Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “‘And I’ve written a peer-reviewed paper on the topic; which, I’m hoping to get in The Journal of Pokémon Studies Quarterly.'”

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Luke: “But, sometimes those Canadian radio shows are just so Canadian.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do you guys know what the, like, the rarest one is? Is it like a human child?”

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Luke: “For a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that might just be, Too Experimental To Live.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “No way!”

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Luke: “No, I’m just worried that you’re gonna start crying; because, you’re gonna be forced to think about the death of Bobby Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel.”

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Luke: “Ohh… Oh yeah!”

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Luke: “Previously, on Pokémon”

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Luke: Saying “Starbucks” with a sibilant whistle

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Luke: Saying “They are totally” while chuckling and in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Stop embarrassing me in front of company.”

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Luke: “The call’s coming from inside the Charmander!”

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Luke: “There’s a frigging Charmander right there!”

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Luke: “This is the Friday show we have, not the Friday show we want.”

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Luke: “We’ve hacked into the mainframe. Oh my God, and the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: Whistling through his teeth

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kind of afraid of geese? Yes, they’ve chased me before on my bike!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boom! (There you go) Roasted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Bulking up servers and understanding Internet

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, good luck breaking into my bank account; it already has money herpes. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, you’re basically the world’s worst wing man. Oh, come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna need to slip into something more comfortable. Like Wi-Fi? Um, like, uh, some Spanx that I wear under my banana hammock.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s seriously freaked my chili, bro. Ah, show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s sibilant game was strong with the name “Starbucks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, dude! He’s on the desk! Oh, no. He is getting (He’s closer?) closer… The call’s coming from inside the Charmander! Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God! What? And, we’re off to a hot start.”

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Luke and Andrew: Phone Herpes

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall, good luck catching those Pokémon.”

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Luke and Andrew: “See things. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a Charmander right behind you! A Charmander!!? Look.”

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Luke: “But I do have a, kind of, a recurring dream, don’t play it, where…”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the broadcast facilities of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat.”

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Luke: “Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “I am; because, I didn’t hallucinate this!”

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Luke: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied.”

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Luke: “It’s the beige of names”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: Luke’s Oculus Rift

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Luke: “My wife, my better half”

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Luke: “Oh, man!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that walking on people’s heads? This is walking on people’s heads.” in a bad Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s so funny!”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a little audio hug for your ears.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: A cat would be a snuggle surrogate for Carey

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Luke and Andrew: “Because you couldn’t remember Darrell Hammond’s name that was… On second reference!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brogan BamBrogan. Oh, right!”

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Luke and Andrew: Flim is Truth

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Luke and Andrew: “God, every thought that I have today is somehow more inappropriate than the thought that preceded it. Oh, good, what are you, what are you on to now?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy, geez! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘Also, I’m really into auto-erotic asphyxiation.’ Oh, no.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Intoxication delayed is intoxication denied. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Jesus is the Best and Sounds From My Ba-ahdy

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “More power to ya, when you’re standing on the Word!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, we get to pick names?!? I don’t know!”

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Luke: “Absorb, absorb, absorb.”

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Luke: “All license plates matter.”

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Luke: “All teams matter”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user, you’re not gonna be able to get it all.”

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Luke: “Because, ”merica, fuck yeah.'”

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Luke: “Bish, please!”

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Luke: “Can you get any of your ciotkas on the line?”

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Luke: Dejected “Alright. Alright.”

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Luke: “Don’t do it.”

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Luke: “Dude.”

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Luke: “Dude. That was ballsy.”

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Luke: Fish Sandwich is a bit of a tongue twister

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Luke: “God bless America!”

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Luke: “Good job! You get to smash in the face now.”

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Luke: Guffawing

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Luke: “He’s doing it one patrami, patrami? One fish san–wich, one patrami sandwich at a time.”

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Luke: “How the flip?”

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Luke: “I am an ideas man, but most of them are bad!”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, this is not a time to think about carbon footprints.”

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Luke: “I’ve really set the bar low for bad jokes today, Walsh; so, don’t worry about it.”

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Luke: “Oh, Canada.”

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Luke: “Oooh, barracuda!”

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Luke: “Phase one: Absorb as much of the totality of the blood as you can.”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke: Singing “Cold in July. I will set you back, set you back.”

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Luke: “There’s some rule where, like, every… All teams matter. Every team gets to send a player, I think.”

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Luke: “Tip of the cap, brave Canadian.”

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Luke and Andrew: A Mucinex Moment

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Luke and Andrew: “Blessed are the poor, and then my dad would well, ‘Everyone’s blessed!’ Good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honky lips? What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunky lips? Hunky lips?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mega booyahs? (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Relax, Poddy! So we call her, ‘Poddy Toddy with the Naughty Body’ (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s Rudy having a dream, by the way. Ohhhhhhhhhh! She looks like she’s a dreamcatcher came to life. Don’t do it. I won’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The name of the video this person put up of them scraping their own skin? (God) Skinnamon Toast Crunch. Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “A hundred percent Italian, a hundred percent stallion.”

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Andrew: “Come on! Who(‘d) rejected this one?”

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Andrew: “Easy. Easy.”

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Andrew: Funny Giggle

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Andrew: “Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle, Greek grapes, good blood, bad blood. I’m on a list of difficult phrases to say and I just wanted to, I wanted to try my hand at it.”

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Andrew: “He definitely gives them the ‘Why the Face'”

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Andrew: “Hink, hinky lupus”

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Andrew: “How are, how are your old brain grapes feeling?”

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Andrew: “I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, right there I cry, ‘Forbear!'”

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Andrew: “I get jokes!”

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Andrew: “I like to add one layer on top of that, and take a bad idea and make it worse. That’s what I bring to the show.”

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Andrew: “I wish I was up there. I, I would love to fill ditches.”

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Andrew: “If Stu chews shoes, should Stu chew [sic] the shoes he chews?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and a slap

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Andrew: Made a funny giggling noise and said “Sorry, just made a funny noise”

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Andrew: “Nope, I’m just making noises now.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew: “Ohhhhhhhhhh! She looks like she’s a dreamcatcher came to life.”

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Andrew: “Okay, then why would you reject it?”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert: People die in the show Fargo, by violent means.”

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Andrew: “We’re all blessed, bruh.”

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Andrew: “Who I just, like, kind of hated from the moment I saw his face…”

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Andrew: “You ever get a cold where you’re, you just have cloudy head!”

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Andrew: “You’re just saying, ‘That’s a word.'”

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Andrew and Luke: A Wide Varé

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets disgusted by a Digger the Dermatophyte commercial that Luke played

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold da door. Hold da door! Hold da door!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t want to lose our sense of wonder. We lost that years ago. Yeah, that’s true.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel good, if that makes sense. Okay. Well, that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke stepped into a Dreamcatcher-type situation

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Andrew and Luke: “Point is–Who are the actors? Luke, (Andrew) I don’t know. You’re not leaving this room (This was a long time ago) until you tell me who the, one of the actors was.”

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Andrew and Luke: Wanting to do a whole podcast

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