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Andrew Walsh Singing Mashup

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On TBTL #2181, Andrew stated that he does not think he has a good singing voice. Over the course of listening to and pulling clips from TBTL for over two years now, I respectfully disagree with Andrew’s opinion of himself. I, then, became curious and started to look for all of the clips that I have pulled from TBTL that I have tagged with Andrew and the term “singing” and created a mashup of all of those clips.

The clips are not in any particular order, maybe with a hint of some alphabetical sorting based on the various filenames. Although each clip already had a buffer of silence at the beginning of the clip, I added another 0.100 second at the beginning so that the clips didn’t just ram right into each other. Once the clips were combined, I did a little bit of trimming to nip/tuck some of the really high peaks in amplitude.

The following is the resulting mashup:

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Clips From TBTL #2181

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Back on TBTL #2180, Andrew and Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman were trying to figure out the name of the song, and who sings it, that Andrew had stuck in his head. TBTL Ten Ashley was able to find the song and it was Peabo Bryson’s “We Had Once in a Lifetime”. Andrew and Phyllis were discussing it on #2181 and Andrew wanted to compare his singing the phrase “Once in a Lifetime” against the original version.

Andrew: Comparing his “Once in a Lifetime” singing against Peabo Bryson

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Later, Andrew tried to play both his version and Peabo Bryson’s version at the same time to see if Andrew nailed or not. Unfortunately, things got tricky and Andrew could not it on the show. So, I played around with things and got the following result:

Peabo Bryson and Andrew: “Once in a Lifetime” Mashup

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Other than the pacing of the phrase “Once in a Lifetime”, which Andrew was a tick or two faster than Peabo Bryson, Andrew was pretty darn spot on.

 

Andrew: “A hornball 40 year old who just wants to get some face time with Katniss Everdeen; but, shit, let’s go with it.”

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Andrew: “And welcome to TBTL, everybody. Luke is gonna be back on Monday.”

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Andrew: “Are they helpful or are they smart-ass?”

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Andrew: “Geez Louise!”

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Andrew: “God dang it! Okay, let’s try it again.”

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Andrew: “I refuse to do it.”

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Andrew: “Keep those feelings bottled up; and then, pour booze on top of them!”

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Andrew: “Let’s talk about us and our relationship for a second here, Phyllis…”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit no!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m just not that fun.”

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Andrew: The listeners came through on figuring out Andrew’s mystery song from #2180

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Archery! Ooh, you lucky duck!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Choosing from four outfit options in a magazine quiz

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “How mad would Luke be if we ended up going to the batting cages without him? (Ha-ha!)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I love badminton, (Oh!) it’s a great lawn game.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I said to the woman, I’m like, ‘So, how long have you been interested in Kelzmer music?’ Ohh! And the woman looked at me and she just said, ‘What did you just say?’ Oh, no!”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “I would watch the shit out of that! Ooh, that’s a new slow TV idea.”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “It dang. Umm, it dinged, or it danged. Umm… (Sure)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: My suggestion of Wienerschnitzel was mentioned on the show

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: Tempest the arcade game

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “That’s what I thought! (Yep)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “We were watching the fights! (Right)”

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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “What the hell is all that noise? Do you hear that? Lawn mowing.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America again.”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “There goes Mr. White America, off to Costa Rica again!”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Well, umm, I love anything where you’re embarrassed; and so, (Shit) leaving the house is great. It’s funny, I hate anything where I’m embarrassed; which, is why I don’t leave the house.”

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Clips From TBTL #2180

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Andrew: “Aww, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh”

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Andrew: “Goddamn, that’s a good song!”

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Andrew: “He’s Stu, the Stu-bot, Neuman.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Stu.”

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Andrew: “I am best known for my love of hot dogs.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to play basketball!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want, I don’t want pity laughs.”

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Andrew: “I just want to rattle through… that’s really… That’s really respectful to the listeners.”

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Andrew: “Just put that remote control right up to your lips and say, ‘CBUT’.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s vacation does continue this week; so, you are stuck with me.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Piper.”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “I’m going hungry”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s a nice day for a senior picture”

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Andrew: Singing “You were once-in-a-lifetime”

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Andrew: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew: “Sure, no problem.”

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Andrew: “That gives you nothing.”

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Andrew: Unable to say “Vitameatavegamin”

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Andrew: “Wasn’t there a song, ‘You were my once in a lifetime’? Does that give you anything?”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is Luke?”

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Andrew: “Whoo-hoo!”

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Andrew: “Ya boy made it. Ya boy made it.”

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Andrew: “You’re my, you’re my fact-checking cuz.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “At this point, I’m just throwing red meat to the Little Red Bandwagon. The, the chum is in the water.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “How do you feel about scatting? Oh God, badly. Okay, let’s move on.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That was a power out, my friend… Really?”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s how you keep ’em Superior. Exactly, that was Erie how that worked. (Ho-ho!) Boom.”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Why are these guys giving themselves hickies, corruption. Why are they handing out so many condoms, corruption. Corruption, yeah.”

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Steve Neuman: “A zillion damn dollars, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “Gol dang it!”

