Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “America, how dare you even make this a close election?”

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Andrew: “But, I wanted to do it my way”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “How about this for being glib about a very important day in, in our country”

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Andrew: “I do not want to fucking socialize tonight”

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Andrew: “I, I get like a big baby”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll ride this dragon and see where it goes”

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Andrew: “My beard hiding my face news”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Such a fun game!”

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Andrew: “This is real corny shit I’m about to say”

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Andrew: “What’s my happy place?”

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Andrew: “Wrong country, dude!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a family man, (Mmm-hmm) I don’t believe in abortion, (That’s right) I don’t believe in Communism… I can’t remember what she said.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s so sad! Why am I playing this!?! Alright, well stop then. We don’t have (Alright) to anything we don’t want to do today, Andrew. (Yeah, okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God! (What the) What a… beast! What a tank!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me about the Clinton presidency, George. (Yes!) Tell me (That’s right) about the Clinton presidency (That’s right)”

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Luke: “And also, I couldn’t play fucking Count Duckula anymore”

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Luke: “And this motherfucker won’t even agree to that!”

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Luke: “Goddamn it. I’m gonna open up some champagne tonight”

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Luke: “He is a walking hole of insecurity”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone.”

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Luke: “Hi, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I don’t think he can personally, emotionally handle the idea of standing on stage and saying, ‘I lost. I was not number one.’ I think that that, honestly… when he, if he utters those words, his body will de-materialize.”

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Luke: “I was considering writing on Twitter; that, if Trump wins this election, that I’ll never forgive white people”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m really just frigging obsessed”

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Luke: “Indeed”

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Luke: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town.”

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Luke: “Not really a politics-head. More of a sneaking around in the neighbor’s yard-head.”

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Luke: Singing “I can’t do it all on my own”

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Luke: “These are our Chicago Hope donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I just wanted to strangle my Sonos. (Right) And, I don’t mean that as a euphemism.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got it! (What do you got?) I got it. I got it. I got it… I got it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Gollum… I’m Gollum, just kind of like, slinking around a cave looking for my precious. (Right) My, my precious is something that makes me feel less anxious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve become so tense. I know.”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s Dixville Notch, not Dixhole Notch

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Luke and Andrew: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town. Power out!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got a text on his telephone, on his cellular telephone

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Luke and Andrew: “Opposite brands of nonsense. You know? Possible… Show title! Writing it down. Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall… Line? Good luck to all.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What (Wow) the heck!?”

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Luke: “A rare appearance from Pod-dog!”

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Luke: Andrew is Luke’s little pet

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Luke: “Cuz, you know, your eyebrow is… it’s nature’s zit covering”

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Luke: “Damn it! Why do I have so many songs about dreams!?”

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Luke: “Damn, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Get Andrew!”

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Luke: “Hey Pod-dog, I love you.”

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Luke: “I am psyched!”

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Luke: “I regularly like to throw money into a hole in the water called my boat”

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Luke: “If nothing works, I’ll just… I’ll just paint my bald spot.”

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Luke: “Let’s not get bogged down in the details”

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Luke: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Luke: “Probably, because I was… horfing down a little cotija cheese before the show, as is my, as is my wont.”

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Luke: “Shots! Shots! Shots, shots, shots, shots!”

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Luke: “Shots! Shots! Shots, shots, shots, shots!” #2

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Luke: “That’s a, that’s a bananas number”

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Luke: “This is bananas to me”

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Luke: “What is happening with your eyebrow!?”

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Luke: “You guys are not afraid of beast or man, some of you may be vegetarian. You are our Count Duckula level donors of the day.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wanted Luke to play the bell dings drop

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Luke and Andrew: “Be very, very careful and very prepared Andrew… I was just about to type it in, and nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, Walsh! Yeah!!? When you’re right… (Yeah!!?) you are right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess a couple of different kinds of Labs. There’s the, like, a British version and they’re more athletic. They’re teeth are terrible… Ohhhh. I can’t, I can’t quit you, British tooth joke. But… they’re…”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll eat us… everyone. Oh, no! Is that what he says? What does he say? God bless… God bless us every–God bless us all, everyone? Everybody? God bless us everyone, everybody?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oops! Oops!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The hoi polloi? Yeah. The plebes? The pigeons? The plebes on the way to the Cleve? The plebes on the…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, F-O-O-D. Which, I’m spelling, cuz she’s in the room with me. (Mmm)”

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Andrew: “Andrew for Andrew”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Ca-caw!!?”

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Andrew: Cute “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Hold your fire, everybody”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to describe the feeling of when a song just fills you with some, with something.”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t think that’s sad”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s good; cuz, you know that I don’t like to socialize too much.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Garbage…Man!”

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Andrew: “I’m getting dumber by the way”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna use his name! He’s just doing it to sell steaks! I won’t use the guy’s name!”

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Andrew: “I’m so dumb”

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Andrew: “Keep it short, Walsh, keep it short!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing to Luke playing the “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” drop

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Andrew: Laughing to the “Idiot” drop being played

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Andrew: “Never, never eat from your ice pack. That’s, that’s what they tell ya in the Army.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… I can’t even do this conversation without thinking about the e-mails we’re gonna get!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah; but, don’t send Luke dog diet tips. Send him Luke diet tips!”

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Andrew: Singing “In the morning”

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Andrew: “Who is it!?!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!?”

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Andrew: “Yes! But those are for me!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew feels like he’s getting dumber and dumber, Luke plays an “Idiot” drop, Andrew cracks up

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets his well-deserved bell dings for being correct on which actor said “Hey, cheer up! It’s Taco Tuesday.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing after Luke plays a clip of someone saying “Idiot” and Luke saying “I’m glad you enjoyed that, in the spirit it was intended.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing when Luke tries to think of something funny and end up mentioning Kathy Najimy

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew: TBTL Ombudsman

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Andrew and Luke: Count Duckula, Count Hamsterla and Count What The Fuckula

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I’m just not getting it as much. What’s going on? Maybe I should… Idiot. I’m glad you enjoyed that, in the spirit it was intended.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna miss doing the show the next three days. I’m thinking (Aww) that, like, during your intro.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, when I see her… and she’s always excited to see me; and, you think that’s cuz she thinks I have, like, a, a chain of salamis in my knapsack, like, like, a robber (Yeah, but…) trying to get away (In fairness, in fairness) with something? You do. Yes! But those are for me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re the ones that do the song ‘Birmingham’ that I obsessed with (Oh, right!) in the spring!”

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