from Prince’s “U Got The Look”

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Luke: “You know, the show is like a dynasty: You screw it up and then you walk away… and you let Laura Hadden fix it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna give you a ‘Forget-Me-Now’. Okay. Or… or even a, if you so choose, a ‘Forget-Me-Shot'”

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Luke and Andrew: “If every once in a blue moon, you actually got someone who had, you know, a bunch of C4… in one of their butthole flaps. Then, it’d be like, (Come on) that would be exciting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pretty good, Akinator and Walshinator! Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We can do that on the road trip if you want. I’ll come in and throw a grapefruit at you! Okay, but I’m gonna have a knife.”

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Andrew: “God bless him for trying”

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Andrew: “God, don’t make me edit the show! I don’t wanna edit the show!”

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Andrew: “I know that we’ve talked about this a lot. I’m not trying to put you on blast here, or Front Street, or the, the Michelada, the Bud Light Michelada hot seat”

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Andrew: “I’m so sorry, Luke. I’m so sorry, everybody. I’m so sorry that I have to be the second half of this podcast.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah, please don’t get us in trouble”

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Andrew: “Right now!”

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Andrew: “Rugrats and Burns”

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Andrew: Saying “Stop… criminal!” in a robotic manner

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Andrew: “What size nuts do we need again, or… Don’t make a joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been prepping for a segment all morning, which means Luke and Andrew will get into an argument

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Andrew and Luke: “This jazz is really jazzy (Is really jazzin’)”

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Luke: “Boo-roo Rey [ph]“

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Luke: “But, that’s fine. Everything’s fine. Everything’s going great.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Get back Lady Riefenstahl!!!”

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Luke: “Hamburguesa King”

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Luke: “I know how to call the PDs in all the different ways!”

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Luke: Luke thought he lost his car with Rudy in it

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… Apollonia of nothing”

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Luke: “Pod-dog… I had a little scare with the Pod-dog today”

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Luke: Saying “Something is arriving! Something is arriving!” as Borat

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Luke: Singing in a Prince-like manner

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “So, a lot of asterisks on that whole statement I just made”

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Luke: “‘US MARINE'”

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Luke: “Way to go, humanity!”

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Luke: “We get it! We get it.”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “You wanna talk about some Minority Report shit”

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Luke and Andrew: Ranting about Seattle Mariners commentators

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