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Steve Neuman: “Gotta want it, gotta coach ’em up. You gotta give a hundred ten percent. Don’t get too high, don’t get too low. Let the chips fall where they may.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew.”

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Steve Neuman: “I enjoy alternative rock and movies that are complicated.”

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Steve Neuman: “Just a bunch of trashy hipsters saying, ‘Put more water in it. Put more water in it.'”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh, sweet! A lot of sex!”

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Steve Neuman: “Santigold, ‘Can’t Get Enough Of Myself'”

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Steve Neuman: Singing “Jeremy spoke in…”

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Steve Neuman: Singing musical portion of a mystery song

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Steve Neuman: “Tahhhhhh, numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers”

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Steve Neuman: “They’re basically all entirely abdominal muscles, those jerk-asses.”

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Steve Neuman: “With 61.5%… Oh, s–aaahhhhhh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Yeah, the tobacco furniture region.”

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Steve Neuman: “You were able to ignore Chekhov’s motorcycle, in order to…”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Singing jazzy version of the mystery song

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Clips From TBTL #2179

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Andrew: “99.999%”

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Andrew: “All you do is hate read now.”

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Andrew: “Alright, let’s stop talking about you and start talking about us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I feel, I feel whole again.”

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Andrew: “But, dude… I am serious. No caffeine today.”

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Andrew: “Ehhh, I don’t like to use the word ‘genius’ to describe my work.”

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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”

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Andrew: “I was O.G… C.Y.O.A.”

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Andrew: “I, I would call it kind of a boot-stompy, hand-clappy thing.”

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Andrew: “Keep your sarcasm for the Grapes of Rad!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My girlfriend dropped something under the couch, and you won’t believe what I found there!”

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Andrew: “Reading is hard!”

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Andrew: “This is not a pleasant expression, but, as my uncle would say, I, I was shaking like a, like a dog pooping peach pits.”

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Andrew: “This is the power of, of the TBTL listenership right here.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “But, like, I want to like soccer more so that I can get excited about… ties. Or whatever. I think they call them draws. Draws.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Genevieve starts laughing when Andrew asks if corruption was involved when Russia got the Sochi Olympics

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I did it, I think… I did it, I think?!?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ll write your eulogy, by the way. Okay, good. I think it’s adorable that you think that you’ll outlive me. That’s also a good point.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “What does conical mean? Like a cone? Oh, okay. Gotcha.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Also, I don’t give an eff about any of the sports.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Elaborate conical bra situations”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God”

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Genevieve Haas: “Sounds like I’m real good at keeping jobs.”

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Genevieve Haas: “What are people thinking?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Yeah, I mean, this is why we can’t have nice things.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Belabor it, we shall. Belabor it, we shall.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Circumvent it and they’ll have to… Circumvent. Cirsumvent. Cirsumvent.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everybody’s in on the click game. Everybody’s in on the click game.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everyone loves surprises. Everyone loves surprises.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You can listen to my blog (Listen to my blog!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2178

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Aaron Mason: Going nuts after losing the quiz

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Aaron Mason: “Hope you like toast!”

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Aaron Mason: “I’m gonna go, Potter!”

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Aaron Mason: “I’m here to compete!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Is this a good time to bring up the fact that I’ve lined the studio in plastic à la Dexter; because, I’m here to murder Sean. Oh, man! (Ba-boom!)”

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Aaron Mason, Andrew and Sean: Semi-colon and Semi-point

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Andrew: “Buttons are hard to push.”

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Andrew: “Damn it, I messed it up again!”

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Andrew: “Hold on, I’m in a middle of story.”

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Andrew: “I am so bad at quizzes. Why do I like them so much?”

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Andrew: “I get it!”

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Andrew: “I never did pull tabs. I did it once with Luke, but I was just like pulling his… tabs.”

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Andrew: “I want you to be your own man.”

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Andrew: “I’m trying!”

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Andrew: “Kind of. I’m just a weirdo.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Listeners, how are you guys doing? We’re doing good! Oh, great.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “So much jive turkey gobbling about to happen right here on TBTL.”

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Andrew: “TBTL is, was, and ever shall be Too Beautiful To Live.”

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Andrew: “There’s a radio show called ‘Says You!’. It is the dorkiest public radio quiz show you can imagine; and, I love it!”

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Andrew: “This is what we call a ‘power out’ in the business.”

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Andrew: “We do have Ask Sean Anything, or maybe Ask Sean Almost Anything. Umm, which I guess would be AS-Aaaaaah.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Ooh! Oh! Mmm! Mmmh! Ahhh! (Before I get into the…) Whoa!”

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Andrew and Sean: “Or, just each flower has its own cycle. Dunno. Okay, more questions than answers. Are we talking about menses now? Oh, let’s move on.”

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Andrew and Sean: “This is a quiz called, ‘Harry Planter’. That sounds bad. Yeah.”

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Andrew and Sean: Wah-Wah

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Andrew, Aaron Mason and Sean: Aryan Mason

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Andrew, Sean and Aaron Mason: Sean and Aaron kept interrupting Andrew’s intro to the “Is This a Plant or Is This a Harry Potter Character?” game

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Sean: “Bagel, Beagle, Boggle, Boogle, Baggle”

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Sean: “Cadmus. Cadmus makes me think of Cadbury, which makes me think of eggs, which makes think of bunny rabbits, which makes me think of Harry Potter!”

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Sean: “Can we just edit all that out?”

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Sean: “Harry Planter”

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Sean: “I try to say, ‘Squiggle less,’ it’s like, ‘No, squiggle more!'”

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Sean: “I’m using the word terrarium very loosely; because, we didn’t make any G-D terrariums that day. We essentially made plants in glass vessels.”

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Sean: “I’m winning at life, boys.”

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Sean: “It’s a sexy jam for the sexy hams out there.”

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Sean: “My brain, sometimes, doesn’t work!”

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Sean: “My Cream of hWheat”

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Sean: “Oh my God”

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Sean: “You were up crap stream without a paddle.”

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Sean and Aaron Mason: “Aryan Mason. No!!!”

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Sean and Andrew: “And, that would be Andrew Walsh, the picky eater. Exactly.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Bringing up some memories! (What is that?) Like the corners of my mind!”

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Sean and Andrew: “I’m gonna have to tune into that. Do not!”

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Sean and Andrew: “That’s B-A-N-A-N-A-S. That’s, that’s bananas. That is bananas.”

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Sean and Andrew: “Well, I don’t eat a lot of ice cream because I’m lactose intolerant. I just can’t tolerate you (Yeah, and you shouldn’t) anymore. Get out of my house.”

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Sean and Andrew: “You see my thumb? It’s hella green, bro! It actually… Actually, that’s just the… That’s spinach. That’s spinach, yeah.”

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Sean, Andrew and Aaron Mason: “There’s a John Stamen. There is… Can you lose a point for that?”

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Clips From TBTL #2177

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Aaron Mason: “I’m a strong flavor, right? I’m like licorice.”

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Aaron Mason: “It gets in my craw!”

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Aaron Mason: Laughing

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Aaron Mason: “LRB is after me. It’s a whole scene.”

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Aaron Mason: “Milk, He Wrote?”

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Aaron Mason: “Oh, God!”

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Aaron Mason: “Squirrel!”

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Aaron Mason: “Three, two, one. One, two, three. What the heck is bothering me.”

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Aaron Mason: “Toughen up, buttercup!”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “And, I mean Luke has rebuilt an engine. Not Burbank. Not Burbank. I know for a fact, first hand, that he cannot rebuild engines. I’ve been on a broken boat with him. Yeah.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “Come on!!! I made your bed.”

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Aaron Mason and Andrew: “To wrap it all up, it’s you, baby! (Yeah, I guess so) You are! You’re thin-skinned! (Yeah) You get upset (Oh, God) when people…Like, we know that. It’s fine. It’s probably not fine.”

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Andrew: “Alright, you guys… Here’s everything you need to know about the next hour of your life. You are listening to a podcast called TBTL; which, stands for: Too Beautiful To Live”

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Andrew: “Big booming voice”

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Andrew: “Cut that out. That’s not what words mean.”

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Andrew: Describing who and what Luke and Andrew are and do on the show

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Andrew: “I am such a baby.”

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Andrew: “I like it. It kind of got this hand-clappy, boot-stompy feel to it.”

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Andrew: “I went home and I bit my pillow.”

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Andrew: “I’m not famous for anything, but I can eat a lot of hot dogs in one sitting.”

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Andrew: “If I listen to Andrew describe music one more time, I’m gonna drive my car off a cliff!”

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Andrew: “If this person talks like this; but, I’m in the voice. I’m committed at this point to it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Milk, She Wrote”

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Andrew: “Scuttling it up with my whining.”

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Andrew: “Slash man-boy”

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Andrew: “You know, the good news is, we don’t have any listeners who like to Photoshop me into weird scenarios. So, I’m sure that’ll never happen.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Aaron, how the hell are you doing? I’m doing great. First of all, I go by Aidan now. I’ve changed it. So guilty. You really stepped in it yesterday, didn’t you? Boy, howdy.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Have you been naked there? Nnnnnnno. No.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “How dare you question whether or not we’ll deliver on our Goddamn… Who are you!?! (Rawwwr) Is what I said.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I don’t, so I won’t. I don’t, so I won’t!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got real Jessica Fletcher on his ass yesterday. That’s a show title. Milk, He Wrote? That’s the show title!!! Milk, She Wrote. I don’t have a pen.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “I got the paper rattle thing, what do you call it? Oh, Shuffling Papes! I got the Shuffling Papes (What’s up, Bobby!) today.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Nothing like a fat, full guy scooting (Angrily) home, angrily… I’m gonna write a Yelp! review.”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “Remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to all!”

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Andrew and Aaron Mason: “There are dozens of us. However… (Dozens!)”

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Andrew, Aaron Mason and Ron Upshaw: Ron Upshaw crashed the TBTL show recording

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Ron Upshaw: “Can, can people Photoshop some Andrew Walsh ‘The Metal Years’ memes for us please?”

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Ron Upshaw: “Come to Akron, Ohio, fire breathing dragons, Sacrafix!”

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